2015 Fantasy Football Team Names: Ya Down with JPP (No phalanges)

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Suave Fedora: Jun 10, 2004

# ? Jul 10, 2015 01:27

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 12:38

railroad terror: Jul 2, 2007; choo choo

A Bunch of Gurley Men

I don't know, puns are hard. At least original ones.

# ? Jul 17, 2015 19:20

Bellmaker: Oct 18, 2008; Chapter DOOF

JPP (Jason's Pruned 'Pendage)

# ? Jul 18, 2015 00:23

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007

The Farmerin' Odells

# ? Jul 19, 2015 19:47

Bellmaker: Oct 18, 2008; Chapter DOOF

Jar of Ertz

# ? Jul 28, 2015 17:32

Suave Fedora: Jun 10, 2004

An oldie but a goodie from either a year or two years ago

It Ertz When Eifert

# ? Jul 28, 2015 17:45

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

Brady Lied, Balls Died or
Tom's Deflated Balls
Going with Insane Clowney Posse again as my team this year, mostly because I found this sweet av

# ? Jul 28, 2015 18:42

Boomer The Cannon: Oct 27, 2011; Gotta see it live!

BRADY LIED, PEOPLE went about their daily lives

E: Snapchat with Ray Farmer

# ? Jul 29, 2015 02:58

Amergin: Jan 29, 2013; THE SOUND A WET FART MAKES

Kidz Bop feat. AP

# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:12

Quarterroys: Jul 1, 2008

#justgurleythings

# ? Jul 29, 2015 20:12

Reik: Mar 8, 2004

As a Dallas native, my two frontrunners are

Orange is the new Silver & Blue
Greg Hardy's Army Navy Surplus Futon

# ? Aug 3, 2015 18:44

GNU Order: Feb 28, 2011; That's a paddlin'

This is always my favorite fantasy football thread.

Right now I'm rolling with JPP's Fingerblasters. Not particularly clever but it's correct blend of topical, crude, and dumb that I'm looking to rep

# ? Aug 9, 2015 17:17

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

I'm going with The Geno Smith Diet in one league, still need something for my other.

# ? Aug 13, 2015 03:46

Suave Fedora: Jun 10, 2004

With all the misfit signings (Harvin, Incognito, Enemkpali):

The Bad News Bills

# ? Aug 13, 2015 13:55

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

I'm rolling with Skip's Black Friends again this year, and the newest one is MOLLY WITH WELKER.

# ? Aug 14, 2015 21:23

Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Finger Flying Fireworks

# ? Aug 14, 2015 21:24

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Amaro Bort that Jace
Turn Down for Watt

Summer 2014's hottest hits right here

# ? Aug 14, 2015 22:31

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

I liked Bortle Kombat too much to not recycle it again this year

# ? Aug 14, 2015 23:01

Fight Club Sandwich: Apr 29, 2006; you want a piece of me???

OBJYN
For Whom Odell Tolls

and then either the "get on my level cunts" pic or the "12 x 7 = touchdown" one

# ? Aug 14, 2015 23:17

Spermy Smurf: Jul 2, 2004

Luck her right in the Percy

# ? Aug 14, 2015 23:18

MrSargent: Dec 23, 2003; Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's Jimmy T.

DrPossum posted:

Brady Lied, Balls Died or
Tom's Deflated Balls
Going with Insane Clowney Posse again as my team this year, mostly because I found this sweet av

Hahaha holy poo poo that AV is incredible and terrifying at the same time.

As for a team name, I thought Arian Foster's Godless Groin, what with him being injured and an atheist.

Last year, my favorite was Forte Shades of Grey.

# ? Aug 14, 2015 23:41

Quarterroys: Jul 1, 2008

I'm rocking #JustGurleyThings

# ? Aug 14, 2015 23:57

Suave Fedora: Jun 10, 2004

Spermy Smurf posted:

Luck her right in the Percy

Now we're talking

# ? Aug 15, 2015 00:37

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Gonna keep posting about my team name for my IDP keeper: Pinot Noir, Anthony Barr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6yttOfIvOw

# ? Aug 15, 2015 01:42

RTM: May 21, 2001; hewwo!

Amergin posted:

Kidz Bop feat. AP

haha dang

Oh Oh Fitzmagic

# ? Aug 15, 2015 02:15

JoeRules: Jul 11, 2001

Joseph Randle, ???, Profit

# ? Aug 16, 2015 19:03

weekly font: Dec 1, 2004; Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...

Too Many Brandin Cooks

# ? Aug 16, 2015 20:29

El Gallinero Gros: Mar 17, 2010

Tatupu Platter (this year's name)
Ray Rice's Punch Out! (last year's)

Some other ideas

A. Aaron Rodgerson
Gronk If You're Horny
Sisters of Percy
Go Home and Be A Family Man(ziel)
AP Daycare and Lumberyard
Tebow the Letter
Matt Barkley's Shut Up and Jam
Super Cool Brees (for Michael Beasley fans)
Kobra Kai Forbath
Dude, You're Gettin' An Odell

# ? Aug 17, 2015 00:59

Bellmaker: Oct 18, 2008; Chapter DOOF

Blount Rushmore
Jaw and Order
Eastbound & Browns

# ? Aug 17, 2015 01:13

Smarms: Aug 27, 2008

Thumb(s) up from JPP

# ? Aug 17, 2015 22:19

Quarterroys: Jul 1, 2008

Pussy Agholor

# ? Sep 1, 2015 14:50

Matt Zerella: Oct 7, 2002; Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Jeff Teul Can't Melt Steel Beams

# ? Sep 1, 2015 19:25

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Le'Veon A Jet Plane

# ? Sep 1, 2015 19:46

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

LmaoTheKid posted:

Jeff Teul Can't Melt Steel Beams

Jeff Tuel Can't Melt Steeler Teams?

# ? Sep 1, 2015 20:33

The Wild Man of YOLO: Apr 20, 2004; A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Spoeank posted:

Jeff Tuel Can't Melt Steely McBeam?

# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:46

The SituAsian: Oct 29, 2006; I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

(something's wrong with his) AbdullahOblongata

# ? Sep 2, 2015 00:09

The Little Kielbasa: Mar 29, 2001; and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

Cat Town. Or, more authentically, Cat Tahn.

# ? Sep 2, 2015 13:12

Varg: Jan 13, 2007; A friendly face.

won this league the past 3 years straight, calling myself a dynasty, and drafted JJ this year so

# ? Sep 5, 2015 06:03

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

My favorite team name I'm rocking this year is my name in the IDP frenzy league:

Dungy's Vinegar Strokes

# ? Sep 5, 2015 20:30

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yoyodyne: May 7, 2007

For my teams this year I have:
A Song of Rice and IR
A Gronking To Remember

For a league that knows 2012-2013 memes:
I'm Dying Bortles

# ? Sep 5, 2015 21:53

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