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wait, there's a signpost RIGHT THERE and it looks pretty sharp, just take that
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Shinjobi posted:just run through the woods and scream incoherently. scream until you cough up blood. Blood! That's what we are forgetting. get the BLOOD and store it in your body.
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Let's have the 10ft pole be our pet and grab a tasty burg
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Jun 24, 2015 11:20
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"kill" the bat with sick elvish wordplay and shame him into giving you his belt, then cuck him edit: oh it's FISTS, so, like, you can have hand puppets or something VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV e: And the ten foot pole can supply the backbeat Poland Spring fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Jun 25, 2015 |
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Jun 25, 2015 16:33
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:with an extra "e" to attract the real CYOA fans cucke thee bate
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Jun 25, 2015 18:27
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Pixies, I hear they make a lovely blue wine, a sapphire rosé
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Jun 26, 2015 12:36
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Guys it's the sapphire rosé of Francis the Black, the king of the pixies! We totally need to swig that poo poo, even if he's going to get gigantically pissed off. Hell, maybe he's offering it to us and will be pissed if we DON'T drink it, you never know with pixies.
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Jun 27, 2015 05:47
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Eat your sword, don't drink the burg, smash bottom of potion bottle and use it as new weapon
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Jun 27, 2015 15:08
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Hmm, seems like people have copies from different editions. I hear that some of the demons pissed off some Christian mom groups or something, so they had to reprint with something tamer.
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Jun 30, 2015 16:23
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well everyone knows elves are thirsty for dick so PHALLOKNIGHT
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Jul 1, 2015 02:00
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Ask him what pumping rig he uses, and during his hours long comparison of different equipment and methods stealthily slip away. Or you could just surrender, I'm pretty sure the demonic signal for that is bending over
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Jul 2, 2015 02:56
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Coohoolin posted:is the elf a virgin? otherwise give the phalloknight chlamydia or genital herpes. Maybe we picked up something from the bat cuck
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Jul 2, 2015 12:50
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I think the sheathing the sword in the dick slit option is best because we also trigger conditions for chivalry, being suddenly defenseless and all. So if the first hit doesn't get him we'll still have the "third" option
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Jul 2, 2015 16:17
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HBar posted:Lacks polish, eh? Karol, take us to page 68!
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vrath posted:The pole sounds good too. He's waiting for us at some tavern in bilgeton
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