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dogcrash truther posted:

If you dig it where they're not standing, then everywhere else would be the moat

this is starting to sound like a rodent's revenge esque puzzle

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# ? Jul 1, 2015 14:28

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 01:54

Piso Mojado

dogcrash truther posted:

If you dig it where they're not standing, then everywhere else would be the moat

this is problematic

# ? Jul 1, 2015 14:46

fuck. marry. t-rex

12 y.os have unlimited energy and often are very fit from their relatively active lifestyles compared to adults.

Me and my pack of urchins regularly ran men down in the streets. They could not match our numbers, or our vicious stone throwing.

# ? Jul 1, 2015 15:03

dogdisaster: by Lowtax

mercenary 8th graders, they work for candy cigarettes, big league chew

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# ? Jul 1, 2015 15:47

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

just post a sign outside your house saying "the lawn is lava" and that will prevent unwanted child intruders

# ? Jul 1, 2015 16:04

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dogdisaster posted:

mercenary 8th graders, they work for candy cigarettes, big league chew

I purchased the sour apple big league chew last week for old times sake and it is a hassle to deal with compared to normal gum

:jerry:

# ? Jul 1, 2015 17:07

Cute as heck: Cutie Pie Swag~

my house is surrounded by a bathtub moat, and i have broccoli hedges

i think im pretty safe :smug:

# ? Jul 1, 2015 17:10

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Just hunch over and talk to them about the 1930s

:jerry:

# ? Jul 1, 2015 17:11

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says who?

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# ? Jul 2, 2015 17:34

dogcrash truther

Bo-Pepper posted:

just post a sign outside your house saying "the lawn is lava" and that will prevent unwanted child intruders

smdh if a twelve year old doesn't know how to avoid lava

# ? Jul 2, 2015 21:02

dogcrash truther

if my house is attacked by kids, well, i'm just going to let it happen

# ? Jul 2, 2015 21:02

fuck. marry. t-rex

DCT looking at his house and shrugging the day after Halloween.

# ? Jul 2, 2015 21:03

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dogcrash truther posted:

smdh if a twelve year old doesn't know how to avoid lava

True Story: if one of them makes it to your house they can yell "home free!" and invoke the electricity clause in which anyone touching them is immune to the lava

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# ? Jul 2, 2015 21:18

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