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value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Does it feel like your love life has gotten a bit stale? Do you suspect that your partner is no longer attracted to you? Why not do what the ancient assyrians did and smear crushed Lobsta Fahts on their cock before applying a thin layer of Iron Dust on your Junk. They won’t be able to resist you.


Cool! What's the most annoying non report you tend to get? "This dog looked at me funny please come arrest it!"?

If keeping bees are unallowed in city/town limits, would you handle them or does that not fall under your jurisdiction?

What are the reasons you would arrest some one for? Because I've heard of people having dogs/pets and generally letting them stagnate in the backyard, but not getting in trouble since the animals have access to some vague idea of shelter and food. Aka a half baked idea of a shed and sometimes kibble.

Whats the strangest pet you've come across? Either during checking out a report, or rescuing from a tree or something.

Lastly, have you ever rescued a cat from a tree?

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value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Does it feel like your love life has gotten a bit stale? Do you suspect that your partner is no longer attracted to you? Why not do what the ancient assyrians did and smear crushed Lobsta Fahts on their cock before applying a thin layer of Iron Dust on your Junk. They won’t be able to resist you.


Have you every dealt with rabid animals?

Have you ever handled bats? Like removing them from residential areas?

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Does it feel like your love life has gotten a bit stale? Do you suspect that your partner is no longer attracted to you? Why not do what the ancient assyrians did and smear crushed Lobsta Fahts on their cock before applying a thin layer of Iron Dust on your Junk. They won’t be able to resist you.


Op this thread has some potential for some nice stories and I think it's be better if you tried ask and tell for a wider audience. My two cents

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