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Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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What are some lame rear end french words we can turn into cooler sounding english equivalents?

I'll start off with one. Sous Vide


satchel bombing? water smoking? bag boiling?

I kind of like water smoking myself it has a neat name. anyway, lets have some fun and I think you get the theme of the thread (:

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Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

we already call it 'puddling' which is kind of a nice rustic southern sounding term

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



bain marie- Hot bowl

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

immersion heating is accurate and to the point.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



mise en place- bunch of stuff

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005



If "sous vide" had an english name I bet a lot fewer people would care about it that's for sure

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006



Fetus Tree posted:

What are some lame rear end french words we can turn into cooler sounding english equivalents?

I'll start off with one. Sous Vide


satchel bombing? water smoking? bag boiling?

I kind of like water smoking myself it has a neat name. anyway, lets have some fun and I think you get the theme of the thread (:
how about "lovely poster"? or "pointless troll"? pretty sure that's what sous vide means in english.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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MasterFugu posted:

how about "lovely poster"? or "pointless troll"? pretty sure that's what sous vide means in english.

you should consider ending it all

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012




MasterFugu posted:

how about "lovely poster"? or "pointless troll"? pretty sure that's what sous vide means in english.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005



MasterFugu posted:

how about "lovely poster"? or "pointless troll"? pretty sure that's what sous vide means in english.

don't sign your posts

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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MasterFugu posted:

how about "lovely poster"? or "pointless troll"? pretty sure that's what sous vide means in english.

also i made a pretty funny premise for a thread that people were enjoying and then you came in here and trashed the idea


they call that trolling

you are what you eat, bucko

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006



Fetus Tree posted:

you are what you eat, bucko
is that why you're a lovely troll?

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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MasterFugu posted:

is that why you're a lovely troll?

Have you ever considered not reading or participating in threads that upset you? If you're going to seethe with rage just don't read the thread dude. Nobody is going to benefit from you angry posting all the time.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005



MasterFugu posted:

is that why you're a lovely troll?

Your username is really appropriate because your posting is like thread poison, and it would take some sort of expert to extract any good posts you've ever made

proof of concept fucked around with this message at Jun 30, 2015 around 16:10

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006



Have you ever considered not making or participating in threads that are literal garbage? If you're going to shitpost just don't . Nobody is going to benefit from you poo poo posting all the time.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

MasterFugu posted:

is that why you're a lovely troll?

Just because he's a Farscape fan doesn't necessarily mean he's a troll, dude.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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Can't post for 3007 days!


proof of concept posted:

Your username is really appropriate because your posting is like thread poison, and it would take some sort of expert to extract any good posts you've ever made





grandpas drunk
Jun 10, 2015

by Ralp


proof of concept posted:

Your username is really appropriate because your posting is like thread poison, and it would take some sort of expert to extract any good posts you've ever made





Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006



proof of concept posted:

Your username is really appropriate because your posting is like thread poison, and it would take some sort of expert to extract any good posts you've ever made

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

MasterFugu posted:

Have you ever considered not making or participating in threads that are literal garbage? If you're going to shitpost just don't . Nobody is going to benefit from you poo poo posting all the time.



I don't think literally means what you think it means.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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lmfao check out the backpedaling now

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005




getting prickly

you don't have to puff yourself up, I'm not gonna eat you

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006



proof of concept posted:

getting prickly

you don't have to puff yourself up, I'm not gonna eat you
of course not, you can hit up fetus tree for some of his shitcoated troll delight.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003



Grimey Drawer


Did you sous-vide those chips first?

e: Puddle them.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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MasterFugu posted:

of course not, you can hit up fetus tree for some of his shitcoated troll delight.

A guy posts in a thread where everybody is having fun and insults the OP.

That guy then calls the OP a troll.

Nobody in the thread is agreeing with the guy.

Guy honestly doesn't understand he is the lovely poster and troll.

Your lack of self awareness is astounding dude. Grow the gently caress up. Maybe when you graduate high school you'll look back on this period in your life with some shame.

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006



Charles Bukowski posted:

Did you sous-vide those chips first?

e: Puddle them.
that is actually jerky according to the smilie code(), so not really as jerky is dehydrated.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005



MasterFugu posted:

of course not, you can hit up fetus tree for some of his shitcoated troll delight.



edit: I feel that I should clarify for fugu's sake that no, it does not. He is captain america, and the a stands for america

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003



Grimey Drawer

MasterFugu posted:

that is actually jerky according to the smilie code(), so not really as jerky is dehydrated.

I had this jerky once that was still really moist and fatty, it was delicious. I prefer my standard flat strip of Old Dutch though, in the gold foil wrappers. That poo poo is so dang tasty.

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006



proof of concept posted:



edit: I feel that I should clarify for fugu's sake that no, it does not. He is captain america, and the a stands for america
France doesn't begin with the letter A, hth!

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006



Charles Bukowski posted:

I had this jerky once that was still really moist and fatty, it was delicious. I prefer my standard flat strip of Old Dutch though, in the gold foil wrappers. That poo poo is so dang tasty.
Greggman's jerky is pretty good, though sorta pricy. personally i can't stand grocery store jerky, it all tastes like the way dog food smells.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Thank You,
Thank You,
Thank You GOD!


MasterFugu posted:

France doesn't begin with the letter A, hth!

well that is true

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



MasterFugu posted:

France doesn't begin with the letter A, hth!

assclown does

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005



MasterFugu posted:

France doesn't begin with the letter A, hth!

Is this the best you can do? you're not even loving trying

vv you're going to give youself ulcers from stress vv

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006



E: ^^ that would require trying

Hell Yeah posted:

assclown does
so does apathetic.

proof of concept posted:

Is this the best you can do? you're not even loving trying
obviously

Elizabethan Error fucked around with this message at Jun 30, 2015 around 16:26

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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MasterFugu posted:

so does apathetic.
obviously

You need to go see a therapist and get on meds, stat.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003



Grimey Drawer

MasterFugu posted:

Greggman's jerky is pretty good, though sorta pricy. personally i can't stand grocery store jerky, it all tastes like the way dog food smells.

I buy my jerky from the gas station but its pretty expensive these days so I don't bother. Plus since I did my invisalign braces there's like a gap between my bottom left molar and my wisdom and its just like the perfect size for jerky or a piece of pork to get stuck in. Definitely makes me floss more these days, though I guess that's a good thing. Really annoying to get a sharp salty piece of jerky stuck in my jaw like that, ruins my day.

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006



Fetus Tree posted:

You need to go see a therapist and get on meds, stat.


Charles Bukowski posted:

I buy my jerky from the gas station but its pretty expensive these days so I don't bother. Plus since I did my invisalign braces there's like a gap between my bottom left molar and my wisdom and its just like the perfect size for jerky or a piece of pork to get stuck in. Definitely makes me floss more these days, though I guess that's a good thing. Really annoying to get a sharp salty piece of jerky stuck in my jaw like that, ruins my day.
have you tried floss picks? there's ones with extra strong floss that doesn't break if you look at it sideways.

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

I hope I'm not the only person that eats my jerky raw while I'm dehydrating it but after I've marinated it 'cause holy gently caress it's so good in that transitional state

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Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006



Jesus Christ posted:

I hope I'm not the only person that eats my jerky raw while I'm dehydrating it but after I've marinated it 'cause holy gently caress it's so good in that transitional state
what marinade are you using?

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