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MONKEY TRASH!
Jan 8, 2006

(Temple) go left.

hoping that Karol will go first, to block darts, boulders, fiendish rats, lava and/or cave-ins with his ungainly polish frame

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MONKEY TRASH!
Jan 8, 2006

(Temple) turn left and continue.

Ideally,Mr. bastard elf will hop onto Karol's back like a baby chimpanzee holding its mother for a nice, Effort-restoring nap, until Karol finds something worthy of attention.

MONKEY TRASH!
Jan 8, 2006

Gilganixon posted:


You asked for Phalloknight, you cannot un-ask for it.




Amazing. Looks totally like an evil knight of out Berserk.

The elf should whip out penis, rapidly achieve erection, jump on Karol's shoulders and engage in a friendly high-speed jousting match with the Phalloknight to prove that you are equals, brothers, not enemies.

MONKEY TRASH! fucked around with this message at 19:11 on Jul 2, 2015

MONKEY TRASH!
Jan 8, 2006

the_steve posted:

- Find string, Combine teeth and string into a necklace.
- Find Ted's house. Look for an Insignia Ring of some sort.
- Bequeath the house and everything therein to ourself.


This, and plan to enter high society as 'Ted', assuming his identity as a upperclass man-about-town. Meet a rich heiress at a party and retire to a life of luxury in a private fort, after a scorched-earth anti-Jeff campaign.

MONKEY TRASH!
Jan 8, 2006

:golfclap:

Rediscovering this Elf's debauchery has helped me through a dark time, OP. The world needs you doing this full time.

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