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Gilganixon posted:This is the first update with the new book. Finally we can LP this game the way it's meant to be LPed, with pages not yellowed with age, torn to shreds and covered in a medley of fluids. A) I want that illustration as my avatar B) Stick sword in the mounts pee/eye hole to win a re-SOUNDING victory.
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2015 02:53 |
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 22:57 |
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HBar posted:Lacks polish, eh? Karol, take us to page 68!
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2015 05:52 |
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Save the hallucinogenic pixie parts for another day, and shove any religious relics, cod pieces, and musical instruments into our bag. Carve "Jeff was here poo poo-birds!" Onto something valuable if there's time (never hurts to cause some problems for Jeff) and if not, hop on a horse and let's get the hell out of here!
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2015 02:20 |
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What the gently caress....how does this have almost a million views?
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2015 20:56 |
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Once we get to town we can try to trade our cock eye for an instrument.
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2015 23:05 |
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With out Karol I don't like our chances of getting out of a wizard tower in one piece.... leave all our armor on and let's head to that loving tower! Also, how much pixie parts/dust do we have left? Enough for one more use or can we squeeze two or three out of them?
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2015 02:37 |
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Atma posted:don't want to lose any EFFORT here Changing my vote to this.
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2015 05:02 |
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Mojo Threepwood posted:I like this, but we should be economical about our kin slaying. We shouldn't just take the scalps and leave the blood for the next adventurer. This is our chance to move on from being a half elf to becoming a 60%, even 75% elf! I say we: Yeah, that's brilliant.
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2015 22:12 |
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Save the balls and beat those bitches with everything we got! Karol path: Sally forth!
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2015 05:02 |
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Drink the potion then try to join the skeletons. If they aren't digging us then run the hell away! Bilgeton is calling and we should answer it.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2015 00:03 |
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the_steve posted:1. Nah, I don't see us getting anywhere with that line of inquiry.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2015 13:36 |
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1. Equip James Boned 2. Loot us some elf kicking boots 3. stick with the dick helm and shield/sword
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2015 16:25 |
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Araenna posted:Can the boots be used to stomp other creatures? We could potentially double stomp the double-elf. Like a drop kick I suppose. If we ever run into him.
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2015 18:51 |
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1. Skeletons should do this 2. We should let out a ferocious battle cry and throw the pixie body parts at the elves to show we mean business
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2015 02:05 |
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Pixie Bits all the way!
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2015 04:20 |
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1. Get thee to thy caravan. 2. Codpiece up thyne fancy pants!
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2015 08:59 |
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It takes balls to win a fight. I say we do both.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2015 17:59 |
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Mojo Threepwood posted:Let's chain the prisoner to the front of the lead wagon, and use our medical skills to set up an ongoing blood transfusion between him and the skeleton driver. Harvest elf ribcages and make them into a xylophone for a skeleton to play at the front of a wagon, and stretch elf pelts over spare barrels to make a drum set for another skeleton wagon to jam on. You can't beat perfection! Gilganixon posted:People keep saying this kind of thing but this book predates the Elder Scrolls by something like 15 years...either it's a coincidence or Bethesda referenced this book. It's almost certainly a nod to the series by Bethesda. It also explains why they never fixed the Cliff Racers because nothing was broken with them. One of my friends who was more into CYOA books than I was brought this up at the time, but I didn't know what he was talking about. Kinda neat to finally see it though.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2015 13:19 |
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1. Combine the swords 2. Equip our fancy clothes/armor 3. Walk on into Bilgeton like the cock of the walk.
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2015 15:28 |
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1. Explain that it obviously was your evil hairless twin that had caused all the mischief and that you're there to bring him to justice. 2. CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2015 02:32 |
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 22:57 |
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Anything framing Jeff more is fantastic. No matter what we do we have to do that.
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2015 19:45 |