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Workin 9-5
Lol if you work
Lol if you compute
Lol if you farm
gently caress off moo cow [i (you the voter) am an unemployed troll prostittue ]
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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




I've been working this job since April but apparently I have to have an annual performance appraisal.

Here is a passage of my appraisal:

"He managed to obtain a university qualification with little effort. While he may be able to deliver what is required he should be encouraged to go that extra mile".

If you are doing more than coasting then you are quite simply doing too much.


"...he doesn't drink coffee..."

And I enjoy a much happier life.

"...an irate customer, [moo cow] simply and forcibly closed the door on [the customer] without acknowledging [the customer]...it is recommended that he stay at his current position until he completes [some bullshit course about speaking to assholes]"

:smugmrgw:


"he is new to the position...therefore for these reasons I am not recommended [moo cow] for a [pay raise]...to be reviewed in 12 months"


gently caress


You

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Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

harsh criticism from the nz farmers board

crusader_complex
Jun 4, 2012
it sounds like you acknowledged the customer just fine, OP

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord
you work for douchebags

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

mishaq posted:

harsh criticism from the nz farmers board

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

mishaq posted:

harsh criticism from the nz farmers board

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



mishaq posted:

harsh criticism from the nz farmers board

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
it's been over a year since I got a letter telling me I won't get a pay rise. so of course I am interviewing

GoldenTeeth
Jun 3, 2013

I'm the pensive looking one on the left. That's me. I'm doing serious business in there. Look at me go.

Displeased Moo Cow's Manager posted:

"...he doesn't drink coffee..."

24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

are you looking for a new job yet, i'll help you with your resume

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
how can i be unemployed and a prostitute?

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
for these reasons I am not recommended

the bsd boys
Aug 8, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 402 days!
op is farm

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge
i love customer service :suicide:

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

mishaq posted:

harsh criticism from the nz farmers board

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!
my last salary review they told me i was good at computering and they were going to pay me more to computer :unsmith:

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off
time to change jobs, OP. how do you feel about the agrarian life?

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


suffix posted:

my last salary review they told me i was good at computering and they were going to pay me more to computer :unsmith:

same. job is still poo poo though.

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
op did you try sucking your boss off?

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
also voted for unemployed prostitute b/c i don't have a job lol

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
LOL do you work retail Anger Moo Bovine?

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




No.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
farming's more of a way of life than a job op

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




I wouldn't know mother fucker

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
I'm going to take your are job op

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




good

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
You're the annoying retarded guy nobody likes and your boss was trying very hard to come up with legitimate reasons to give you a negative review. Hope that helps OP.

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe

Then what sort of job do you work where you get to shut the door on a customer?

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
if you work in the porn indstry you could spend all day breaking doors open

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

suffix posted:

my last salary review they told me i was good at computering and they were going to pay me more to computer :unsmith:

my last two reviews were stellar but didn't mean diddly-poo poo because my boss and his boss didn't have the authority to push through any kind of significant raise

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
moo cow it sounds like your boss is a shithead. my condolences.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
I got a marginal pay-raise on the order of 2-3% so I called a recruiter that day, and I'm currently a final round candidate for a new position that will be a 50% payraise at the minimum. Should hear back this week. :unsmith:

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

my last two reviews were stellar but didn't mean diddly-poo poo because my boss and his boss didn't have the authority to push through any kind of significant raise

lol you got clowned son

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

my last two reviews were stellar but didn't mean diddly-poo poo because my boss and his boss didn't have the authority to push through any kind of significant raise

Just keep working the fryer Mr. Crack-rear end, you'll be CEO of burger world soon.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
ive never had a real job

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
im gay

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

Powercrazy posted:

I got a marginal pay-raise on the order of 2-3% so I called a recruiter that day, and I'm currently a final round candidate for a new position that will be a 50% payraise at the minimum. Should hear back this week. :unsmith:

good

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

where do you find recruiters to call

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LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
ur mom gave me an anal performance appraisal today

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