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smoobles

i love mayonnaise... whats on netflix?

# ? Jul 8, 2015 07:23

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joke_explainer

yuck... bleh... fried chicken???... so gross can't stand this stuff...

# ? Jul 8, 2015 07:31

joke_explainer

phew... tough day at work. time 2 watch some netflix and enjoy not being a stigmatized group

# ? Jul 8, 2015 07:31

smoobles

tennis is extremely my poo poo

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# ? Jul 8, 2015 07:39

joke_explainer

what?? my dad's friend wants me to work as an executive at HIS company? ugh... i just got use to being an executive at my dad's company... life loving sucks

# ? Jul 8, 2015 07:43

Mapparu

" y'know im really tired of being alone..."
*starts going off on how they love being alone and they dont like to talk to anyone*

# ? Jul 8, 2015 07:53

joke_explainer

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. (-arnold schwarzeneggar, who is white)

# ? Jul 8, 2015 07:55

the unabonger

is this the brie i like?

# ? Jul 8, 2015 07:58

Mapparu

joke_explainer posted:

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. (-arnold schwarzeneggar, who is white)

being german isnt white

# ? Jul 8, 2015 08:10

Mapparu

as a disclaimer that was sarcasm and i am white

# ? Jul 8, 2015 08:10

Ace of Baes

anime, burpees, confederate flags, dr. who, ecstasy, fasting (non-religious), gamergate, hummus, investing, juicers, kraftwerk, larping, monster trucks, nascar, okra, pregnancy yoga, qualuudes, rally cars, stevia, tamborines, ukeleles, valium, westerns, xanadu, yelp, zumba

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# ? Jul 8, 2015 08:14

Flynn Taggart

Do people still watch Netflix? I feel like Hulu has a better selection.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 08:39

joke_explainer

Mapparu posted:

being german isnt white

he's austrian...

# ? Jul 8, 2015 08:45

joke_explainer

Ace of Baes posted:

anime, burpees, confederate flags, dr. who, ecstasy, fasting (non-religious), gamergate, hummus, investing, juicers, kraftwerk, larping, monster trucks, nascar, okra, pregnancy yoga, qualuudes, rally cars, stevia, tamborines, ukeleles, valium, westerns, xanadu, yelp, zumba

drat... this kind of wraps it up. I was actually working on a doctor who joke

# ? Jul 8, 2015 08:46

Diqnol

*looking out at the ocean on a beautiful summer's day* The ebb and flow of the waves...it really gets you thinking about your portfolio.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 08:46

Salmiakki

theyre dumb as hell

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

# ? Jul 8, 2015 09:06

3D Megadoodoo

racism is over

# ? Jul 8, 2015 10:05

Ace of Baes

joke_explainer posted:

drat... this kind of wraps it up. I was actually working on a doctor who joke

im an expert in white culture

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# ? Jul 8, 2015 10:12

ulvir

Ace of Baes posted:

anime, burpees, confederate flags, dr. who, ecstasy, fasting (non-religious), gamergate, hummus, investing, juicers, kraftwerk, larping, monster trucks, nascar, okra, pregnancy yoga, qualuudes, rally cars, stevia, tamborines, ukeleles, valium, westerns, xanadu, yelp, zumba

money belts and flip-flops

# ? Jul 8, 2015 11:56

bog pixie

im going to put on sunscreen to become even whiter

# ? Jul 8, 2015 13:05

bog pixie

GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE posted:

*looking out at the ocean on a beautiful summer's day* The ebb and flow of the waves...it really gets you thinking about your portfolio.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 13:09

bog pixie

born with loaded dice but i dont gamble

# ? Jul 8, 2015 13:11

3D Megadoodoo

hmm i think i'll post in yospos some more

# ? Jul 8, 2015 13:13

google THIS

Ace of Baes posted:

anime, burpees, confederate flags, dr. who, ecstasy, fasting (non-religious), gamergate, hummus, investing, juicers, kraftwerk, larping, monster trucks, nascar, okra, pregnancy yoga, qualuudes, rally cars, stevia, tamborines, ukeleles, valium, westerns, xanadu, yelp, zumba

LEONARD BERNSTEIN

# ? Jul 8, 2015 13:32

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

*is a ghost*

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# ? Jul 8, 2015 13:37

railroad terror: choo choo

I like old Modest Mouse better than new Modest Mouse

# ? Jul 8, 2015 13:51

Shayu: Five dollars for five words.

I'm on a 12 day cleanse

# ? Jul 8, 2015 14:14

Ace of Baes

google THIS posted:

LEONARD BERNSTEIN

leonard cohen

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# ? Jul 8, 2015 14:15

Ace of Baes

Ace of Baes posted:

leonard cohen

songs about leonard cohen singing songs

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# ? Jul 8, 2015 14:15

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

white people:

edit: this took so long because idiots (probably white people) decided to do that stupid "deal with it" meme

Qwerinty fucked around with this message at 14:23 on Jul 8, 2015

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# ? Jul 8, 2015 14:16

Salmiakki

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3704455&userid=211048

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

# ? Jul 8, 2015 14:21

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

Salmiakki posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3704455&userid=211048

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# ? Jul 8, 2015 14:25

alnilam

black people be like "black people" but white people be like *looks around, hushed voice* "_{black people}"

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Jul 8, 2015 14:38

treasure bear

i cant believe this, is nowhere safe for white people?

# ? Jul 8, 2015 14:52

alnilam

treasure bear posted:

i cant believe this, is nowhere safe for white people?

get this, friend: almost all places :thumbsup:

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Jul 8, 2015 14:56

treasure bear

alnilam posted:

get this, friend: almost all places

oh good, was worried there for a moment

# ? Jul 8, 2015 15:07

ulvir

bog pixie posted:

im going to put on sunscreen to become even whiter

im going to lie around in the sun for 4 hours a day so I can get skin cancer and terrible leather-skin

# ? Jul 8, 2015 16:24

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