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BadgerSeat
Feb 28, 2006

Would you like to see where I keep my severed heads?

bastard sword, climbing rope, invisibility cloak (for jerking off in public)

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BadgerSeat
Feb 28, 2006

Would you like to see where I keep my severed heads?

Judging by the cover, coffee & cake may be a good idea

BadgerSeat
Feb 28, 2006

Would you like to see where I keep my severed heads?

pixaal posted:

That's a lot of effort we only need 8 if I understand the rules to be sure we kill him. Average of 6? So like lets use 7 we win if we don't roll snake eyes!

Defeat bat and force him to use echo location to figure out how to get to bilgeton

BadgerSeat fucked around with this message at Jun 25, 2015 around 02:58

BadgerSeat
Feb 28, 2006

Would you like to see where I keep my severed heads?

Eat the rations, take potion but don't drink it yet, take out the bastard sword and stab it into the center of the stump as it were a key being put into a keyhole (or penis into a wombat)

BadgerSeat
Feb 28, 2006

Would you like to see where I keep my severed heads?

160, totally

BadgerSeat
Feb 28, 2006

Would you like to see where I keep my severed heads?

This may not be an option in the book but perhaps the way to defeat the pixies is to lure the pixies out of hiding, scoop them up a put them in rear end, drink potion that will very likely shrink the elf to pixie size, remove pixies from rear end who are now ant size, find another regular sized pixie and shove the tiny pixies in his rear end and make him drink some shrinking potion. Keep doing this until all pixies are one. Hopefully the potion will wear off at some point and the pixies will explode as they return to their original size

BadgerSeat
Feb 28, 2006

Would you like to see where I keep my severed heads?

Loot any nearby pixie corpses and perhaps hack off a pixie head, it may come in handy for poisoning someone on the future. head In the direction of the road to bilgeton.

BadgerSeat fucked around with this message at Jun 29, 2015 around 07:13

BadgerSeat
Feb 28, 2006

Would you like to see where I keep my severed heads?

Whatever it is, play a game of chess with it for ridiculously high stakes

BadgerSeat
Feb 28, 2006

Would you like to see where I keep my severed heads?

My brain says prince of shards and my penis says phalloknight. I don't know which one to listen to

BadgerSeat
Feb 28, 2006

Would you like to see where I keep my severed heads?

If the elf runs his arse will be more vulnerable... Don't run

BadgerSeat
Feb 28, 2006

Would you like to see where I keep my severed heads?

Loot the phalloknight and be on your way to bilgeton

BadgerSeat
Feb 28, 2006

Would you like to see where I keep my severed heads?

Eat the lovely elf rations, save the testicle for later, head to bilgeton

BadgerSeat
Feb 28, 2006

Would you like to see where I keep my severed heads?

There are two testicles though, couldn't we eat one and take one for the road or was the second testicle damaged too much in the 'fight'?
Also, wear the helmet.

BadgerSeat
Feb 28, 2006

Would you like to see where I keep my severed heads?

Save the parts
Fight the guard
Steal everything that appears to be magical, hopefully a codpiece
Ride a horse to bilgeton

BadgerSeat
Feb 28, 2006

Would you like to see where I keep my severed heads?

Get payment upfront, defeat the skeletons hidden inside the elves, go meet the wizard

BadgerSeat
Feb 28, 2006

Would you like to see where I keep my severed heads?

Save the testicle, fight the elves

BadgerSeat
Feb 28, 2006

Would you like to see where I keep my severed heads?

Butt Discussin posted:

Don't whine about the non-existent injury,just take the deal and move on to bilgeton.

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BadgerSeat
Feb 28, 2006

Would you like to see where I keep my severed heads?

Condiments!

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