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echinopsis

by Fluffdaddy
never stop talking about computers

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GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

They will become irrelevant when Y2K happens, invest in rocks and dirt

ron color
do you think subsistence farming would work if you only grew stuff you like such as: potatoes, zucchini, peanuts, carrots, chilis, onions?
edit: after all the computers are gone

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
yospos 8.2

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Granite Octopus

computers are trash. very fast trash.

treasure bear

are you all y2k38 ready?

yeah actually they will
goldmine immediately

Android Blues

ron color posted:

do you think subsistence farming would work if you only grew stuff you like such as: potatoes, zucchini, peanuts, carrots, chilis, onions?
edit: after all the computers are gone

the assumption here is that computers create such Desire that these low fruits would not profit the soul in their presence

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
i open the command prompt and type encouraging words to the computer, so it runs better

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Qwerinty

by zen death robot
computers grow better when you talk to them, like plants and bacteria

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FreshCutFries

Qwerinty posted:

i open the command prompt and type encouraging words to the computer, so it runs better

qwerinty@byob $ you can do it, computer
* ERROR: unknown command
qwerinty@byob $ don't let anyone bring you down
* ERROR: unknown command
qwerinty@byob $ i think your doing a great job
* ....do you really?

Qwerinty

by zen death robot

Thingyman posted:

qwerinty@byob $ you can do it, computer
* ERROR: unknown command
qwerinty@byob $ don't let anyone bring you down
* ERROR: unknown command
qwerinty@byob $ i think your doing a great job
* ....do you really?

qwerinty@byob $ lol not really nerd
qwerinty@byob $ ....................../´¯/)
qwerinty@byob $ ....................,/¯../
qwerinty@byob $ .................../..../
qwerinty@byob $ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
qwerinty@byob $ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
qwerinty@byob $ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
qwerinty@byob $ .........\.................'...../
qwerinty@byob $ ..........''...\.......... _.·´
qwerinty@byob $ ............\..............(
qwerinty@byob $ ..............\.............\...
Reformating Drive...

Qwerinty fucked around with this message at 14:22 on Jun 27, 2015

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FreshCutFries

lmao

bog pixie

no they will not posted:

goldmine immediately

bog pixie

I'm a strong man of computer

Piso Mojado

computing killed my brother

City of Glompton

Thingyman posted:

qwerinty@byob $ you can do it, computer
* ERROR: unknown command
qwerinty@byob $ don't let anyone bring you down
* ERROR: unknown command
qwerinty@byob $ i think your doing a great job
* ....do you really?


Qwerinty posted:

qwerinty@byob $ lol not really nerd
qwerinty@byob $ ....................../´¯/)
qwerinty@byob $ ....................,/¯../
qwerinty@byob $ .................../..../
qwerinty@byob $ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
qwerinty@byob $ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
qwerinty@byob $ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
qwerinty@byob $ .........\.................'...../
qwerinty@byob $ ..........''...\.......... _.·´
qwerinty@byob $ ............\..............(
qwerinty@byob $ ..............\.............\...
Reformating Drive...


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

shabbat goy



Qwerinty posted:

qwerinty@byob $ lol not really nerd
qwerinty@byob $ ....................../´¯/)
qwerinty@byob $ ....................,/¯../
qwerinty@byob $ .................../..../
qwerinty@byob $ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
qwerinty@byob $ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
qwerinty@byob $ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
qwerinty@byob $ .........\.................'...../
qwerinty@byob $ ..........''...\.......... _.·´
qwerinty@byob $ ............\..............(
qwerinty@byob $ ..............\.............\...
Reformating Drive...

Thunder Moose

S.J.C.
01101100 01101111 01101100

treasured8elief

3a796179636c6f643a

Miss Psychosis

Qwerinty posted:

qwerinty@byob $ lol not really nerd
qwerinty@byob $ ....................../´¯/)
qwerinty@byob $ ....................,/¯../
qwerinty@byob $ .................../..../
qwerinty@byob $ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
qwerinty@byob $ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
qwerinty@byob $ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
qwerinty@byob $ .........\.................'...../
qwerinty@byob $ ..........''...\.......... _.·´
qwerinty@byob $ ............\..............(
qwerinty@byob $ ..............\.............\...
Reformating Drive...

Senior Management



totally gonna type in MSConfig and config some things. Might even look at my fan settings in my BIOS. Actually I should get some thermal paste and upgrade my CPU fan. drat what a sexy evening.

:jerry:

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


I want a
$3999 computer

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

Y2K is here

smoobles

i just upgraded my pc computer, got a new video card :)

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verily carefree

smoobles posted:

i just upgraded my pc computer, got a new video card :)

Nice!

Senior Management



I wish I had some extra cash to upgrade my videomatronic cardulator.

:jerry:

treasure bear

im computer a elemental wizard versed in rom and ram magic

Mapparu

Thingyman posted:

qwerinty@byob $ you can do it, computer
* ERROR: unknown command
qwerinty@byob $ don't let anyone bring you down
* ERROR: unknown command
qwerinty@byob $ i think your doing a great job
* ....do you really?

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


What should my stats be if I wnat to become a Software Installation Wizard?

Senior Management



GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

What should my stats be if I wnat to become a Software Installation Wizard?

Normally we would use point buy but gently caress it roll 4d6 for each stat discard the lowest.

:jerry:

Scaly Haylie

smoobles posted:

i just upgraded my pc computer, got a new video card :)

cool, what's the model?

google THIS

whoa, the windows 10 upgrade keeps all your programs and configuration and stuff

thanks, computer, for not losing me a day of work :stwoon:

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
qwerinty@byob $ computer, run virus sweep protocol
c:\sadcomputer $ ....
qwerinty@byob $ c'mon, man
c:\sadcomputer $ cough
qwerinty@byob $ no, no, don't do this, not tonight
c:\sadcomputer $ sniffle
qwerinty@byob $ please...
sadcomputer initiates sleep routine
runtime: 999999hrs

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Scaly Haylie

google THIS posted:

whoa, the windows 10 upgrade keeps all your programs and configuration and stuff

thanks, computer, for not losing me a day of work :stwoon:

does it keep files? i've got an unreasonable amount of unedited video that i don't want to lose.

EorayMel

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
What would people in 400 A.D around the world do with computers? Makes you think.

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treasure bear

EorayMel posted:

What would people in 400 A.D around the world do with computers? Makes you think.

i think arcadius, the eastern roman emperor at the time, would get it

ron color
yeah thats a dude who can organize a workflow

google THIS

treasure bear posted:

i think arcadius, the eastern roman emperor at the time, would get it



that is the glazed expectant look of a man waiting for his porn to buffer

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poverty goat



in a few years all the screens will be in your vr headset. protip: sell all your tvs and monitors now, before theyre only good for firewood

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