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redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

This is a game of Mafia. I'm not imposing an upper bound on signups, nor am I under any illusion that this will end up balanced. If you want to play a serious Mafia game with intrigue, deception, and the implication that you're not going to be killed in the name of comedy, go somewhere else. If you want to join in on a clusterfuck with no expectation of balance or sanity, this might be the game for you.

However, this is also a Choose Your Own Role game, with a SUPER ULTRA MEGA twist: You have complete freedom to choose flavor or role, but not both. In addition, all players will have a drawback.

When you sign up, please PM me one of the following:

1. The flavor of the role you want to play. For example, "Superman", "Batman", "a vinyl copy of Depeche Mode's 1990 album Violator".

2. What exact role you want. For example, "cop", "Hypercharger", "guy who turns anyone he votes for into a death miller".

I will use your submission to make something horrible, terrible, and hopefully entertaining to play. The more outlandish your role, the more likely your drawback is going to be a pain in the rear end.

Aside from this, standard Mafia rules apply :siren: unless you are specifically told otherwise :siren:. I request that you try not to lurk, and try not to get overly personal in your vendettas. Calling someone an rear end in a top hat is one thing, regardless of if its supported or not. Doxxing someone is completely different.

:siren: SIGNUPS ARE NOW CLOSED :siren:

PLAYERS VICTIMS

  • Tremendous Taste
  • Amoeba102
  • imgay
  • Asiina
  • JakeP
  • DuckHuntDog
  • MMM Whatchya Say
  • TheRagamuffin
  • WHICH WAY MADNESS
  • HiipFire
  • Kumbamontu
  • Hazdoc
  • jon joe

redneck nazgul fucked around with this message at 04:05 on Jul 7, 2015

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t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

In

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

Sure.

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I want to play

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
in

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
yeah, ok, lets post

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm lynchproof godfather

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
with 30x bulletproof

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
im goku

DuckHuntDog
May 13, 2004


sure

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011

I've submitted the world's greatest role

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

I was expecting this to fall to the end and get purged.

Eh. I'll close the signups tomorrow evening when I'm at work.

TheRagamuffin
Aug 31, 2008

In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.
Oh yes, I'll come back for this.

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES
im down for this

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
I'll sign up if you give me the role I requested in my PM.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
i bet yall cant guess what role i picked

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
VT

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

well i didn't choose my alignment but my fingers are crossed

WHICH WAY MADNESS
Apr 28, 2009

You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.
Let's go

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
also I plan to heavily RP my chosen flavor, in fact I will force myself with a PR where I have to post as my flavor or else

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer

JakeP posted:

also I plan to heavily RP my chosen flavor, in fact I will force myself with a PR where I have to post as my flavor or else

You can only choose your flavour OR role. Read the OP god.

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
oh damnit i was coming up with both

whatever i'm sending both anyway you can't stop me

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Asiina posted:

You can only choose your flavour OR role. Read the OP god.

Well I will RP my chosen flavor regardless of what I am assigned

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I pmd flavor but not role. hosed up if he gives you guys both your asked positions.

DuckHuntDog
May 13, 2004


My reading comprehension is also terrible. I would rather have the flavor I submitted than the role, I guess.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

You're getting one or the other, contingent on things that might include a coin flip.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
I guess give me my role, and I will just pretend I got my flavor :(

Hazdoc
Nov 8, 2012

Muscovy Ducks are a large tropical breed, famous for their lean and extremely flavorful meat.

Hazduck!

~SMcD
This reminds me of a horrible game I once watched turned into the best trainwreck ever. Count me in.

Emmideer
Oct 19, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
me

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011


uh oh

Emmideer
Oct 19, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

:evil:

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Twenty minutes left, then I'm closing this poo poo for signups and spending the entirety of my work shift determining roles and flavor.

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
i am dead or at night in games and have an insatiable thirst for posting

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
this is the only game im in and im as they say an eager beaver with regard to posting itt

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

I'm still working on putting things together.

Surprisingly, I have little time for Mafia when I actually have work to do. Horror of horrors!

Expect role PMs in a few hours.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Hey y'all JakeP here comin' at you live from the Heroes of the Storm Nexus to confirm my role in this mafia game.

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Me'sa Jar Jar Binks, me'sa greatcist gunguran in allso warldsa

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
I also feel the need to immediately claim my role, I am JakeP, and I play heroes of the storm. Also I am not town in this game. I am not a threat to the town though. My action is to recruit players to play heroes of the storm, and I win when half the players in the game are playing heroes of the storm with me. I am not a cult recruiter and players I recruit will not change alignment, and my win does not end the game. I also have to mention heroes of the storm in every post or the players I recruited will go back to playing dota and I will pretty much be screwed wrt my win condition.

Anyway I will do my best to scum hunt please spare me town and scum

G-d bless, and make suer to pick up Pajamathur Abathur skin while it is on sale

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imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
recruitsa mesa

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