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Give the eggs some weed. Gotta start'em at an early age.
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Baxter posted:stinkbugsmackdown.com
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Flo Cytometer posted:Tell them that unless they want to be reported to HR, they should gently caress off and deal with their own stupid kids before they tell you how to manage yours. 
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Baxter posted:Gary isn't a bad stinkbug name, but if its laying eggs then wouldn't it be a female stinkbug? Garette
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Jul 2, 2015 21:01
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That isn't a bonsai tree unless Mr. Miagi lied to me.
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Gay Hitler posted:
It knows you're watching and is showing off for you  Edit: Give her a stripper name since she's obviously putting on a show for you Cowman fucked around with this message at 21:34 on Jul 2, 2015 |
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Cowman posted:It knows you're watching and is showing off for you Jam a 20 in her ovipositor.
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 these flies met at the poop and are going to soon deposit maggots in the dead bird Somebody fucked around with this message at 03:44 on Jul 5, 2015 |
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Jul 2, 2015 21:45
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that bug is angling for your job OP
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stink bugs are the worst, and they multiply like crazy, you are going to regret not killing that thing
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Gay Hitler posted:more coworkers are telling me I shouldn't let bugs breed in the office Defend the eggs with your life!
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Starting to think thats not a Brown marmorated stink bug, as they have distinct white bands on their antennae. also I have spent roughly 15% of my work day reading on stink bugs, related shield bugs, and the superfamily Pentatomoidea in general. But it looks to be some sort of stinkbug Baxter fucked around with this message at 22:19 on Jul 2, 2015 |
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5'd and subscribed. 
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ContraBoss posted:The babies are going to die soon after they hatch because that is not a plant that stink bugs can subsist off of. Good because they are an illegal alien bug that is overrunning our borders. Deport them now!
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Lowtechs posted:Good because they are an illegal alien bug that is overrunning our borders. Deport them now! Anchor Eggs
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Jul 2, 2015 22:32
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bugcam 2015 i'm naming the third from the top stinkbraham lincoln
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Name her Charity because that's a good name for a lascivious knocked up whore bug. Cool bug eggs though man.
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Imagine you went to take a dump and a bunch of glue and eggs came out instead.
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thats my fetish
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XMNN posted:thats my fetish PM sent
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im sorry, i have a policy of not googling things people tell me not to google anymore
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OP you need to immediately build a very high fence around that plant with motion sensing cameras and automatic bug sprayers. Stinkbugs Have Spread to 41 States; Can We Stop Them? Attacking organic wineries!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0zE8RI0Mvo We MUST band together to stop this invasion of these brown bugs!
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XMNN posted:im sorry, i have a policy of not googling things people tell me not to google anymore CURSE YOU! 
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I think we need a final solution to this problem.
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Jul 3, 2015 00:51
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well? how's gary
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Eat the eggs, OP.
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If Gary can't live off that plant than he's an idiot for laying his eggs on it. That said, you should go and buy Gary some Stinkbug food.
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Maybe you should do some work at your job, how bout that
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Put Gary and the Garybabies outside before they loving starve.
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Baxter posted:well? I have a three day weekend. Hope the office doesn't get too cold over the weekend lol updates on monday
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expecting 400 eggs
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I wonder what's in the eggs!!
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GORDON posted:That isn't a bonsai tree unless Mr. Miagi lied to me. the sign at home depot said it was a bonsai. its got treebark everytime it looks happy i say gently caress you and cut most of its leaves off its a ponytail palm i think
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Can you set up a webcam so I can watch the eggs hatch
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The Fattest PI posted:Can you set up a webcam so I can watch the eggs hatch maybe
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its probably for the best if garys babies die and his retard genes are not passed on sorry op
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Mozi posted:it's a common misperception that stinkbugs smell because of a scent gland - in actuality, they ingest large quantities of axe body spray and excrete it over time through their exoskeleton 
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Gay Hitler posted:the sign at home depot said it was a bonsai. Dude it looks like a dying palm tree or maybe a bunch of celery stalks but that ain't no bonsai
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