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Do you like Alien 3 "Assembly Cut"?
Yes, Alien 3 "Assembly Cut" was tits.
No, Alien and Aliens are the only valid Alien films.
Nah gently caress you Alien 3 sucks in all its forms.
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alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nKN7TEVME4

promos for Alien Earth from the perspective of a cat-collar camera

really linking my interests here, both of cats just doing cat things and wandering around, and also the Alien franchise

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Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



Longer version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oU25pFCccA

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

alf_pogs posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nKN7TEVME4

promos for Alien Earth from the perspective of a cat-collar camera

really linking my interests here, both of cats just doing cat things and wandering around, and also the Alien franchise

I probably wouldn't watch an entire film shot like this, but I would definitely enjoy an Alien film where the cat is the main character.

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

Chinston Wurchill posted:

I probably wouldn't watch an entire film shot like this, but I would definitely enjoy an Alien film where the cat is the main character.

Now I want a Stray DLC where you’re Jonesy.

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



Alien Isolation 2 DLC where you’re a cat mercilessly stalking the Alien.

Edit— microtransaction pack that swaps your deployable noisemaker with a cat you can send out that runs around and meows and distracts the Alien. The Alien never attacks it, instead staring at it inquisitively and occasionally nodding sagely to acknowledge that cats are the Perfect Organism.

Xenomrph fucked around with this message at 20:22 on Mar 11, 2025

General Battuta
Feb 7, 2011

Mods please perma this sicko!

J/K! Exordia is actually excellent and way less horny than that post might imply.
I've probably posted this here before but there's much in the original Alien to suggest that Jonesy is working with the alien (presumably on behalf of the company but perhaps simply out of a general feline contrariness). He gives the alien important help and guidance at a few points — "here's Harry Dean Stanton to eat," "get on the shuttle the ship is going to explode".

In exchange Jonesy presumably gets relief from something he doesn't like, such as cryosleep, or landings.

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



General Battuta posted:

I've probably posted this here before but there's much in the original Alien to suggest that Jonesy is working with the alien (presumably on behalf of the company but perhaps simply out of a general feline contrariness). He gives the alien important help and guidance at a few points — "here's Harry Dean Stanton to eat," "get on the shuttle the ship is going to explode".

In exchange Jonesy presumably gets relief from something he doesn't like, such as cryosleep, or landings.

One of the Alien RPG campaigns allows you to play as the ship’s cat, and you can actively try to get the humans killed if you want.

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




Ash: ok Jonesy, this is my special android juice. If i don't drink this after coming out of hypersleep my programming might get corrupted and I could malfun...

*Jones paws the glass off the counter*

Ash: uh...it'll be fine.

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



The A/2s always were a bit twitchy.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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If you watch the alien in isolation it’s pretty much a big black cat lol

It’s cute

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

Utterly Dethpicable

CelticPredator posted:

If you watch the alien in isolation it’s pretty much a big black cat lol

It’s cute

And that cat's name is Steve.

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Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



https://youtu.be/eWzPKrNoSyM?si=1f3PDBSn_yKOpeFs

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