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dogcrash truther
oo beinis

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dogcrash truther
ok but for real the joke is: why can't cinderella play soccer?

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ty cat dynamite

saboten

thank u bacalou

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dogcrash truther posted:

ok but for real the joke is: why can't cinderella play soccer?

i don't know why?

if it's about her glass slippers, she can always change footwear dude. she would be well aware they are not regulation and certainly prone to some dangerous shattering out in the soccer field

dogcrash truther
because she always runs away from the ball

saboten

dogcrash truther posted:

because she always runs away from the ball

thank u bacalou

Android Blues

maybe she isn't fit, or healthy enough. her routine of hard work and scrubbing would probably keep her in decent shape, but itd be hell on the knees which are important for a football player

e: oh! haha

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Ready for adventure!


dogcrash truther posted:

because she always runs away from the ball
very happy with this thread so far

GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

her coach was a pumpkin !!!

joke_explainer


dogcrash truther posted:

because she always runs away from the ball

killer!

joke_explainer


i wish goodbye turtles and DCT wrote the mulawney show instead of the writers that write that show... it'd be way better...

fuck. marry. t-rex

It's cuz it's a team sport and all she has are small animals

fuck. marry. t-rex

It's cuz she relies on men to save her

fuck. marry. t-rex

For real though it's hosed up how poorly broadcast the women's wold cup is also the turf thing

dogcrash truther
Those little rubber bits cause horrible cancers

verily carefree

dogcrash truther posted:

Those little rubber bits cause horrible cancers

they are downright unamerican

bog pixie

pig slut lisa

irl is good


dogcrash truther posted:

ok but for real the joke is: why can't cinderella play soccer?

she keeps trying to get her wambach (:shrug: idk)

i am he

whats the oo ienbes thing

bog pixie

boo beinis

i am he

what is it

pig slut lisa

irl is good


i am he posted:

what is it

pure unadulterated racism

fuck. marry. t-rex

i am he posted:

what is it

It's a fyad joke that's gets used 95% of the time in other forums now, like making mediocre reformats of the niggerstomper58 prodromal schizophrenia rant, saying but what if I'm gay, pointing at things in a pic and saying that's me

fuck. marry. t-rex

Fyad also invented:

The Holocaust + the Hitler mythos
Being openly homosexual
The bicycle, and then sex with the bicycle
Liking persona

dogcrash truther
what happens is when i type out the title of a thread and i get to the last allowed letter and its a solitary b, to me, that's time for boo bienis

i am he

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

It's a fyad joke that's gets used 95% of the time in other forums now, like making mediocre reformats of the niggerstomper58 prodromal schizophrenia rant, saying but what if I'm gay, pointing at things in a pic and saying that's me

thank you

Senior Management



I do not understand the jokes of earth humans. Deep under the planet's mantle our shamans tell the jokes so terrifyingly funny that if leaked to the surface the planet would be torn asunder.

:jerry:

Senior Management



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ienp4J3pW7U is a documentary of what happened when one of our spawn leaked their first attempt at a joke from what you might consider kindergarten. But it was underground and better. Such a weak joke stole the souls of men.

:jerry:

Looke

GoodbyeTurtles posted:

her coach was a pumpkin !!!

google THIS

why did Pongo lose at hide and seek? he was spotted.

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
glass slippers aren't regulation

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dogcrash truther
You'd think she would be good at it; she was trained as a sweeper after all...

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