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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

>cast a spell

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

djwetmouse posted:

>Add 2 to ELAN, 10 to EFFORT, and 18 to FIST. Who's gonna stop you?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

Dreggon posted:

lmao holy poo poo

sticky please

We may have reached peak CYOA here.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

Goblins, P. 293

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

>have the bat join our party

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

Eat the rations, start sobbing and threaten suicide if the pixies don't let you in. Really slather on the guilt.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

Eat a pixie.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

Sleep on a pile of pixie corpses.

Also make a note of the inscription from section 63 for later.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

Build a decoy of yourself and have it "sleep" somewhere obvious while you snooze safely in a nearby hiding place.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

Who What Now posted:

Before sleeping make sure to position the corpses to make it look like the pixies committed a murder-canibalism-suicide-pact type scenario which, as anyone who is anyone obviously already knows, pixies are well known for doing quite often.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

I don't have this book, but the Two-Fisted Fantasy Forums have a whole thread dedicated to hating on The Prince of Shards. Apparently he's "really creepy" and has a "weird face." Gave a lot of kids nightmares back in the day. He might be the monster summoned here.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

Gilganixon posted:

Some good news : I've finally found a new copy of this book on Ebay! Should be with us for tomorrow's update. No more torn, old pages gumming up the scanner!



225 pounds is pretty steep. That's what I call dedication!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

It's obviously Phalloknight, who are we kidding.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

I kind of want to see the Prince of Shards make a weird nightmare face if we beat it.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

pentyne posted:

For some reason I can't stop thinking that this fantasy world is the legacy of Space Tits and rear end after they settled a new world 5000 years later.

Stop posting so much Applewhite, its confusing me.

SotBE is so much better than ST&A in terms of effort, execution and humor that I'm insulted on Gilganixon's behalf that you would confuse the two.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

Get behind him and attack his weak point for massive damage!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

Epic High Five posted:

Describe in great detail extremely unsexy things, then strike while the knight is limp and vulnerable

This is probably the smartest answer.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

With our luck, Jeff will be hailed as a hero or something.
I also think we should carve his name somewhere.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

Mojo Threepwood posted:

Injure the guard but leave him conscious. Load our loot onto the remaining horse. As we prepare to depart, hear the guard demand to know what we believe in. Walk up to him and kneel, and place a small bag of pixie dust loosely tied with string in his mouth.

Remove our helmet and say "I believe that whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you... Jeff." Tie the other end of the string to your horse so the guard gets doused as you ride away, blending in with a parade of identical horses.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

Throw the elf off balance by mocking the inferior quality of the toys they make and also their servitude to the human sorcerer known as Santa Claus.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

Challenge the skeleton to a dance-off.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

I say combine the dance off and join forces options. Everyone knows skeletons love to dance so if you show them your dancing prowess they are sure to respect you.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

the_steve posted:

Bravely run away - Page 205

Sing a ballad about running away as you do so.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

He's a gamblin man; make him a bet he can't refuse and you can't lose.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

Are there any scorpions around on the ground? Try and gather up as many as you can, then release them into the guard shack so they sting the guard.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

The high water mark of CYOAs across the internet. Bravo!

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

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