effectual posted:

Why?

Ciaphas posted:

I need to play a metroidvania. Valdis Story any good?

Lurdiak posted:

FF9 has no awesome bits, unless you count making the hidden superboss a beach ball.

Eye of Widesauron posted:

FactsAreUseless posted:

Here's your 25 pizzas, sir, here they are, the pizzas that you ordered, this is them.

I did not order any pizzas.

Actually sir, you did sir, you ordered 25 pizzas, yes, 25 pizzas right to this address, and this is those pizzas, these are they.

But I did not order any pizzas.

You ordered 25 pizzas and I, the pizza man, brought them to your door.

I did not do that. The thing you say, it was not me, I did not.

You did, and I have the pizzas to prove it.

No, stop, I don't like them, I don't want them, o cruel fate.

The pizzas, the pizzas, you must.

No, no, it is too much and too many.

Here they are, sir, here are the pizzas.

Please stop, please.

I cannot, you ordered 25 pizzas and must eat them, you must do it now.

It is too many crusts, too many pepperonis upon them.

You must do it, they have to be eaten, and you have ordered them. You have called us, and called this bounty of pizzas on yourself.

No, not bounty, no.

These are the pizzas, and they are what they are, the situation will not change.

Cardboard Box A posted:

90s kids dodged a bullet there

Quest For Glory II posted:

Halo ruined shooters and made them all slow and boring as poo poo

corn in the bible posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hk35e-zkR7M

Nasgate posted:

Or how about just balancing the weapons. Turns out big fuckoff lazers are slow, here's some small enemies. Or enemies that flank you when you're trying to reload a big rear end gun solo. Like i said, ammo scarcity is lazy rear end design and pretending it's elsewise is pretty silly.

Only thing dumber than ammo scarcity as game design is monster closets.

Nasgate posted:

I would remove the rocket launcher from halo. Because it's the most boring rear end weapon in the game, and it takes up so much of the HUD.

But in all seriousness, the slow load time and low clip size already balance it. Try using it against a large group, you will get shredded before you can kill more than a few dudes. That or you hide, peak out and one shot, repeat.

The thing is, you can do the latter even with the starting pistol, so yes if someone wants an easy way out, at least let it be quicker.

If you want a player to not use a tool you gave them, you're going to need to give them a reason, and something as lazy and artificial as ammo scarcity is awful. "Here's this cool thing, only now we're taking it back after five minutes because it's too good"

Edit: And if you're going to do ammo scarcity, have it make sense. like how in TNO you can't use the moon rifles on earth, because all the ammo is on the moon. But also in TNO you can't use your pistol until halfway through the first stage. Out of all the ammo types an airman will have, it's pistol ammo, why the gently caress do you not have pistol ammo?

theultimo posted:

CHIE SAN IS POISONED HELP HER SENSEI

Well, keep with it and you don't have to worry.

just got to heaven, looks like I'm almost done.

precision posted:

hahaha

"Nobody's revealing how much was paid, but Razer founder Min-Liang Tan has revealed that the deal was done in cash."

Min Liang Tan and Julie Uhrman met via a Craigslist posting and, at the Starbucks on Voltaire Ave, the company was sold for ten dollars and a grande mocha frappucino.

Zombies' Downfall posted:

Holy gently caress, unexpected but this looks awesome.

I wonder what the implications of Iga directing mean for Bloodstained.