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stay with me here, no-sided tape
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this will revolutionize the world as we know it, and our company will be at the forefront of the movement that started with our new product: metal gravy
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haven't we all wanted to be a crazy cat lady at one time or another? now with this spray, it's instantaneous
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remember wearing diapers as a baby? no? me either. we should make diapers with cameras on them so that future generations can remember what it was like
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Jun 24, 2015 02:00
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trust me, the racial slur-shaped pretzel market is completely untapped. it's a goldmine.
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Jun 24, 2015 02:01
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everyone loves doughnuts, and doughnut holes, so surely they'll love...doughnut crumbs!
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Jun 24, 2015 02:04
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Gentlemen I present to you bed of nail toilet seats.
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Jun 24, 2015 02:05
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bacalou posted:stay with me here, no-sided tape
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Three words: Sewage flavored mouthwash.
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with 3d printers all the rage, we figure it's time for 3d flatbed scanners no one has survived yet but we're getting there, and legal can fix the kinks until then 
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you've heard of granny panties, now it's time for grandpa panties
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2 words, legless dogs. |
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i call it "the chill forum" |
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google THIS posted:i call it "the chill forum"
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We have been making trucks for 3 generations, and for 3 generations, we have marketed based upon utility. Gentlemen, I say we bring the world of fun to the world of trucks. What we need is a fun truck. What we need is *pulls sheet off model on boardroom table* a gently caress. |
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Jun 24, 2015 02:14
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how have we gone over two thousand years without cool ranch flavored cigarettes? fear not, consumer, doritos locos tobacco is on the case
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bacalou posted:how have we gone over two thousand years without cool ranch flavored cigarettes? fear not, consumer, doritos locos tobacco is on the case that would actually sell big in the US of A |
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The latest and greatest canine mobility platform, New from Dogmo™, the Dogmo™ Lester... ahhh... poo poo...never said it together like that before... no, wait, trust me, it's a great platform... poo poo... poo poo poo poo poo poo |
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Jun 24, 2015 02:24
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i call it downloadable content
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bacalou posted:trust me, the racial slur-shaped pretzel market is completely untapped. it's a goldmine. ---------------- |
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Thingyman posted:We have been making trucks for 3 generations, and for 3 generations, we have marketed based upon utility. Gentlemen, I say we bring the world of fun to the world of trucks. What we need is a fun truck. What we need is *pulls sheet off model on boardroom table* a gently caress. lol
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this miracle drug can help even the wimpiest of men become hulking alpha-male adonises, i call it BetaMAX
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bacalou posted:well they're just like normal anti-depressants except these are in a bottle that cries when you open it lmao |
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Jun 24, 2015 02:32
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trust me, with the new name change, this product is a guaranteed best-seller. ladies and gentlemen, i present Not Heroin.
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Jun 24, 2015 02:32
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inorganic cigarettes |
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Piso Mojado posted:2 words, legless dogs. they're like fluffy throw pillows |
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with this pez pill dispenser, taking your methadone has never been easier. starting lineup includes dora the explorer and bob the builder
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it's just like regular easy cheese, except the bottle is shaped like a 9mm hangun
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Every woman dreams of taking her birth control pill with Chardonnay, and thus the Planned Parenthood Summer Solstice Vintage was born.
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Jun 24, 2015 02:38
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as i'm sure you know, our company has lost billions removing asbestos from our toy shop locations. but fear not, r&d has put together a great solution to re-invest that waste product into a new, exciting solution for all to enjoy! i present: beards for kids!
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as per his will, mr. schneider has been transformed into the new hip food item this summer: corn on the rob
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bacalou posted:trust me, the racial slur-shaped pretzel market is completely untapped. it's a goldmine. i don't know op, it seems to be going pretty well for them, i mean look how fancy swastipretzle hq is  
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i want a cheese gun.. |
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POWERBALL posted:Every woman dreams of taking her birth control pill with Chardonnay, and thus the Planned Parenthood Summer Solstice Vintage was born. |
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It's Star Trek like you've never seen it before: In the house of some hapless indigent who never goes into space or leaves his house due to crippling mental illness and the inalienable bill of rights that keeps the government from interfering with his body without permission |
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Jun 24, 2015 02:43
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bacalou posted:it's just like regular easy cheese, except the bottle is shaped like a 9mm hangun failed company director frantically looking for real gun in pile of cheese guns to commit suicide, keeps squirting cheese in his mouth |
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Jun 24, 2015 02:44
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A refrigerator that's connected to the internet and orders more food when it's hungry |
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Cumt posted:i want a cheese gun.. Cumt posted:failed company director frantically looking for real gun in pile of cheese guns to commit suicide, keeps squirting cheese in his mouth 
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Cumt posted:failed company director frantically looking for real gun in pile of cheese guns to commit suicide, keeps squirting cheese in his mouth |
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