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Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005


we're going to need that hard to open packet of hot sauce for the goblins

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Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005


wait, there's a signpost RIGHT THERE and it looks pretty sharp, just take that

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005


Shinjobi posted:

just run through the woods and scream incoherently. scream until you cough up blood.

Blood! That's what we are forgetting. get the BLOOD and store it in your body.

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005


Let's have the 10ft pole be our pet and grab a tasty burg

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005


"kill" the bat with sick elvish wordplay and shame him into giving you his belt, then cuck him

edit: oh it's FISTS, so, like, you can have hand puppets or something

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e: And the ten foot pole can supply the backbeat

Poland Spring fucked around with this message at Jun 25, 2015 around 17:26

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005


DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

with an extra "e" to attract the real CYOA fans

cucke thee bate

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005


Pixies, I hear they make a lovely blue wine, a sapphire rosť

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005


Guys it's the sapphire rosť of Francis the Black, the king of the pixies! We totally need to swig that poo poo, even if he's going to get gigantically pissed off. Hell, maybe he's offering it to us and will be pissed if we DON'T drink it, you never know with pixies.

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005


Eat your sword, don't drink the burg, smash bottom of potion bottle and use it as new weapon

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005


Hmm, seems like people have copies from different editions. I hear that some of the demons pissed off some Christian mom groups or something, so they had to reprint with something tamer.

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005


well everyone knows elves are thirsty for dick so PHALLOKNIGHT

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005


Ask him what pumping rig he uses, and during his hours long comparison of different equipment and methods stealthily slip away.

Or you could just surrender, I'm pretty sure the demonic signal for that is bending over

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005


Coohoolin posted:

is the elf a virgin? otherwise give the phalloknight chlamydia or genital herpes.

Maybe we picked up something from the bat cuck

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005


I think the sheathing the sword in the dick slit option is best because we also trigger conditions for chivalry, being suddenly defenseless and all. So if the first hit doesn't get him we'll still have the "third" option

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005


HBar posted:

Lacks polish, eh? Karol, take us to page 68!

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Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005


vrath posted:

The pole sounds good too.

He's waiting for us at some tavern in bilgeton

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