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net cafe scandal posted:I can vouch for this it's good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaABZqW4DNg
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LawfulWaffle posted:Big Boss canonically believes in Santa Claus. that's because santa is real
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Aug 28, 2015 17:07
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LawfulWaffle posted:Kotaku has an article full of recommended Peace Walker tapes to listen to before The Phantom Pain. Lots of backstory and character development, some fun things too. Some of them were posted here before, but this is a little more comprehensive.. I already listened to all of them and even made MP3s out of them so i couldl isten to them while training :-)
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:the new Games thread is even worse than I expected. There a bunch of fricking dummies, they're not funny, they all sound like each other, they say the same things over and over, they like to pretend to be gay in a way that I'm sure would be insulting to any decent gay man. They eat their boogers. They can't ride a bike.
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Aug 28, 2015 17:19
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I can ride a bike.
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Aug 28, 2015 17:23
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In Training posted:I can ride a bike. i can't
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Aug 28, 2015 17:24
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In Training posted:I can ride a bike. Biking is pretty fun, and I would not eat my boogers.
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Aug 28, 2015 17:24
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Fungah! posted:i can't There's time to learn
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Aug 28, 2015 17:25
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net cafe scandal posted:There a bunch of fricking dummies, they're not funny, they all sound like each other, they say the same things over and over, they like to pretend to be gay in a way that I'm sure would be insulting to any decent gay man. They eat their boogers. They can't ride a bike. 
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Aug 28, 2015 17:29
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Eating your boogers helps build a strong immune system. Don't eat other people's boogers, and polite society looks down on the practice, but I won't judge you for noshing on some nuggets.
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Aug 28, 2015 17:31
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Ok I read the Polygon review and IMO it's a bit of a travesty that Phantom Pain lost only one point for sexy stuff but Bayonetta 2 lost 2.5 points for sexy stuff. Bayonetta 2 is not, by any metric, sexier than TPP, imho
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Aug 28, 2015 17:33
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Bedlamdan posted:Ok I read the Polygon review and iIMO it's a bit of a travesty that Phantom Pain lost only one point for sexy stuff but Bayonetta 2 lost 2.5 points for sexy stuff. Ok I read the Polygon review and
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Aug 28, 2015 17:34
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Quiet is sexier than Bayonetta, but Rainbow Mika is even sexier than Quiet.
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Aug 28, 2015 17:35
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net cafe scandal posted:Quiet is sexier than Bayonetta, but Rainbow Mika is even sexier than Quiet. If Polygon doesn't take off at least three points for the double rear end attack Mika does with Nadeshiko then we know something is hosed up here.
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Aug 28, 2015 17:36
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Bedlamdan posted:If Polygon doesn't take off at least three points for the double rear end attack Mika does with Nadeshiko then we know something is hosed up here.
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Aug 28, 2015 17:37
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I think Bayonetta is sexier than Quiet. R. Mika had a really nice rear end but her breasts are too cartoonish for me to get horny, I think her design is just stylish and cool.
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Aug 28, 2015 17:39
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Polygon gave Madden 16 a 9 as well. Exhibit A in the case against scoring games.
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Aug 28, 2015 17:40
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In Training posted:I think Bayonetta is sexier than Quiet. R. Mika had a really nice rear end but her breasts are too cartoonish for me to get horny, I think her design is just stylish and cool. I watched the r mika trailer at .25 speed
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Aug 28, 2015 17:42
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I ran around in a circle planting claymores and Vulcan Raven ran into all of them
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Aug 28, 2015 17:43
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He's taking point off because looking at a sexy lady makes him uncomfortable? That doesn't affect the gameplay. Games reviewers are retarded get a real job.
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Aug 28, 2015 17:44
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Quiet is treated differently than other characters by the direction of the game's camera, too. During cutscenes, the camera sometimes pauses for a beat to focus — or straight up lingers — on Quiet's breasts. In one shot, we see it slide down the barrel of her sniper rifle, take measure of her cleavage before slowly rising up to her face. The camera framing puts her exposed body on display unnecessarily more often than not, whether we're looking down at Quiet's chest or gazing up at her bottom. Worse, a game event that hints at her being sexually assaulted felt more like a hamfisted plan to remove Quiet's pants just before she metes out gory revenge against her attackers. The Phantom Pain treats its few other female characters in a similar way, zeroing in on their jiggling breasts and panning across their asses in a silly, oversexualized way. It's distracting. It's annoying. It's tiresome.
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Aug 28, 2015 17:45
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Gazing up at her bottom.
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Aug 28, 2015 17:45
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I hope I can give Quiet some cool and funny outfits but I also appreciate Kojima's vision re: her boobs and butt
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Aug 28, 2015 17:50
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I was spoiled on one of Quiet's secret outfits. There's going to be some extremely good stuff in regards to buddy costumes based on what I saw.
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Aug 28, 2015 17:56
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I bet that reviewer is not ashamed of his words and deeds. I bet he got more than one boner playing the game and felt that there weren't enough cutscenes to allow him to rub his cheeto to completion. -1 point.
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Aug 28, 2015 17:57
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dispatched ... looks like ill get it 1-2 days early :-)
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Aug 28, 2015 17:57
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Turns out the secret reason for Quiet's exposure was that she was fully dressed the whole time but only the pure of heart could see her clothes.
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Aug 28, 2015 17:58
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I.N.R.I posted:dispatched ... looks like ill get it 1-2 days early :-) !
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Aug 28, 2015 18:00
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Kojima is god...Kojima is god...
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Aug 28, 2015 18:01
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I.N.R.I posted:dispatched ... looks like ill get it 1-2 days early :-) Grats
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Aug 28, 2015 18:02
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LawfulWaffle posted:I bet that reviewer is not ashamed of his words and deeds. I bet he got more than one boner playing the game and felt that there weren't enough cutscenes to allow him to rub his cheeto to completion. -1 point. are you ashamed of this post
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Aug 28, 2015 18:04
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elf help book posted:are you ashamed of this post No more than you are ashamed of your av
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Aug 28, 2015 18:05
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LawfulWaffle posted:No more than you are ashamed of your av jesus
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Aug 28, 2015 18:07
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There's no point in talking about Polygon writing something stupid because that's all they ever do, so let's talk about something else now.
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Hello, Games.
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leave polygon discussion at the door, folks
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Aug 28, 2015 18:12
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why did they decide video games come out on tuesdays? what were they thinking?!
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Aug 28, 2015 18:12
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net cafe scandal posted:*sighs and reminisces about pages 1 through 90*
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i don't loving give a poo poo what some retard who works at polygon thinks
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net cafe scandal posted:Hello, Games. Turn your monitor on.
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