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>cast a spell
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djwetmouse posted:>Add 2 to ELAN, 10 to EFFORT, and 18 to FIST. Who's gonna stop you?
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| # ¿ Jun 24, 2015 19:38 |
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Dreggon posted:lmao holy poo poo We may have reached peak CYOA here.
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| # ¿ Jun 26, 2015 13:03 |
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Goblins, P. 293
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| # ¿ Jun 26, 2015 13:06 |
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>have the bat join our party
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| # ¿ Jun 26, 2015 13:20 |
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Eat the rations, start sobbing and threaten suicide if the pixies don't let you in. Really slather on the guilt.
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| # ¿ Jun 27, 2015 01:43 |
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Eat a pixie.
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| # ¿ Jun 28, 2015 01:36 |
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Sleep on a pile of pixie corpses. Also make a note of the inscription from section 63 for later.
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| # ¿ Jun 29, 2015 01:37 |
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Build a decoy of yourself and have it "sleep" somewhere obvious while you snooze safely in a nearby hiding place.
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| # ¿ Jun 29, 2015 10:00 |
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Who What Now posted:Before sleeping make sure to position the corpses to make it look like the pixies committed a murder-canibalism-suicide-pact type scenario which, as anyone who is anyone obviously already knows, pixies are well known for doing quite often.
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I don't have this book, but the Two-Fisted Fantasy Forums have a whole thread dedicated to hating on The Prince of Shards. Apparently he's "really creepy" and has a "weird face." Gave a lot of kids nightmares back in the day. He might be the monster summoned here.
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| # ¿ Jun 30, 2015 01:14 |
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Gilganixon posted:Some good news : I've finally found a new copy of this book on Ebay! Should be with us for tomorrow's update. No more torn, old pages gumming up the scanner! 225 pounds is pretty steep. That's what I call dedication!
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| # ¿ Jun 30, 2015 01:43 |
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It's obviously Phalloknight, who are we kidding.
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| # ¿ Jul 1, 2015 01:51 |
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I kind of want to see the Prince of Shards make a weird nightmare face if we beat it.
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| # ¿ Jul 1, 2015 03:06 |
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pentyne posted:For some reason I can't stop thinking that this fantasy world is the legacy of Space Tits and rear end after they settled a new world 5000 years later. SotBE is so much better than ST&A in terms of effort, execution and humor that I'm insulted on Gilganixon's behalf that you would confuse the two.
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| # ¿ Jul 1, 2015 03:12 |
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Get behind him and attack his weak point for massive damage!
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| # ¿ Jul 2, 2015 01:52 |
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Epic High Five posted:Describe in great detail extremely unsexy things, then strike while the knight is limp and vulnerable This is probably the smartest answer.
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| # ¿ Jul 2, 2015 12:09 |
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With our luck, Jeff will be hailed as a hero or something. I also think we should carve his name somewhere.
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| # ¿ Jul 8, 2015 01:37 |
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Mojo Threepwood posted:Injure the guard but leave him conscious. Load our loot onto the remaining horse. As we prepare to depart, hear the guard demand to know what we believe in. Walk up to him and kneel, and place a small bag of pixie dust loosely tied with string in his mouth.
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| # ¿ Jul 8, 2015 10:12 |
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Throw the elf off balance by mocking the inferior quality of the toys they make and also their servitude to the human sorcerer known as Santa Claus.
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| # ¿ Jul 10, 2015 21:39 |
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Challenge the skeleton to a dance-off.
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| # ¿ Jul 11, 2015 04:45 |
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I say combine the dance off and join forces options. Everyone knows skeletons love to dance so if you show them your dancing prowess they are sure to respect you.
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| # ¿ Jul 11, 2015 19:44 |
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the_steve posted:Bravely run away - Page 205 Sing a ballad about running away as you do so.
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| # ¿ Jul 27, 2015 16:06 |
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He's a gamblin man; make him a bet he can't refuse and you can't lose.
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| # ¿ Jul 28, 2015 03:15 |
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Are there any scorpions around on the ground? Try and gather up as many as you can, then release them into the guard shack so they sting the guard.
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| # ¿ Jul 28, 2015 03:30 |
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The high water mark of CYOAs across the internet. Bravo!
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