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id like to be a ghoul or possibly ghast
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SalTheBard posted:Zone: Old GBS
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Jul 10, 2015 04:32
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is the shovel a coincidence or are you intentionally bringing attention to your past now, either way i laughed at the shovel good job
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Jul 10, 2015 04:33
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Nefarious posted:has anyone said the op's weapon should be a shovel it's in the OP, god drat, pay attention
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Jul 10, 2015 04:35
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there should be the stairs question as a code and if you answer wrong the game ends
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Jul 10, 2015 04:37
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I don't really have any ideas but I would like to be in your game. Actually.... Have the current/past mods/admins as the game's bosses with special attacks based on their hobbies/fuckups e.g. AATrek throws babies at you and Spanish Manlove has a special attack called Temper Tantrum.
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Jul 10, 2015 04:37
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I just want to be a vendor in the TCC zone that sells mystery Russian research chemicals. Like take some CAS-75943-33 and it gives you super speed for 5 minutes but if you take CAS-75624-12, you'll black out and wake up halfway across the world on Pet Island 2 weeks later with no money or gear.
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Jul 10, 2015 04:37
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I always felt like "The Rusty Dagger of Dire Inadequacy" was a really good starter weapon name from some front page article
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Jul 10, 2015 04:37
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gnarlyhotep posted:it's in the OP, god drat, pay attention i am currently attending a funeral and the family has expressed wishes not to watch youtube during the ceremony
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Jul 10, 2015 04:37
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Zone: Mountain of Poor Decision Making Class: transexual berserker Quest: ejaculate on straight dude faces
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Jul 10, 2015 04:37
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dog dicks DOG DICKS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0wfu3tOrtQ
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Jul 10, 2015 04:38
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Zone: Old GBS Quest: You have to visit an underwater location where you find a whale named GirlMecha
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Jul 10, 2015 04:38
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SalTheBard posted:Zone: Old GBS Pele is the boss
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Jul 10, 2015 04:39
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the tfr quest should be stealing puckins from forbiddenforums: http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=1675
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Jul 10, 2015 04:39
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Zone: Castle Lowtaxia Quest: Integral claims dominion over Castle Lowtaxia in the Taxman's absence. Unravel her crazy bullshit lies and oust her from the castle right on her fibber's arse.
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Jul 10, 2015 04:39
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Mangosteen is already a consumable right? I feel like I shouldn't even have to post this
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Jul 10, 2015 04:39
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Charles Bukowski posted:Zone: Castle Lowtaxia dang, blast from the past
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Jul 10, 2015 04:40
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there should be russian mystery potions. when you drink them you teleport to a hospital
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Jul 10, 2015 04:40
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gnarlyhotep posted:dang, blast from the past My memory stretches far my friend. e: All my suggestions have been solid gold, provided anyone still remembers what the gently caress I'm referencing.
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Jul 10, 2015 04:41
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Charles Bukowski posted:Zone: Castle Lowtaxia gnarlyhotep posted:dang, blast from the past Yeah I'd like to know more now. The more notes you hit that aren't widely known goon trivia the better really
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Jul 10, 2015 04:41
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put me in goon saloon drinking with johnny 5 aces
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Jul 10, 2015 04:42
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op, please make me a skeleton in a buckle hat
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Jul 10, 2015 04:42
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The Protagonist posted:Yeah I'd like to know more now. The more notes you hit that aren't widely known goon trivia the better really I'd rather not bring up eons old forums drama in detail in here eh? Best saved for the game don'tcha think?  e: A macguffin is located in the bowels of an ancient manor house. The sole inhabitant of the house is an all powerful demi-god that is also a mentally challenged man that is in love with all things water and sea creature related. Convince a local mermaid named "Mrs. Water" to befriend the retard god and lead him away from the macguffin. Fill the house with water coolers. Charles Bukowski fucked around with this message at 04:47 on Jul 10, 2015 |
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Jul 10, 2015 04:42
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you can use lsd to animate dead
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Jul 10, 2015 04:43
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The Protagonist posted:Yeah I'd like to know more now. The more notes you hit that aren't widely known goon trivia the better really http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=195
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Jul 10, 2015 04:45
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Make gooncamp a sidequest where getting a2m makes you die like unprotected sex with the hooker in leisure suit larry 1.
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Jul 10, 2015 04:45
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It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by Hellthread.
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Jul 10, 2015 04:46
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Oh Jesus. The first link is broken but the second one leads to a solid gold lowtax fp post
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Jul 10, 2015 04:47
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With the help of a cardboard cut out of Captain Kirk, you must defeat the evil Fecal Lasagna Elemental from the haunted bathroom, and gain the powerful poo poo Covered Saxaphone, the Scax.
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Jul 10, 2015 04:50
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please add me to the game as paid DLC
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Jul 10, 2015 04:50
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An important npc that gives you game related hints, but only speaks in quotes from other video games. e: A trap npc that when approached starts spamming the 20 page long threads written by Adaptive Systems. You cannot escape his text boxes without reading/clicking through them all.
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Jul 10, 2015 04:52
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I mostly post in GBS, so I guess that would be my zone. Quest: Find the fabled Zipline of Doom. You have to decide whether to take the good path and destroy it before it turns into a child-slaughtering assembly line, or activate it and charge admission to the unwitting masses.
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Jul 10, 2015 04:52
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Quest: Find the fabled Zipline of Doom. You have to decide whether to take the good path and destroy it before it turns into a child-slaughtering assembly line, or activate it and charge admission to the unwitting masses. It could be one of those karma things, like in Fallout
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Jul 10, 2015 04:54
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All good ideas so far guys. Heres a few answers to some questions. 1. Yes this is a real game and I do intend on spending some time on it and making it worth playing and relatively in depth. 2. Yes Mangosteen will be a consumable item. 3. The mods/admins will be zone bosses in their own special castles. And some more stuff no one asked about 1. THS doesn't have much of a choice because it's already been decided he runs a gay brothel. 2. I am actually taking all of your poo poo posting input seriously and will do my best to include all of you in the game. Top tier popular posters or people with known forums drama (eg. Microwave) will take priority. I can only do so much.
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Jul 10, 2015 04:55
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It is too bad that one of the best and most popular CYOA authors will forever be known as just a dude with a hot mom. Rip Microwave. Save a foxy milf from being molested by her stepson, forums creep Samurai Asspirate.
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Jul 10, 2015 04:59
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gnarlyhotep posted:It could be one of those karma things, like in Fallout And that was just a great  thread. I don't have archives to get to get to the original, but this one has some pictures from it: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3712687&pagenumber=2&perpage=40#post443896170
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Jul 10, 2015 05:05
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Windows 98 posted:I am developing a new Something Awful RPG game called Something Awful: The Lost King. The game's main plot line is about how King Lowtax of the land of Something Awful has gone missing, and it is up to you to find him! Each sub forum will be a zone in the game, and each zone will be populated by the wonderful posters of these great forums. To do this I need your help. I am looking for more posters to populate this gay world of mine, and also looking for consultants who are regular posters in sub forums that can help me along with "in" jokes so that everyone on the forums can feel special while playing. Gameplay is still being worked on and is open to being changed. I welcome your suggestions and ideas. Make sure you get somebody to check your typing in the dialogue boxes.
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Jul 10, 2015 05:06
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Bigpeeler can join your party, but he dies in every playthrough
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Jul 10, 2015 05:07
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Windows 98 posted:All good ideas so far guys. Heres a few answers to some questions. Rock on OP. I'm behind you on this effort, PM me if you need anything.
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:im a half dwarf with high charisma and a spurdo face and i wield twin whips oh poo poo! I mean crawdad not half dearf
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