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Now looking for in house game testers! If you want to be a game tester please send me a PM. Your responsibilities will include checking the alpha spreadsheet for recent changes and downloading the most recent build of the game. You will also need to test for bugs on recent changes, and in general, and fill out the bug reports efficiently. I'm looking for people who could probably at least test for bugs once a day. I will only be selecting a small group of testers. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am developing a new Something Awful RPG game called Something Awful: The Lost King. The game's main plot line is about how King Lowtax of the land of Something Awful has gone missing, and it is up to you to find him! Each sub forum will be a zone in the game, and each zone will be populated by the wonderful posters of these great forums. To do this I need your help. I am looking for more posters to populate this gay world of mine, and also looking for consultants who are regular posters in sub forums that can help me along with "in" jokes so that everyone on the forums can feel special while playing. Gameplay is still being worked on and is open to being changed. I welcome your suggestions and ideas. If you would like to be apart of the game post in this thread. Tell me what your preferred quest line would be and what zone you would like to reside in. Tell me any other details you'd like me to know about your character. If you would like to consult and help with zone creation ideas, post here and let me know what sub forum you are a regular poster in. If you just have a good idea, post it. Here is a very short preview of what Tutorial Island looks like. I am not trying to show too much of anything because I'd like to keep most of this under wraps until it is released. Estimated release time is around 2 months from now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXjYvuPh2XU Game Play Footage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmdu7fXcbx0 First animated cut scene quest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkAihgpyBdI Windows 98 fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Jul 23, 2015 |
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do you have a kickstarter my kids are going to have a lovely christmas
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 03:55 |
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Hogge Wild posted:do you have a kickstarter No. This game will be free.
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 03:56 |
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how are you going to handle bans and probations
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 03:57 |
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i want my quest line to be having sex and i want to be in the zone where the prettiest girls are. This zone would probably have a pretty funny name if the game is actually released.
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 03:58 |
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Paging X JAKK to this thread! e: Or did he die/get locked up?
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 03:59 |
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Sure. Quest Line: Finding my lost parrot, Cromwell Zone: D&D Other Details: I'd like a useless magic power Kumo fucked around with this message at 04:05 on Jul 10, 2015 |
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I want to be in a video game, but that's a lot of words op, so I didn't read it. Still, put me in your video game.
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 04:01 |
Zone: Forest of Complaining Quest: Become the best pedo apologist in the world Name: Ralph Other: I can use axes
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 04:01 |
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A lot of people laugh at goon projects, but with this one nobody has laughed yet. You've set the bar so low that everyone believes it's possible! Fansy fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Jul 10, 2015 |
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Quest line: cook me a fuckin chickencheese or a pie or something or collect me some rare weed that's growing under a van full of fat ICP fans Zone: GWS
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 04:04 |
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Zone: Frozen Wastelands of Old GBS Quest: Defeat the frigid tyrant IceQueen to return happiness to the village folk. Upon her defeat the snow melts and the wasteland grows into a springtime bloom. All the frozen npc's unfreeze and say nothing but "cuck,lol" and "im gay."
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 04:05 |
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Need literal white-noise foes that look something like missingno, but could pull random names from a big list of volunteer white noise posters
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 04:06 |
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The Protagonist posted:Need literal white-noise foes that look something like missingno, but could pull random names from a big list of volunteer white noise posters This is a very good idea. Thank you!
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 04:07 |
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hi! Put me in sub byob, but I keep wondering off and I can't retain any new info so I forget what zone I am in and hang out in other story lines. (I wouldlike to spend a lot of time in yospos catte thread)
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 04:09 |
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My character has big boobs and is kind of a bitch but her quest reward is good
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 04:10 |
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I'm an ideas man. I'd take a GBS quest where you retrieve the holy chopsticks for me from the dire autismal weeaboo only for me to break them upon receipt and award the pc with the Fork of Western Imperialist Efficiency.
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 04:11 |
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The Protagonist posted:I'm an ideas man. this is really good
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 04:12 |
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I would like to be a named towns person who looks like I will have something important to say or a quest to give, but don't, and I just talk about really inane poo poo no one cares about instead.
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 04:12 |
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Charles Bukowski posted:Zone: Frozen Wastelands of Old GBS That's a good one! That should be part of a Planes expansion pack or something with ghosts of moderators past as the bosses. You have to get Mayor Wilkins to have a shitfit and ban himself. Ohh and a quest to get fiwer laid. Although he's in his late 30s now and I'm pretty sure he's gotten laid by now but still. Also who was the gay one that hosed up the database? Al or something?
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 04:13 |
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The FYAD Flamingo would be a most foul fowl foe
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 04:14 |
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very nice
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 04:14 |
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The thing for your character's gender should be a slider even if it doesn't affect the character's appearance.
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 04:14 |
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im a half dwarf with high charisma and a spurdo face and i wield twin whips
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 04:15 |
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Can you get party members? We'd need Caro as the undead battle cleric, Kyoon as the mentally ill mentalist
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 04:17 |
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dibs on Pope
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 04:17 |
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please add me as an NPC shopkeeper named Solo Humping Pro
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 04:18 |
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You find a man collapsed on the road, his name is Scoots Magoo and he is suffering from a spinal injury. You rush him to the local healer. The healer tells you you need to go fetch a macguffin(dew, doritos, whatever) from a nearby cave/mountain. You manage to get the thing, but arrive too late to save SM. With his dying breath he grants you a powerful ranged weapon called "the chip." Y u throw it?
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 04:19 |
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The Protagonist posted:Can you get party members? We'd need Caro as the undead battle cleric, Kyoon as the mentally ill mentalist Yes you can add additional members to your party. But they will be rare. I'd like to keep it a solo experience. You'll probably only gain party members for specific quests.
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 04:19 |
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solo humping pro posted:please add me as an NPC shopkeeper named Solo Humping Pro or as pathetic rereg guppiehaus
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 04:20 |
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no solo humpnig pro is much better
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Townsfolk speak of a wandering ghost knight named Stuntcock, stalking the graveyard in search of his missing skull. You speak to him, and discover a local witch named Elf Pr0n has stolen the skull in an attempt to control him. You defeat the foul witch. Upon your return to Stuntcock, you tell him of the witch's defeat. His response: "But did you get head?"
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 04:25 |
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I want to be part of a quest line that ends in finding microwave's mom. Perhaps she's been kidnapped by that murderer that kidnapped girls and took pictures of them before killing them. You know the pic I'm talking about.
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 04:26 |
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Charles Bukowski posted:Paging X JAKK to this thread! 100% chance of both
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 04:28 |
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has anyone said the op's weapon should be a shovel
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 04:28 |
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op i actually really unironically like your idea and will be real pissed if you're just taking the piss takes me back to the awful fantasy days
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 04:28 |
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a bay posted:The thing for your character's gender should be a slider even if it doesn't affect the character's appearance. it should be like 3 sliders
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 04:29 |
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dog dicks, op. dog dicks
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 04:29 |
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i don't need a fancy quest or anything but maybe a npc that says the quote in my sig e: and clearly in gbs world
big black turnout fucked around with this message at 04:33 on Jul 10, 2015 |
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Zone: Old GBS Quest: Find Franky the strap on dildo Zone: D+D Quest: Find LeJackels armory and figure out how to remove his guns and use them for our own ends Zone: TVIV Quest: Find Aartreks child sex dungeon and set his victims free
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