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Lowtechs posted:OP you need to immediately build a very high fence around that plant with motion sensing cameras and automatic bug sprayers. quote:"In Asia, where the brown marmorated stinkbug comes from, there are small, parasitic wasps that attack their eggs," said Kim Hoelmer, a research entomologist and acting director of the USDA's Overseas Biological Control Laboratories. oh yeah how could that POSSIBLY go wrong
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people flipping out over "invasive species" is dumb as hell. it's called evolution, idiot. the "invasive" quality is just one we attach because we're giant weepy babies
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Jul 3, 2015 21:56
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gay still chillin, no new eggs Are these eggs already fertilized or are they just going to dry out without another stink bug?
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Jul 6, 2015 16:10
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Gay Hitler posted:gay still chillin, fertilize them yourself just in case little stinkbugs walking around with a humna face 
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Jul 6, 2015 16:15
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Kill all insects
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Jul 6, 2015 16:16
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After you brutally murder Gary, make sure you shame your coworkers by shoving him (her) into each of their faces and screaming "SEE WHAT YOU HAVE WROUGHT?" or "WE REAP WHAT WE SOW" Please enlist one of the baby stinkbugs to record you as you do so and upload an appropriate number of vines. (P.S., how many coworkers do you have / need to shame?)
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Jul 6, 2015 16:23
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Kill it and leave its corpse as a warning to all the other stink bugs
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Jul 6, 2015 16:39
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I loving hate insects
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Gay Hitler posted:gay still chillin, Most bug egg shells are complex and multilayered to keep the baby from drying out. This means they have to be fertilized before they are laid, otherwise the sperm can't get in. Bugs vary a lot though -- the ones that lay their eggs in rotten poo poo don't have the moisture barrier (rotten poo poo has moisture so drying isn't a problem), others just make male babies from unfertilized eggs and females from fertilized eggs, a few are hermaphroditic and can self fertilize. I don't know about Gary but probably she hosed a while ago. Some female bugs get fertilized the minute they leave their pupae or whatever and carry the jizz around for a long time before using it, like the Japanese.
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Jul 6, 2015 17:09
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I'm a stinkbug expert and what you have there is a lot of tiny poops on your plant. Stinkbug does not respect you.
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Jul 6, 2015 17:12
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If you want the stinkbugs to have something to eat so you can go from 400 baby stink bugs to stink bug wallpaper and carpeting, you can give them some soft fruits or vegetables. Fresh apple or peach slice, or some green beans or something.
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Jul 6, 2015 17:23
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thank you for the update, Gay Hitler
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Back in highschool I was at work at saw a fly land on a little ceasars hot-n-ready we had just bought. Before I shooed it, it managed to poo poo out some eggs on the pizza. The eggs were practically invisible on the cheese so it kinda ruined pizza for me for a while. Bonus: I was a jerk and let a coworker eat the eggs slice.
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Jul 6, 2015 17:34
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My middle school was infested with stink bugs. I'm pretty sure they never managed to get rid of them all.
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Jul 6, 2015 17:47
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apparently these things hatch like 4-5 days after being laid, which means these things should be hathing right now. one of them looks a little weird but poo poo i cant tell what the gently caress will update again if anything interesting happens
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Jul 6, 2015 18:43
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disappointing lack of stinkbugcam itt
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Jul 6, 2015 18:50
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what if we miss their first precious moments what then op what then
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Jul 6, 2015 18:52
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ew kill it kill it kill it
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Jul 6, 2015 18:55
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You have to be there so they imprint on you!
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Jul 6, 2015 19:00
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if you see one, there's twenty in your ear - mom/orkin commercials
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Robokomodo posted:You have to be there so they imprint on you! op how much do you resemble chris pratt
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXSon0q9LqE
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I remembered there being 14 eggs, but now I only see 13, one of which looks pretty hosed up.  not sure if it hatched or dried out or what. dont see any creepy crawlies other than stinky mama herself
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Jul 6, 2015 19:28
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Enjoy your slowly growing population of stinkbugs OP
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Jul 6, 2015 19:31
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Eat the eggs and let them grow inside you. They need your warmth to survive
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wilderthanmild posted:Enjoy your slowly growing population of stinkbugs OP this is the most exciting thing to happen to me in at least the last 5 years
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Gay Hitler posted:this is the most exciting thing to happen to me in at least the last 5 years Quit your boring office job and become a professional insect breeder. You've found your true passion.
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Jul 6, 2015 19:36
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Get a bigass spider and feed the eggs/baby bugs when they emerge to the spider for fun. Then your coworkers can talk about something cool.
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Gay Hitler posted:this is the most exciting thing to happen to me in at least the last 70 years
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Good bug thread 4/5
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berserker posted:Dude it looks like a dying palm tree or maybe a bunch of celery stalks but that ain't no bonsai Bonsai isn't a species, it's a method for growing retarded little trees in tiny pots. Almost any species can be grown as a bonsai, some just look better than others.
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it's not child abuse, officer, i'm just growing my son in the traditional nipponese bonsai tradition
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:people flipping out over "invasive species" is dumb as hell. it's called evolution, idiot. the "invasive" quality is just one we attach because we're giant weepy babies actually if it's a species that is going to be an uncontested success when displaced to a new environment and cause the brutal extinction of many or most of the prior inhabitants it can rightly be called an invasive species. See also: xenomorphs, europeans. I don't know if stink bugs really live up to that definition though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTdOQjmbAHY
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Angela Christine posted:Bonsai isn't a species, it's a method for growing retarded little trees in tiny pots. Almost any species can be grown as a bonsai, some just look better than others. The Protagonist posted:actually if it's a species that is going to be an uncontested success when displaced to a new environment and cause the brutal extinction of many or most of the prior inhabitants it can rightly be called an invasive species. Bonsai = invasive species? 
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.random posted:Bonsai = invasive species? bonsai aren't an uncontested success at anything, theyre finicky little dickheads and will die if you look at them wrong
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name it after your boss
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christ UPDATE US MAN what's going on??
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dog buttz posted:if you see one, there's twenty in your rear
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BeepBoopBatman posted:christ UPDATE US MAN what's going on?? the sbugs got em
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We're gonna have some good bug updates tomorrow I bet.
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