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Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic



Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

Don't kinkshame

Just making an observation any inferred judgment is a reflection of you imo


Keaneshaming is my kink tho

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Asiina
Apr 26, 2011



Grimey Drawer

My mom is watching Armageddon and holy poo poo this movie is so dumb.

I had forgotten exactly how dumb, but it is maximum dumb.

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

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Stop posting and pay attention to the movie Asiina! You don't want to miss a thing!

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011



Grimey Drawer

Poor Steve Buscemi has SPACE DEMENTIA.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



Puntification posted:

It looks like you submerged yourself in a vat of grease to take that selfie.

It's part of my daily beauty routine.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic



Fun Shoe

BottleKnight posted:

Stop posting and pay attention to the movie Asiina! You don't want to miss a thing!

boooo

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011



Grimey Drawer

BottleKnight posted:

Stop posting and pay attention to the movie Asiina! You don't want to miss a thing!

I want to both close my eyes and fall asleep.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

He will be injured, but in the World Series he will be raised from the DL. And the Indians were filled with grief.


Asiina posted:

My mom is watching Armageddon and holy poo poo this movie is so dumb.

I had forgotten exactly how dumb, but it is maximum dumb.

You take that back right now! It is one of the finest movies ever produced in the late 90s.

I also completely believe in the science of the movie and hope to one day see a ragtag team of oil drillers save the planet from annihilation by flying through the tail of a comet so they can land on it and drill deep enough to detonate a nuke that will blow up the comet.

Besides, Deep Impact is way dumber.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011



Grimey Drawer

She watched Deep Impact the other day, and it is a far superior movie.

This movie has "okay we are spinning this space station so you can have gravity" no you are technobabble so that you can film these scenes on a regular set.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011



Grimey Drawer

There are so many bad one liners in this movie.

Also why would they fly through the tail of the asteroid when there is going to be debris they can't maneuver around.

Also it feels dangerous to have two rockets and two shuttles taking off and flying that close to each other.

Also why was there basically the TF2 engi turret in their inventory.

Also "I don't think this thing likes us" "That's cause it knows we're here to kill it"

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011



Grimey Drawer

The Russian astronaut who has had enough of this poo poo is the best part of this movie by a huge margin.

derp
Jan 21, 2010


Lipstick Apathy

i remember when i was 17 trying to go see 'something about mary' but because it was one of the first movies with SEX HUMOR they decided to only let 18 and up in, even though it was just R rated. so after trying and failing to sneak in i was forced to watch armageddon.

thanks for listening to my amragedon story.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011



Grimey Drawer

I like the part where they make this big deal about them losing radio communication which is why they want to remote detonate the bomb, but then they contact them again and again. They make excuses the first time or so, and then after than just never say anything. When Liv Tylor is sitting in front of those TVs there was supposed to be radio blackout for hours by that point.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011



Grimey Drawer

RIP Bruce Willis

Little Mac
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3

vote league 2 or no league 3 (coming june 2016 probably maybe)


Also Armageddon is a great bad movie

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011



Grimey Drawer

This has been my live posting of the last 30 minutes of Armageddon, I hope you have enjoyed.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011



Grimey Drawer

Little Mac posted:

vote league 2 or no league 3 (coming june 2016 probably maybe)


Also Armageddon is a great bad movie

Please make me deathproof in league 3 tia

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

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Asiina posted:

Please make me deathproof in league 3 tia

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011



Grimey Drawer

I COUKD STAY AWAKE KUST TO HEAR YOU BRWATHIN'~

Little Mac
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3

you will instead be deathweak as in extremely weak to death

death is the only way you die

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



Asiina posted:

RIP Bruce Willis

wow, spoilers.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

He will be injured, but in the World Series he will be raised from the DL. And the Indians were filled with grief.


Asiina posted:

The Russian astronaut who has had enough of this poo poo is the best part of this movie by a huge margin.

Sorry, but the best part is the stripper being there for Steve Buscemi when he lands.

derp
Jan 21, 2010


Lipstick Apathy

the best part is the loving credits

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011



Grimey Drawer

totino boy posted:

the best part is the loving credits

Not even because the dumb Aerosmith song plays over them.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011



Grimey Drawer

Since she seems to be on a space movie kick, gonna try to get her to watch Interstellar.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

He will be injured, but in the World Series he will be raised from the DL. And the Indians were filled with grief.


Asiina posted:

Since she seems to be on a space movie kick, gonna try to get her to watch Interstellar.

You should watch Contact for the biggest Deux Ex Machina in movie history.

Although since it was a book first, maybe it's the biggest one ever.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

H O L E
M A D N E S S


Grimey Drawer

Asiina posted:

Since she seems to be on a space movie kick, gonna try to get her to watch Interstellar.

Gravity?

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



TMMadman posted:

You should watch Contact for the biggest Deux Ex Machina in movie history.

Although since it was a book first, maybe it's the biggest one ever.

Pit and the Pendulum, Lord of the Flies.

PMush Perfect
Sep 30, 2009

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CCKeane posted:

Pit and the Pendulum, Lord of the Flies.
To be fair, in Lord of the Flies, it's more like a balancing factor after an entire book full of Diabolos Ex Machina.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011



Grimey Drawer

TMMadman posted:

You should watch Contact for the biggest Deux Ex Machina in movie history.

Although since it was a book first, maybe it's the biggest one ever.

We've watched Contact many, many times. It is a good movie I will fite u irl

Kashuno posted:

Gravity?

Also both seen it. Also I hate space so gently caress you I'm not seeing that movie again.

derp
Jan 21, 2010


Lipstick Apathy

gravity was really awesome when i watched it on a plane with pretty steady turbulence. really added to the intensity

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

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TMMadman posted:

You should watch Contact for the biggest Deux Ex Machina in movie history.

Although since it was a book first, maybe it's the biggest one ever.

I mean Deus Ex Machina already sounds like an anime so it kind of makes sense that it'd be Japanese.

Look Under The Rock
Oct 20, 2007

you can't take the sky from me


Met did you get any more books yet? I don't wanna spoil what's coming but I also wanna geek out over a couple of them.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

In a sense, aren't all my posts worth reading?


I was really excited to see snow because we don't have a real winter out west.

But now my flight home got cancelled and I don't flight back until Friday

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011



Grimey Drawer

I'm marking again and need some music, come join me.

https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/sa-wifom-omgus

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



totino boy posted:

gravity was really awesome when i watched it on a plane with pretty steady turbulence. really added to the intensity

haha, okay, re-watch it in a quiet, dark place.

gravity is about paranoia not about intensity.

Little Mac
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3

Gravity is great. Contact is boring. I hate Jodie Foster movies (except for Silence).

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008





Asiina posted:

Since she seems to be on a space movie kick, gonna try to get her to watch Interstellar.

Get her to watch Moon, that is a really good movie.

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now


I am home and the very first thing I did was make noodles.

I am so happy.

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Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!


Asiina posted:

Since she seems to be on a space movie kick, gonna try to get her to watch Interstellar.

Put on Spaceballs

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