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FRINGE
May 23, 2003


A sword, a bow and pepper to throw in peoples eyes before we laugh at them and poke them with the sword.

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FRINGE
May 23, 2003


pixaal posted:

That's a lot of effort we only need 8 if I understand the rules to be sure we kill him. Average of 6? So like lets use 7 we win if we don't roll snake eyes!
We roll 18 dice for FISTS, so we are pretty much guaranteed a 6. We can save some effort.

Do we keep one or two dice? Is it 1d6 or 2d6?

FRINGE
May 23, 2003


FRINGE
May 23, 2003


Eat the rations, and then:

Peebla posted:

Heft the shield, swagger like you got a big ol human dick, and tell frank black and the pixies that you're the bossanova now.

FRINGE
May 23, 2003


Applewhite posted:

I kind of want to see the Prince of Shards make a weird nightmare face if we beat it.

FRINGE
May 23, 2003


the_steve posted:

Yknow, we aren't that far from home, are we? Get the Phalloknight high as a loving kite, then when he's good and paranoid, tell him about Jeff.
Yes focus on the GLORIOUS BATTLE that is "part of Jeff" while the knight is tripping. It is GLORIOUS BATTLE that can only be found deep inside the mighty Jeffs body.

FRINGE
May 23, 2003


Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Rated gold ironically and unironically!

FRINGE
May 23, 2003


1. Do we still want to contaminate the camp with mixed pixie bits and the cockeye?
Save the parts.

2. Fight the guard or get captured? (not fighting the guard is the same as losing as far as the book is concerned, we will be captured)
Fight the guard.

3. Assuming we are not captured, what 3 items do we take before making a break for it? And by what means should we escape?
1) musical instrument
2) some kind of missile weapon
3) the rich lords drug stash

Escape with a horse

FRINGE
May 23, 2003


Drink potion.

Save testicle for the +23 page number event.

FRINGE
May 23, 2003


Darth Llama posted:

Offer to share the testicle with her over a candlelight dinner

FRINGE
May 23, 2003


Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs7TxUI8A64

1. Obviously we trim the pixie hide cloak with elf skin, creating a wearable tapestry of genocide.

2. We take the WAR CARAVAN right to the front gate, music blaring and blood bag leading the way, and deliver the goods as promised like what we're doing is PERFECTLY NORMAL.

Welp. Not going to buck this trend.

Make sure and paint your face so that the carriers of the dead know you're For Real, and Shiny.

FRINGE
May 23, 2003


Alas poor half-brother...

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FRINGE
May 23, 2003


Excelsior!

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