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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Pictured: very simple method of exchange.

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blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
easier then fiat! I mean to simply pay back a friend for lunch I first must:

1.Take wallet out of pocket
2.Open wallet
3.Inhale
4.Remember how much I owe
5.Blink
6.Count money
7.Exhale
8.Remove money fro wallet
9.Close Wallet
10.Put Wallet in pocket
11.Inhale
12.Hand money to friend

With Bitcoin I can just click send and I'm done!

(Note: in fairness to bitcoiners steps 1-12 should also be preceded by a checklist on how to make a friend, how to invite said friend to lunch, and how to order a lunch)

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

EorayMel posted:

Pictured: very simple method of exchange.



please pretend i edited this so that instead of saying "bitcoin uses nonces" it says "nonces use bitcoin"

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


EorayMel posted:

Pictured: very simple method of exchange.



i'm the blockchain gang

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer

EorayMel posted:

Pictured: very simple method of exchange.



infographic not signed by u/sementhrower and thus useless

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
im the pantless pervert central to the bitcoin transaction process

TVarmy
Sep 11, 2011

like food and water, my posting has no intrinsic value

Condiv posted:

i'm the blockchain gang, ver, shrem, Ulbricht, shavers, and CARL MARK FORCE IV

i love your work, bro

someone feed the google acid bot shrem so i can see if there's a nipple.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
i rolled a 2 and my bitcoins were stolen :(

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Soricidus posted:

please pretend i edited this so that instead of saying "bitcoin uses nonces" it says "nonces use bitcoin"

bitcoin uses nonces and nonces use bitcoin. a relationship based on mutual love and consent
For more info visit NAMMCLA.org (national man-manchild love association)

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no

Condiv posted:

i'm the blockchain gang
(ooh) (ahh)
block on the chain gang

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
what's the premise behind the google Acid Not besides "add rainbow eyes to everything"

Heresiarch
Oct 6, 2005

Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.

indigi posted:

what's the premise behind the google Acid Not besides "add rainbow eyes to everything"

http://googleresearch.blogspot.com/2015/06/inceptionism-going-deeper-into-neural.html
http://googleresearch.blogspot.com/2015/07/deepdream-code-example-for-visualizing.html

Herman Merman
Jul 6, 2008

Nintendo Kid posted:

CSI: CYBER owns



this is what you get when you forget the epoxy

School of How
Jul 6, 2013

quite frankly I don't believe this talk about the market
when is bitcoin going to be worth zero?

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

School of How posted:

when is bitcoin going to be worth zero?

bitcoin doesn't exist

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

blugu64 posted:

bitcoin doesn't exist

it's true

Dex
May 26, 2006

Quintuple x!!!

Would not escrow again.

VERY MISLEADING!

blugu64 posted:

bitcoin doesn't exist

fermun
Nov 4, 2009
bitcoin has somehow gotten above $300 again, it's up at ~$310 right now, boom july!

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

fermun posted:

bitcoin has somehow gotten above $300 again, it's up at ~$310 right now, boom july!

i really wish i understood what market forces are making this happen. the only thing i know isn't doing it is "demand from people who want to use bitcoin"

my guess is that a whole bunch of people were convinced that greece would spike the price, so they bought in anticipation - other people misinterpreted that as greece actually spiking the price, creating a feedback loop

poik007
Aug 16, 2006
Thinks Mother 3 is the best game ever
bitcoins are worth anything you want if you have the appropriate 3d-printed tactical club

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

School of How posted:

when is bitcoin going to be worth zero?

when has it ever not been?

pgroce
Oct 24, 2002
bitcoin: men with clubs

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge

Condiv posted:

i'm the blockchain gang
only one of them is wearing pants

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
AHAHHAhhahahahhahahaha

http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/3d13os/what_the_actual_fck_cloudminrio_database_for_sale/

cloudminr.io is selling off their unhashed password database for 1 butt

DrPossum fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Jul 12, 2015

Alliterate Addict
Jul 10, 2012

dreaming of that face again

it's bright and blue and shimmering

grinning wide and comforting me with it's three warm and wild eyes

quote:

[–]peque2 11 points 4 hours ago

Database is real. I Just tested many password and I got access to many bitcointalk accounts, email addresses, twitters.... I have sent and urgent email to the people in that list to change their password asap.

be your own password manager

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



currency of the future :homebrew:

Gobbeldygook
May 13, 2009
Hates Native American people and tries to justify their genocides.

Put this racist on ignore immediately!

theflyingorc posted:

i really wish i understood what market forces are making this happen. the only thing i know isn't doing it is "demand from people who want to use bitcoin"
the relevant market forces could include dark net markets. i haven't heard about any of them blowing up recently, so maybe customer confidence in them is growing.

Robawesome
Jul 22, 2005

has this been posted yet

quote:

Charlie Shrem on Twitter:#GreekCrisis continues and Greek inmates now asking me how to buy Bitcoin while in prison. #Bitcoin @rogerkver @ErikVoorhees (twitter.com)

submitted 8 hours ago by Egon_1

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

avatar
specialist


fermun posted:

bitcoin has somehow gotten above $300 again, it's up at ~$310 right now, boom july!

called it :toot:

i can only wish it keeps going up, that's always a decent long term strat

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

avatar
specialist


ha, they hit their 6 month high on news of bitcoin being even more unusable than usual

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
greek nationals in us prisons are obvs the most brilliant captains of industry

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice

Gobbeldygook posted:

the relevant market forces could include dark net markets. i haven't heard about any of them blowing up recently, so maybe customer confidence in them is growing.

It actually works the other way around: dnms don't actually give a gently caress what the exchange rate is since nobody actually holds the butts except for what's needed on short term basis.

So taken entirely in isolation, a rise in the butt price probably means exchanges are getting taken down or escaping with their wallets, so idiot druggies need to purchase more butts off the exchanges.

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!

surebet posted:

ha, they hit their 6 month high on news of bitcoin being even more unusable than usual

currency dating tip: play "hard to get". don't throw yourself on the first block to be mined, let them wait for several confirmations, they''ll value you all the more for it. flirting with other forks can stop your partner from taking you for granted, but don't overdo it! a hard fork can be messy, and in an already strained relationship they could start thinking you're unspendable

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

fermun posted:

bitcoin has somehow gotten above $300 again, it's up at ~$310 right now, boom july!

didn't someone say that the self-DDOScapacity test made it nigh impossible to withdraw from or transfer between the exchanges, causing their prices to diverge just like when MtG:OX was imploding and shut down first real money and then Bitcoin withdrawals?

like there are idiots eager to take advantage of arbitrage opportunities between the exchanges and are bidding up the prices, except they can't actually exploit any arbitrage because the network is constipated, and if it ever addresses its impacted colon it will just explode everywhere like a patient's distended intestines

Bonfire Lit
Jul 9, 2008

If you're one of the sinners who caused this please unfriend me now.

eschaton posted:

its impacted colon it will just explode everywhere like a patient's distended intestines
yeah the health care stories thread is p great

Pardot
Jul 25, 2001




eschaton posted:

its impacted colon it will just explode everywhere like a patient's distended intestines

:pray:

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice

suffix posted:

currency dating tip: play "hard to get". don't throw yourself on the first block to be mined, let them wait for several confirmations, they''ll value you all the more for it. flirting with other forks can stop your partner from taking you for granted, but don't overdo it! a hard fork can be messy, and in an already strained relationship they could start thinking you're unspendable

they were literally negging greece like a month ago

bitcoin: pua as a currency

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

DrPossum posted:

AHAHHAhhahahahhahahaha

http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/3d13os/what_the_actual_fck_cloudminrio_database_for_sale/

cloudminr.io is selling off their unhashed password database for 1 butt
i don't think it's them doing the selling :ssh:

Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 04:56 on Jul 13, 2015

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Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
techno-adept captains of industry reuse the same password just like fiat using luddites do, who would have thought

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