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A Blatantly Stolen OP. Fantasy Draft ROUND 30 goons, first come first serve. You pick your team and act as its drafting GM. This is a fantasy draft in which we are drafting hockeymans teams from all current players who are the property of an NHL team. Each GM can draft any kind of team they'd like: from a cap team that wants to win it all this year, to a cellar dweller that's building through the draft. Prospects playing in leagues other than the NHL ARE ELIGIBLE if they are the property of an NHL team. The draft order will be snaking and randomly chosen, and as players are picked, the picks will be stored in a google spreadsheet. This requires research behind each pick, really. I mean it's a lot harder than it seems, especially when you reach the later rounds. You can pick ANYBODY (within the rules). It's demanding, but it's also a ton of fun. Keep this in mind - this is all just supposed to be good fun. What makes this fun? With each pick, you will explain your pick. Why did you choose this player and what kind of team are you trying to build? And after each pick, we're all free to rag on you for picking Matt Stajan to be your second-line center, or for deciding that no goalie should make more than a million bucks and signing Chad Johnson to be your starter. RULES 1. Again, only players that are "property" of an NHL team are allowed to be drafted. They can be playing in any league in the world, as long as a team owns their rights. If you draft a player who has not re-signed, you take the risk that they go to the KHL or retire. Be warned. Prospects who have not signed ELCs will be counted as a max contract against the cap. 2. We are drafting based on the 2015/2016 NHL salary cap of $71.4 million. Both minimum and maximum salary cap rules apply. A player's contract including both salary and term is based on their 2015/2016 contract. If you draft a player who has not re-signed, you take the risk of them signing for far more than you expected. 3. You've got 2 hours to make your pick BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 10AM EST and 10PM EST*. If you miss it, the next person is up. You can then come back and make your pick at your earliest convenience. There will only be autopicking if you're wayyyy behind. If you think (or know) you'll miss your 2 hours you can always send your list, usually a pick with 2 or 3 alternates, to someone to pick for you *it carries over. If the last pick is at 9pm EST, the next pick is due at 11am EST. 4. You must, to some degree, explain your pick to keep everyone involved and encourage discussion. 5. We are picking 23 players plus 1 head coach. Abide by general roster rules, you'll need two goalies, twelve forwards, and six defensemen, at the least. There are no restrictions on what types of players you may pick. 6. Don't make white noise posts who you're going to pick later on, or who other people are going to pick, or who hasn't been picked (or if you do, do a 'I can't believe Manny Murderer is still available' post), but don't worry about naming guys who haven't been picked in the context of a discussion about guys who have been. (Don't be a dick, don't name undrafted guys just to name them. If we find that this rule doesn't work we go back to the DON'T TALK ABOUT GUYS rule.) 7. BE COMMITTED. PLEASE. If you don't think you're going to be able to do this thing (it's long-winded and daunting), be a bystander. Please. 8. Any other rules or ideas you guys have before we start, bring them up here. But now is the time to sign up! TEAMS EAST Toronto Maple Leaves -- Paulocaust Ottawa Senators -- Jordan7hm Montreal Canadiens -- stab Buffalo Sabres -- Tremendous Taste Boston Bruins -- Stickarts Florida Panthers -- Starsfan Tampa Bay Lightning -- Ginette Reno Carolina Hurricanes -- eXXon Washington Capitals -- Habibi New Jersey Devils -- Brodeurs Nanny Pittsburgh Penguins -- Good Soldier Svejk Philadelphia Flyers -- mentholmoose New York Islanders -- Menamino New York Rangers -- Columbus Blue Jackets -- ThinkTank Detroit Red Wings, bitch -- VJeff WEST Winnipeg Jets -- Boomer The Cannon Nashville Predators -- Technetium Chicago Blackhawks -- Furnaceface Saskatoon "St. Louis" Blues -- Infidel Castro Calgary Flames -- El Gallinero Gros Colorado Avalanche -- T-Bone Minnesota Wild -- lazerwolf Vancouver Canucks -- Jim "Vervictus" Benning Edmonton Oilers -- Aye Doc Anaheim Ducks -- RC Cola Dallas Stars -- JoelJoel Los Angels Kings -- Drunk Canuck San José Sharks -- Arizona(?) Coyotes -- tofes Here is last years spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1a80PmyvcOnXidTbKzsd0mkxjVKIP1LoiHcXtMuUMKjU/edit?usp=sharing tofes fucked around with this message at 21:01 on Jul 28, 2015 |
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Draft order: 1. New York Rangers THE MACHO MAN 2. Boston Bruins Stickarts 3. Dallas Stars JoelJoel 4. Ottawa Senators Jordan7hm 5. St. Louis Blues Infidel Castro 6. Vancouver Canucks Vervictus 7. Minnesota Wild lazerwolf 8. Florida Panthers Starsfan 9. Los Angeles Kings Drunk Canuck 10. Nashville Predators Technetium 11. Tampa Bay Lightning Ginette Reno 12. Colorado Avalanche T-Bone 13. Anaheim Ducks RC Cola 14. Washington Capitals Habibi 15. San Jose Sharks 16. Edmonton Oilers Aye Doc 17. Montreal Canadiens stab 18. New York Islanders Menamino 19. Chicago Blackhawks Furnaceface 20. Philadelphia Flyers mentholmoose 21. Toronto Maple Leafs Paulocaust 22. New Jersey Devils Brodeurs Nanny 23. Detroit Red Wings VJeff 24. Pittsburgh Penguins Good Soldier Svejk 25. Arizona Coyotes tofes 26. Calgary Flames El Gallinero Gros 27. Columbus Blue Jackets ThinkTank 28. Winnipeg Jets Boomer The Cannon 29. Carolina Hurricanes eXXon 30. Buffalo Sabres Tremendous Taste SPREADSHEET: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18GPrsdczGD_5Ltddnu9_1hi08ICYdqW-VYet7m12gdw tofes fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Jul 29, 2015 |
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Proposal: I think we should draft < 30 players this year since most people didn't make it that far last year but we should have to include a head coach in our picks
tofes fucked around with this message at 17:07 on Jul 7, 2015 |
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In as Canada's team, coincidentally the greatest team on earth, the Toronto Maple Leafs.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 17:13 |
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I vote for a standard 23-man roster. I'll also claim the Flyers.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 17:14 |
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24 players + coach for a total of 25? Anything more than that and people have to spend a great deal of time digging through rosters for players, which isnt always easy to do during a work week.
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tofes posted:Proposal: I think we should draft < 30 players this year since most people didn't make it that far last year but we should have to include a head coach in our picks I agree we flamed out last year. Maybe 20 roster players + 5 farm guys?
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mentholmoose posted:I vote for a standard 23-man roster. I'll also claim the Flyers. Yeah getting to 23 is hard enough. Also no McDavid? Have guys that have signed ELCs by our start date so I can bring him where he rightfully belongs; the Toronto Maple Leaves
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Picking the I demand the ability to pick 30 players even though I have no desire to put as much effort into this as I did the last two drafts. ... but I will compromise if we get to do a 5-round entry draft.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 17:25 |
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Yeah players signed to an ELC by the official start date (whenever that may be) are fine with me. Hell, I'd go so far as to say that any drafted player is eligible to be selected (however you don't get to sign them to a magic contract if they don't have one - if you select them they sit in juniors or college until they sign a contract in the real world). As usual mark me down for COLUMBUS
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 17:26 |
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Ah what the hell, my schedule is really light the next few weeks I should have time for this. I will lay claim to the Chicago Blackhawks.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 17:26 |
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Back in to ruin the Montreal Canadiens
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 17:33 |
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Furnaceface posted:Ah what the hell, my schedule is really light the next few weeks I should have time for this. I will lay claim to the Chicago Blackhawks. Boooo Alright I'll take Ottawa this time.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 17:34 |
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Sabres
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Let me have a clean slate with the Pens please!
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 17:48 |
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This looks weird and dumb and fun I'll take the Preds. e: I saw in the last thread you'd talked about putting teams into EHM, any plans to do that this year? Also we don't actually do anything with the teams after we draft em other than watch and complain that somehow Vermette isn't putting up 70 points on the Coyotes? Technetium fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Jul 7, 2015 |
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In as the Devils
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 18:04 |
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Technetium posted:e: I saw in the last thread you'd talked about putting teams into EHM, any plans to do that this year? Plans? Yes. Will anyone actually do it? Probably not.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 18:08 |
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Dibs on The Dallas Stars I was on vacation for a week of the last one I did and I'm on vacation for a week of this one. Wife is going to kill me.
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ThinkTank posted:Plans? Yes. Will anyone actually do it? Probably not. I will this time. Consider it a toxx I guess.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 18:18 |
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Jordan7hm posted:I will this time. Consider it a toxx I guess. Should be a lot easier if you just have to do a 24 or 30 man roster instead of whatever happened last time.
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JoelJoel posted:Should be a lot easier if you just have to do a 24 or 30 man roster instead of whatever happened last time. Most teams didn't have more than that anyway. The issue was more me not understanding how to make roster changes in ehm.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 18:50 |
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We'll do a 23 man roster plus one head coach so 24 rounds. Anyone who has been drafted can be picked but if they don't have an existing ELC deal they'll be assigned a max contract (ie a McDavid Deal). Sound good?
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 19:29 |
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I'll return to draft a better faster younger Minnesota Wild Edit: I am also in favor of a shorter draft plus head coach. We should draft our coaches first lazerwolf fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Jul 7, 2015 |
# ? Jul 7, 2015 20:04 |
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I would like to be the Calgary Flames
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 20:58 |
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ill do the canucks
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 20:59 |
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Can I purposely make them bad? If so the ducks. If not, the Panthers.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 22:08 |
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Sure. After all, stab did that last year.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 22:13 |
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Jordan7hm posted:Sure. After all, stab did that last year.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 23:12 |
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So do coaches go whenever, last round, or restricted to last x rounds?
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# ? Jul 8, 2015 01:32 |
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In direct contrast to last year, I have a steady job and no gimmick so I think I have to pass. drat.
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Stickarts posted:In direct contrast to last year, I have a steady job and no gimmick so I think I have to pass. drat. Grab Arizona and only draft Arizona players. Could be a real challenge to get them all!
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Jordan7hm posted:Sure. After all, stab did that last year. Ahem i did draft the hart trophy winner you know And my #1 center scored like 30 goals as like a 20 year old And my #2 center won the cup Thats p much all i got
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# ? Jul 8, 2015 02:10 |
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Can I draft a coach that is not in the nhl.
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# ? Jul 8, 2015 06:29 |
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I select Adam Oates, with John Tortellini and Mike Keenan as assistants.
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eXXon posted:I select Adam Oates, with John Tortellini and Mike Keenan as assistants. I select Mike Milbury, with John Tortorella and Darryl Sutter as assistants.
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JoelJoel posted:So do coaches go whenever, last round, or restricted to last x rounds? Whenever I think Technetium posted:Can I draft a coach that is not in the nhl. Sure I guess, as long as they aren't dead
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# ? Jul 8, 2015 06:56 |
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Can we draft players picked in the draft this year? I mean as long as they signed an elc. And how do we determine pick order? Is it by most handsome?
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# ? Jul 8, 2015 07:20 |
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RC Cola posted:Can we draft players picked in the draft this year? I mean as long as they signed an elc. And how do we determine pick order? Is it by most handsome? Yes, players who haven't signed ELCs will be counted as max contracts. Pick order will be randomly determined after we have 30 participants
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tofes posted:Whenever I think Sweet. edit: I also think it's garbage I can't pick Tim Connolly for when he makes his glorious NHL return just because he's not "property" of "the man" fyi
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