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Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Cynic Jester posted:

The only thing better than a woman with two sexy legs is one with eight.

:getin:

Seven vaganias?

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Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
No horse-pussy for me.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Paracelsus posted:

For all that goons complain about horse vagina, they sure seem to overlook the spider having the same issue.

To be fair I prefer the slime waifu. Possibly when loaded with minerals and/or poisons

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

HellCopter posted:

Then again, Centaur's Worries also has a race of hivemind snake-people from Antarctica that look like this:


Centaur's Worries does a lot of things.

Centaur's Worries does political commentary about things like Democracy has setting elements that's very heavy handed on discrimination based on "species" or "race"

I forget what hybrid race Obama is. I think it was Angel or something.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
Centorea and Arachne are the most confusing, biologically, of the girls while Suu just asks you to not try

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

deadly_pudding posted:

This anime is dangerous. I just watched the first episode, and I don't think I was prepared for my #1 violent waifu to be a snake lady :stare:

I think I might be the true monster

e: I also like how Agent Smith's entire character concept is that she's The Worst.

Just wait until you get to Arachne with her razor legs and her penchant for tying people up in bondage.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

pentyne posted:

Why are people even bothering to discuss the animal-women when Ms. Smith is clearly the best.

The director must be a fan of Ms. Smith.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Paracelsus posted:

It's closer to the former than the latter. Miia is First Girl and tends to have pride of place in promotional material, but the MC doesn't obviously favor her in the plot like Rosario + Vampire's MC did with Moka.

The manga is trying to push the plot along and having the MC determine a specific girl to be with, but it doesn't look like we'll really reach that stage any time soon. The first three probably have the "best" chance but only because they've gotten the most development and attachment to the MC.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

HellCopter posted:

A lot of the later cast are just kinda freeloading at the dude's house, with no romance to be found.

All of the girls who live with him are romantically interested in him in some way. Suu is probably the least romantically interested I think.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Captain Invictus posted:

Nope she likes him too

Suu is da best outside of rachne

They're all attracted to him, Suu is just less likely to intentionally jump on his dick compared to the others though. Also, you have proper taste.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Portable Staplefrog posted:

As of episode 3, this is getting kind of stupid. Might keep watching anyway.

Also, there are much better reasons to dislike Papi than that she looks young. She really doesn't anyway, except by anime standards. The problem is that she acts like a 5-year-old.

She puts a new spin on bird brained

killstealing posted:

ban centaur likers

I have no problem with people who like centaur tits because they're essentially human tits. But liking centaur butt is essentially liking horse butt and only PI caters to that sort.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

HellCopter posted:

At 2 chapters an episode, I'm not sure that there's enough material for a second season.

Not as of this moment. it'd be a few years before there'd be enough material for another season unless they make some filler (which may not be hard all things considered)

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Silver95280 posted:

Wow, they deviated from the manga a bit; they skipped chapter 7 (Miia shedding).
5's preview looks like chapters 10 and 12, so they're probably skipping 11 (MON's introduction).

I hope they just moved 11's placement. MON is one of the best parts.

I think its the latter since they already have the VAs for them and everything. They're likely positioning it so that it's with another MON related chapter or part of the Darling Protection arc.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Darth Walrus posted:

Not really? I mean, the ending blurb states that slimes are unused to human interaction, civilisation, and everything else, but are ludicrously fast learners, and we see that during this episode pretty well. She goes from mindless drinking machine to reasonably smart person (the rescue at the end, and the way it was implied she deliberately let go of Papi's wing once she had somewhere safe to fall to) in twenty minutes of screentime. Two more character eps for her, and she'll probably be on the shortlist for a Nobel.

There's a chapter in the manga where they go to a mineral hot springs and Suu's intellect basically shoots up from the minerals. Another chapter has her suck up poisons or something I can't be arsed to check and she basically acts like one of the other slimes in the latest endcard with openly venomous remarks said rather earnestly and innocently.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
Just gonna leave this here

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
Suu just fondles everyone and is lewd because she's copying stuff she's seen. Where she saw some of the more lewd acts is anyone's guess.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Command Ant posted:

Next episode is going to have Arachne and Monster Ops. :dance:


Here are the rest so far.








I believe there are better typeset versions of those floating around. Particularly on /a/ where some /a/non redoes them.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Kyte posted:

Maybe something like an extra-large bean bag?

Beanbag with a pillow attached. Or basically a sack with a separate pillow sleeve attached.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

K. Flaps posted:

How does it feel if you stick your dick in one of those? Asking uh for a friend :D

You could probably make some yourself out of borax and w/e. Or make one of those starch onaholes.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

ZenMasterBullshit posted:

Wow, this show should just dumb everyone that's not MON or a Spider cause boy this episode was super good and had almost 0 Horse and Snake.

Snake is worst next to Mermaid. Horse is tolerable. MON girls a best along with Rachneria. Suu a best too.

Also, in case you were wondering what a Backbeard was. I don't understand the Nun reference though.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

WitchFetish posted:

Snake is best because of the original cast she is the only one whose personality isn't too weird. Not borderline retarded, not obsessed with knight stuff, no NTR fetish and not a weird slimy tickle monster.

None of those describe Rachneria. Also, Snake definitely has moments of being borderline retarded or at the very least, utterly oblivious.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Darth Walrus posted:

Do you count as having baps when literally every one of your body parts is optimal?

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Annointed posted:

All countries would have to change their infrastructure to accommodate monster girls. That's going to cost alot of money, but sacrifices have to be made for the good of the monster baps.

Have you read Centaur's Worries by any chance?

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
I bet drider figures have been flying off of the shelves in Japan though.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
I'm guessing the next two or three episodes are the date episodes and 12 will be the climax with the Dullahan. I'd imagine they'd do the remaining MON girl subspecies, the Dullahan subspecies and then a special end card for the last episode.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Would have my pelvis broken by them.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Kyte posted:

Mia the lamia
Suu the Slime (Consider the japanese don't pronounce the S standalone)
Mero the mermaid.
Rachne the arachne.

Honestly Cerea and Papi are the only ones with names that aren't straight rips from what they are. And only just barely.

Cerea is short for Centorea iirc so they share the first few bits

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Rodenthar Drothman posted:

Zombina the zombie

Tionisha the Oni

Doppel the doppelganger


Centorea the centaur.

Papi the ... Papi the harpi?

Ma... Manako the ... Monoeye?

Stretching on those last two.

Manako literally means "an eye"

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

boom boom boom posted:

Spider girl is low-tier, equal with mermaid but below centaur

You are correct that mermaid is low tier and that horse is lower than spider, but spider is definitely not low tier.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

The Colonel posted:

Suu and Manako are at the top.

The most correct post.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Yes_Cantaloupe posted:

yeah, it's great

It's nice, but it's definitely bizarre when they go into weird tone tangents.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Cao Ni Ma posted:

CW is pretty loving good but you have to take it as a bizarre slice of life show since the tone moves around a lot (like other absurd mangas). And despite its whiplash, the world and its characters are incredibly consistent. Which is a loving feat really given how hosed up the world appears to be once you scratch off the pristine veneer it has on the top.

The penalties for even making "racially" charged remarks is like something out of a Conservative nightmare and it's never quite clear whether the author is supportive or parodying the progressive measures that the series depicts. The stories with the young kids is usually 100% adorable though and the more typical SoL stuff is nice. The problem is that I think that the author wants to do a few different types of series but his editor won't let him just drop Centaur's Worries to do so.

I am a little disappointed to hear FwPA is dropping the series, but given the evolution of the series, it makes sense.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Dzhay posted:

Between Bird Cafe(!) and that t-rex thing, it seems that the modern Japanese monster enthusiast's perfect woman is a) part dinosaur and b) a tramp living on the verges of civilisation.

I mean, I get a), but...


I like this one:



Protip: never look up the artist for this image

Really?



I didn't listen. Amputee porn is weird and seems kinda wrong.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

boom boom boom posted:

This is also a kinda hosed up thing to say.

It's the fetishization of nubbed appendages or otherwise limbless bodies that makes me uncomfortable.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Fooley posted:

Wait until her mom shows up...

Her mom is currently in a satisfying relationship tyvm.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Kwyndig posted:

Honestly I can't imagine a pupiled eye that is at least somewhat spherical from a biomechanics standpoint. In order for the pupil to move, the muscles attached to the eye have to be able to move it in all feasible direction, and a sphere is pretty much perfect for that. I mean, I suppose it could be a semi-flat eye using like an eight way gate design for the musculature, but at that point I can't imagine the eye would be round at that point, because a square is a better shape for something like that.

No ideally, a mono-eye with an eye that big would keep its brain somewhere other than the head, most likely in a protected cavity within the ribcage. You'd get some reaction time delays that way, but you already gave up binocular vision and all the benefits that provides so whatever, you're an adorable mutant that can't actually survive natural selection anyway.

Alternatively, some of the space inside the eyeball might contain the neurons that are normally in the occipital lobes that are part of vision. Everything just gets pushed back. Additionally, since there's only one eye, only one occipital lobe is necessary as each one handles the vision from each eye while another part processes the two images into a single one. That still may not be enough space but :shrug: it's a start.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

K. Flaps posted:

Did they ever animate the gym chapter.

No. That might be good content for an (inevitable) OVA though since Polt was on the last end card.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Artificer posted:

Oh here we go. Add to end of youtube.com

/playlist?list=PLaWNUYckT3OPH6k_Ow2FB1CwijLzU3b7p

Most are untranslated but many do not need translations.

Very much NSFW. And sometimes very odd.

Only 1-10 have been subbed that have needed it.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Fellis posted:

His stipend is paid in excellent baps and butts

He probably feels a bit shafted then since he's a leg man

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Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Dzhay posted:

18 (0r 16 if you don't count Suu's) between 7 waifus; he's still doing better than average, even if they are unevenly distributed.

Suu could always grow more legs.

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