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Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer

WHICH WAY MADNESS posted:

Not to get all E/N, but I start orientation for my new job tomorrow, and I am pretty nervous. If everything goes according to plan, this would be my "it" job, and I am terrified of making a hash of it.

I just need someone to offer some positive encouragement and/or to just tell me not to be a pussy.
Thanks.

If you knew everything about your job and how to do it before you started, then it would be a waste of your time.

Don't worry, you'll do fine.

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Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer

AnonymousNarcotics posted:

Quote this post and I'll tell you which Big Brother house guest you are from this season

How is this season? I just couldn't handle the theatricality of the first episode and gave up this year. Is it worth watching?

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


WHICH WAY MADNESS posted:

Not to get all E/N, but I start orientation for my new job tomorrow, and I am pretty nervous. If everything goes according to plan, this would be my "it" job, and I am terrified of making a hash of it.

I just need someone to offer some positive encouragement and/or to just tell me not to be a pussy.
Thanks.

You're going to screw it up and everyone will laugh at you ON OPPOSITE DAY

WHICH WAY MADNESS
Apr 28, 2009

You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.
Thanks guys, that all actually really did make me feel better. :)

Look Under The Rock
Oct 20, 2007

you can't take the sky from me
Is anyone up for a true blue Gay Dad Chat tonight?

If not I'll just head into the DJ room or something, I am hurting so bad and having a hard time finding anything decent to watch.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Asiina posted:

How is this season? I just couldn't handle the theatricality of the first episode and gave up this year. Is it worth watching?

its p good

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this
I was surprised there was such a significant goon contingent watching Survivor in the TVIV, I thought that show had pretty much run its course.

Pretty much everyone in my family other than me watches Big Brother, though.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

WHICH WAY MADNESS posted:

Not to get all E/N, but I start orientation for my new job tomorrow, and I am pretty nervous. If everything goes according to plan, this would be my "it" job, and I am terrified of making a hash of it.

I just need someone to offer some positive encouragement and/or to just tell me not to be a pussy.
Thanks.

You'll be good! Remember that asking for advice/more information nearly always reflects better on you and makes you look more professional since it shows you are focused on the goal rather than your ego. You'll be great!

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back

Asiina posted:

How is this season? I just couldn't handle the theatricality of the first episode and gave up this year. Is it worth watching?

I think it's great!

You are Shelli

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

hello mafia friends how was your weekend?

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

hey guys, why can't a seagull be an engineer?

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

you can't tuna fish!

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this
because 7 8 seagull

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

DID KEANE PUT YOU GUYS UP TO THIS?

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
because dead babies in a trash can?

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this

Ernie. posted:

DID KEANE PUT YOU GUYS UP TO THIS?

Pretty lovely punchline IMO

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
because seagulls can't perform calculus?

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
because seagulls don't have opposable thumbs?

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
because engineers can't fly?

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Ernie. posted:

DID KEANE PUT YOU GUYS UP TO THIS?

Pretty good punchline, I laughed.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Kumbamontu posted:

because seagulls can't perform calculus?

Neither can I and it never stopped me. Interns exist for a reason, and that reason is giving them calculus problems because they still remember how to do them.

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this

CCKeane posted:

Neither can I and it never stopped me. Interns exist for a reason, and that reason is giving them calculus problems because they still remember how to do them.

lol

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

what was the actual punchline now i must know

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...
Third base!

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Byers2142 posted:

Third base!

This joke really only works orally.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Byers2142 posted:

Third base!

This joke really only works orally.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
I have prepared a new playlist in case we ever DJ again.

I think it will go over really well.

merk
May 20, 2003

##interact
My original playlist is best playlist.

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

Quidnose posted:

what was the actual punchline now i must know

it was 'because they're seagulls not seadulls'

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this
:downsrim:

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Ernie. posted:

it was 'because they're seagulls not seadulls'

The joke doesn't work, Ernie. You're calling all engineers dull but everybody knows that I am terribly Keane.

Murmur Twin
Feb 11, 2003

An ever-honest pacifist with no mind for tricks.

CCKeane posted:

The joke doesn't work, Ernie. You're calling all engineers dull but everybody knows that I am terribly Keane.

You misspelled "terrible"

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
Come play my game! Make your own role! Insanity awaits!

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

CCKeane posted:

This joke really only works orally.

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
two people join this goddamned game right now

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3731340

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

No everyone join this game: here

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now
hello I am working on poems today.

Mithross
Apr 27, 2011

Intelligent and bright, they explored a world that was new and strange to them. They liked it, they thought - a whole world just for them! They were dimly aware that a God had created them, was watching them; they called out to him, thanking him in a chittering language, before running off.
I need a replacement for my game. It's the middle of day 1, and deadline isn't until Wednesday, so you have time to catch up.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Mithross posted:

I need a replacement for my game. It's the middle of day 1, and deadline isn't until Wednesday, so you have time to catch up.

I'll do it. I'm not in any games right now and I've been reading the thread so I won't even have to catch up on the bullshit.

Edit - sent pm

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Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
What's a good car to buy? My insurance settlement came to 8k

I'm thinking about buying 8,000 matchbox cars.

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