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Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007


Oh my God, Scott. Really?

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DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

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He did it!

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner



Cubey posted:

Brian Scott almost succeeded there. Try again buddy, I know you can do it!

Think he just succeeded.

e: Nope he tried to go under Edwards instead.

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

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Oh wait no it was on Kyle Larson, the Brian Scott of the Cup series

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007


Yeah it's not Scott's fault, but you'd understand how I would assume that.

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner



Whoa there NBC, don't wanna be worse than Fox with that itchy commercial finger.

fuseshock
Aug 7, 2010


Brian Scott

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



Jesus these loving morons. Let's make big, open concession areas and not give them a proportionate number of places to piss.

Fucktards.

We don't need two god drat concessions selling the same poo poo. Axe one of the two stands and expand bathrooms.

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000



Toilet Rascal

fuseshock posted:

Brian Scott

What happened? I turned it off for 45 minutes.

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

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CBJSprague24 posted:

Jesus these loving morons. Let's make big, open concession areas and not give them a proportionate number of places to piss.

Fucktards.

We don't need two god drat concessions selling the same poo poo. Axe one of the two stands and expand bathrooms.

How do local dirt tracks get this right and Daytona can't

Nit Wit Dog poo poo posted:

What happened? I turned it off for 45 minutes.

Kyle Larson Larson'd and took some dudes with him. Scott could've done a better job avoiding it but the crash was not his fault.

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

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Matt Kesneth trying to prove that he's equal to David Gilliland

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007


The 5 car is hosed up. Glad Gordon was right in front of that poo poo.

Exi7wound
Aug 22, 2004

LOGANO
Remember my name... you'll be screaming it later.


Smoke wins via attrition. Calling it now.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003



Exi7wound posted:

Danica wins via attrition. Calling it now.

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007


Don't look now, but Kyle Busch is just outside the top 20. My prediction is coming true.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Daytona has always had a 2 stall bathroom and like 4 billion concession stands.

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007


Brian Scott knows the people in the infield care center by first name.

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000



Toilet Rascal

Cubey posted:

Kyle Larson Larson'd and took some dudes with him. Scott could've done a better job avoiding it but the crash was not his fault.

Thanks.

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

Keeper of the Secret


CBJSprague24 posted:

Jesus these loving morons. Let's make big, open concession areas and not give them a proportionate number of places to piss.

Fucktards.

We don't need two god drat concessions selling the same poo poo. Axe one of the two stands and expand bathrooms.

Bathrooms don't bring in $

HFX
Nov 29, 2004


shyduck posted:

Danica will win by attrition

I ask myself every time how she manages to not be pushed back down into
nationwide. She has good teams, it is just hard to believe she doesn't nab a win after 3 years from pit strategy.

Jeff Gordon's pit crew is on the ball. Seems like every restart they help him game 3-4 spots.


As to concessions verses bathroom, you are supposed to go old school drunken fan and piss off the back wall.

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Aug 13, 2008

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Welp the booth talked about Mears, so 5 laps or so until he crashes.

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007


Danica was way off the pace, so something must have happened earlier to lead to this.

Exi7wound
Aug 22, 2004

LOGANO
Remember my name... you'll be screaming it later.


Idiot Kicker posted:

Danica was way off the pace, so something must have happened earlier to lead to this.

She was driving.

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000



Toilet Rascal

Exi7wound posted:

She was driving.

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

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Oh Hornish

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003



Uuuuuuuggghhhhhhjjjhhh

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007


Gordon's car isn't particularly great on restarts. I'm kind of worried about this.

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner



Literally hit a car sized divot.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003



It's gonna be great when a frontrunner runs out of gas

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000



Toilet Rascal

Hornish Hornished.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003



Holy poo poo

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

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oh gently caress

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner



HOLY poo poo DILLON.

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

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RESTRICTOR PLATES ARE FOR SAFETY GUYS

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009



Oh Jesus

HFX
Nov 29, 2004


Good job junior. Racing like your old man.....

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Holy poo poo Dillon

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007


I thought Dillon was done for when I saw that. Thank God he's up.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003



Yo that catchfence

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Aug 13, 2008

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Hopefully everyone in the stands is OK

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