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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > I Hate Myself and Want to Die
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GEExCEE

 :D

* # ? Jul 1, 2015 16:35
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GEExCEE

 bump

* # ? Jul 1, 2015 16:35
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Golden Gate Bride
knife to meet you
If you feel that you might be suicidal, we urge you to contact the Suicide Hotline at 800-273-8255 or navigate to http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/ for a live chat and additional resources.

* # ? Jul 1, 2015 16:37
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GEExCEE

 Thanks, Mulli!

* # ? Jul 1, 2015 16:52
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FartGhost

GEExCEE posted:

:D

i thouhgt i was the only one here in byob who had this problem

* # ? Jul 1, 2015 16:53
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Commie NedFlanders

 its everyone

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* # ? Jul 1, 2015 16:57
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Senior Management



 what if you don't want to die but want to just sleep for like 30 years straight till this whole thing blows over?

:jerry:
* # ? Jul 1, 2015 17:06
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Pedantra

by Lowtax
i take it the in-laws are well

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* # ? Jul 1, 2015 17:07
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weird

by zen death robot
im suicidal

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* # ? Jul 1, 2015 17:23
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weird

by zen death robot
im posting a cry for help on byob 8.2

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* # ? Jul 1, 2015 17:24
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GEExCEE

Yonkers posted:

im posting a cry for help on byob 8.2

don't do it...

* # ? Jul 1, 2015 17:37
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GEExCEE

 but uh.. any tips? :D

* # ? Jul 1, 2015 17:38
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smoobles

GEExCEE posted:

but uh.. any tips? :D

my fav suicide is called "waiting it out", the method involves living a regular life and having friends and maybe a couple hobbies, then when you get super old the whole life issue just sorta takes care of itself

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* # ? Jul 1, 2015 17:48
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GEExCEE

 tjats a classic

* # ? Jul 1, 2015 18:12
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GEExCEE

 another one of my fav suicide techs is called: The Hitler

* # ? Jul 1, 2015 18:12
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saboten

Yonkers posted:

im posting a cry for help on byob 8.2

thank u bacalou

* # ? Jul 1, 2015 18:12
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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
this is the title of a good song by The Nirvanas

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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* # ? Jul 1, 2015 18:15
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pig slut lisa

irl is good


 strap yourself to sanchez's muscly torso and jump out of a plane with him

* # ? Jul 1, 2015 18:30
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Commie NedFlanders

smoobles posted:

my fav suicide is called "waiting it out", the method involves living a regular life and having friends and maybe a couple hobbies,

these are all impossible for me

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* # ? Jul 1, 2015 18:31
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Miss Psychosis

 Maybe it's because you play League of Legends.

* # ? Jul 1, 2015 18:34
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Commie NedFlanders

 i dont tho

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* # ? Jul 1, 2015 18:35
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GEExCEE

 she's not talking to you

* # ? Jul 1, 2015 18:42
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Piso Mojado

 dont do it! but can I have your tip teir gaming rig if you do?

* # ? Jul 1, 2015 19:04
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Senior Management



 My favorite method is to slowly eat nothing but Burger King for years and live a sedentary life. Possibly picking up smoking. Then it looks like it was unintentional.

:jerry:
* # ? Jul 1, 2015 19:06
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watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.
i'm actually dead lmao



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

* # ? Jul 1, 2015 19:07
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Diqnol

 That's insanely BYOB xD

* # ? Jul 1, 2015 19:08
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fuck. marry. t-rex

 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rsfdW8xAZRY

* # ? Jul 1, 2015 20:52
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fuck. marry. t-rex

Miss Psychosis posted:

Maybe it's because you play League of Legends.
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
All you need is a little motivation.

Pretend you're Junior and I'm Yul Brenner-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zFHkBQBg-4

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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* # ? Jul 1, 2015 20:57
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i was reloading

by zen death robot
you got this OP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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* # ? Jul 1, 2015 21:33
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Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


 oh ok op

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

* # ? Jul 2, 2015 06:45
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Ace of Baes
 im here for you all

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* # ? Jul 2, 2015 07:20
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 Remember when zen druidism murdered himself and then haunted byob for a little while?

* # ? Jul 2, 2015 07:51
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Pedantra

by Lowtax

Miss Psychosis posted:

Maybe it's because you play League of Legends.

same

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* # ? Jul 2, 2015 18:46
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i was reloading

by zen death robot
why do you want to die

just punish yourself by working out

then you will be happy, trust me

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* # ? Jul 2, 2015 19:26
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cat_herder

BE GAY
DO CRIME

 go out and do extreme sports like mountaineering until you feel alive again

bonus points, you might actually die

* # ? Jul 3, 2015 09:36
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slowfreq

 i can't remember the last time i was actually happy and i mask that by posting retarded jokes and memes on the internet

* # ? Jul 3, 2015 19:51
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vermeul

Free Acid
 Don't do it OP life is awesome

* # ? Jul 3, 2015 21:16
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thewireguy
 I hate myself but want to live. Be better. You may or may not succeed. Love forever or die trying.

* # ? Jul 5, 2015 01:17
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dogcrash truther
 the trick is to hate everyone else even more, op

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