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arnbiguous
Feb 2, 2014
Gary’s Answer
Do you have leftover pizza? Are you afraid to eat it because it will suck so bad? Try this method to make it not taste lovely:

-Put a pan on medium heat with nothing in it. That's right nothing at all
-When the pan warms up, put your pizza in the pan face up
-Cover the pizza with a pie plate or a dome of aluminum foil if you're feeling fancy
-Set a timer for 5 minutes
-Eat your delicious crispy on the bottom melty on the top reanimated pizza

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arnbiguous
Feb 2, 2014
Gary’s Answer
It works with any pizza! Unless the pizza is too thick. Then it might get burnt before the top gets hot. But thick pizza is for suckaz.

arnbiguous
Feb 2, 2014
Gary’s Answer
microwaved pizza is essentially satan's dick cheese

arnbiguous
Feb 2, 2014
Gary’s Answer
Reheating pizza in a toaster oven is okay but you don't get the crispy-on-the-bottom melty-on-the-top perfect combo of heat and texture

Toaster oven people just try it once and I'm sure you will see it is superior

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