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Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

We're leaving her behind.


Grimey Drawer

I've always wanted to do jury duty but have never been called and it makes me sad.

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Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

12 Large Brother

Iíll never be on a jury. Sad!

28766f69642a2930
Oct 30, 2008



Your Personal Muse posted:

Iíll never be on a jury. Sad!

I think I would like it though

what about you can be on a jury about my are posting?

busb
Mar 19, 2009

Anime for Trump.


verdict: its bad

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

12 Large Brother

Itíll be a hung jury, because they would rather commit suicide than read your posts

28766f69642a2930
Oct 30, 2008



Your Personal Muse posted:

Itíll be a hung jury, because they would rather commit suicide than read your posts

the system works!

Max
Nov 30, 2002



Just an FYI, I said this in discord but I'm planning on running a 16 player game after Chic's game ends so please keep that in mind. Thanks!

Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

Why won't he die?


Max posted:

Just an FYI, I said this in discord but I'm planning on running a 16 player game after Chic's game ends so please keep that in mind. Thanks!

I will play this game.

GeneX
Sep 29, 2014

Pathetic.
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Max posted:

Just an FYI, I said this in discord but I'm planning on running a 16 player game after Chic's game ends so please keep that in mind. Thanks!

I will spectate this while my mind dissolves in peraís anime hellgame

Max
Nov 30, 2002



Yeah I'm a little worried about two concurrent games but we'll see.

Lumpen
Apr 2, 2004

There is no truth beyond magic.

pera, if you sit on a jury, know about jury nullification, you don't have to convict someone who breaks a bullshit victimless crime law no matter what some judge might say.

If you want to be dismissed so you don't have to do it, mention jury nullification.

Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!


Hmm I could get Hamilton tickets for when I'm in Seattle next month but the cheap ones are 250 each, y/n?

Max
Nov 30, 2002



Lumpen posted:

pera, if you sit on a jury, know about jury nullification, you don't have to convict someone who breaks a bullshit victimless crime law no matter what some judge might say.

If you want to be dismissed so you don't have to do it, mention jury nullification.

One guy did that during jury selection when I sat on one. He got in the seat and just said "I hate these types of lawsuits and think they are pointless." He was immediately dismissed.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

We're leaving her behind.


Grimey Drawer

Retro Futurist posted:

Hmm I could get Hamilton tickets for when I'm in Seattle next month but the cheap ones are 250 each, y/n?

y

merk
May 20, 2003

The Greatest Mafia
Champion


Retro Futurist posted:

Hmm I could get Hamilton tickets for when I'm in Seattle next month but the cheap ones are 250 each, y/n?

It was ok.

Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!


I mean I ammmm getting laid off in the near future, and that'd be $500 USD.

But I'll also probably never get another chance

GulagDolls
Jun 4, 2011



do not do it

BottleKnight
Sep 1, 2008



GulagDolls posted:

do not do it

PMush Perfect
Sep 30, 2009

H3Y H4V3 YOU GUYS H34RD 4BOUT HOM3STUCK?


Sneak in dressed as an extra

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

In a sense, aren't all my posts worth reading?


you should "throw away [your] shot"

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


Lumpen posted:

pera, if you sit on a jury, know about jury nullification, you don't have to convict someone who breaks a bullshit victimless crime law no matter what some judge might say.

If you want to be dismissed so you don't have to do it, mention jury nullification.

I'm a little surprised you wouldn't assume I knew about and loved this. Jury Nullification is critical.

I actually take jury duty incredibly seriously, it's the closest thing to "duty" for the sake of country that I believe in, at least when it comes to me. I work extremely hard to apply an unbiased, out of external context perspective and evaluate the evidence and instructions As A Juror loving Should. I could sorta go nuts about this for pages.

I sat on a murder trial in 2007 as an alternate and was absolutely furious to discover I was the only one taking notes, the only one prepared to ask questions during deliberation, the only one who didn't just assume the guy was guilty. They deliberated for less than an hour which clearly means they didn't even talk about the police bias, the flaws in the witness testimony, the weird loophole the prosecution used to call it first degree... for an objectively evil person it's weird that I give such a drat about it.

Murmur Twin
Feb 11, 2003

An ever-honest pacifist with no mind for tricks.


peramene posted:

I'm a little surprised you wouldn't assume I knew about and loved this. Jury Nullification is critical.

I actually take jury duty incredibly seriously, it's the closest thing to "duty" for the sake of country that I believe in, at least when it comes to me. I work extremely hard to apply an unbiased, out of external context perspective and evaluate the evidence and instructions As A Juror loving Should. I could sorta go nuts about this for pages.

I sat on a murder trial in 2007 as an alternate and was absolutely furious to discover I was the only one taking notes, the only one prepared to ask questions during deliberation, the only one who didn't just assume the guy was guilty. They deliberated for less than an hour which clearly means they didn't even talk about the police bias, the flaws in the witness testimony, the weird loophole the prosecution used to call it first degree... for an objectively evil person it's weird that I give such a drat about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k4fYIUuAP8

I was chosen for a jury once, figuring I'd do my civic duty by saying "not guilty" to someone who committed some nonsense crime. It ended up being a case that lasted for two+ weeks over whether a convicted child molester was safe to be let out of prison after 20 years.

Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

Why won't he die?


I'm not objectively evil but I am also passionate about fairness.

Bifauxnen
Aug 11, 2010

YOLO FRONTLINE



I was hoping you'd post this bit, I thought of it immediately

GeneX
Sep 29, 2014

Pathetic.
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I expected a clip from ...And Justice For All

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.


Tobbs Gnawed posted:

I will play this game.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

check it out
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we should just move to a phoenix wright system already so i can start whipping dudes

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

check it out
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this parrot, is an eye witness... .

BottleKnight
Sep 1, 2008



i think juries are bad and we should institute the Napoleonic code of justice where you have three judges

SHALASHASKA HAWKE
Nov 9, 2016

No child soldier in poverty by 1990


BottleKnight posted:

i think juries are bad and we should institute the Napoleonic code of justice where you have three judges

imbecile. you bourgoeis piece of poo poo. we need a committee of twleve people to send your rear end to the guillotine. terror is noTHING but justice, swift, infelxible and severe

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008



##ERASE DEFENDANT

BottleKnight
Sep 1, 2008



SHALASHASKA HAWKE posted:

imbecile. you bourgoeis piece of poo poo. we need a committee of twleve people to send your rear end to the guillotine. terror is noTHING but justice, swift, infelxible and severe

did gulag get an alt


....did dril get an account?

GulagDolls
Jun 4, 2011



Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!


fatkachu

PMush Perfect
Sep 30, 2009

H3Y H4V3 YOU GUYS H34RD 4BOUT HOM3STUCK?


That is a good name change.

tithin
Nov 14, 2003

Ralsei, The Lonely Prince, is now your ally.

The power of fluffy boys shines within you.


BottleKnight posted:

did gulag get an alt


....did dril get an account?

didn't dril start in fyad?

Max
Nov 30, 2002




Wandering Samurai Mafia, a closed setup game for 16 players, is open for signups

Max
Nov 30, 2002



Only need 3 more for my Wandering Samurai game!

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

check it out
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why... did no one... wished. me happ y birthdya :'(

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50 pounds of bread
Sep 27, 2006



I'd like to play awful survivor.

Anyone doing one any time soon?

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