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im going to die., i woke up with a bloody nose and blood all over my sheets. i went to the skin i coughed up blood.
this is the end.
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i was thinking about sleeping in the bathtub and making hte water all bloody and then inviting someone to come over and think i am dead but that would be problematic.
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Jul 12, 2015 00:23
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no its a bloody nose and ive gotten two so far and i got one when i was asleep... just wanted to share with byob
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Jul 12, 2015 00:25
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Sorry Mapparu.
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Jul 12, 2015 00:25
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blood's cool, that's a sign of victory, friend
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Jul 12, 2015 00:26
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[In a giant pool of blood] Uhhh what the gently caress guys. Start the pink floyd already.
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Jul 12, 2015 00:27
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it's a pink floyd laser show, which will cauterize the wound
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Jul 12, 2015 00:29
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[bleeding from every orifice] Knife to meet you.
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Jul 12, 2015 00:31
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when i get a nosebleed its a rush to shut all the blinds so no one sees and calls 911 or something dont worry its JUST a nosebleed
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Jul 12, 2015 00:40
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BE GAY
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tampons up the nose can be effective in soaking up blood
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Jul 12, 2015 00:40
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bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo
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i was thinking about sleeping in the bathtub and making hte water all bloody and then inviting someone to come over and think i am dead but that would be problematic.
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When you do this, make sure there is a small radio next to the tub playing that Alice song by Jefferson airship ala fear and lotheing
Serious part: what is the relative humidity where you are, how much water do you drink?
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Jul 12, 2015 00:44
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tampons up the nose can be effective in soaking up blood
And, coincidentally, also good for cosplaying a walrus.
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Jul 12, 2015 00:52
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i accidentally sliced my finger open a few months ago to the meat and had to get stitches at the joint. lots and lots of blood. i asked the doctor if i could keep the blood as a souvenir, plus hey, free blood
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Jul 12, 2015 00:58
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i accidentally sliced my finger open a few months ago to the meat and had to get stitches at the joint. lots and lots of blood. i asked the doctor if i could keep the blood as a souvenir, plus hey, free blood
what did the dotcor say
ty bacalou!
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Jul 12, 2015 01:02
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he said, some bullshit about biological hazards. it's my blood, it belongs to me. he also refused to stitch it into a smiley face. I bet he didn't even know how
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Jul 12, 2015 01:08
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One time I took an aspirin and a hot bath. I dozed off in the tub, and when I woke up the water was pink and my face was covered in blood. The end.
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Jul 12, 2015 01:08
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try to become less bleeding
have you tried this yet op?
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Jul 12, 2015 01:22
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Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH
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in movies if someone has a nosebleed they're like gonna die really soon. thankfully they're like, the most minor of injuries irl
I just watched blow and this happens. I hope you don't have some sort of vague cancer mapparu!!
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Jul 12, 2015 01:26
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Watc h out for Noseferatu
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Jul 12, 2015 02:27
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One time I took an aspirin and a hot bath. I dozed off in the tub, and when I woke up the water was pink and my face was covered in blood. The end.
Pogi was accidentally in Pink Floyd.
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Jul 12, 2015 02:27
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ive only ever had one
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Jul 12, 2015 02:37
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i'm just glad mapparu was able to get some sleep, despite the terrible price
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Jul 12, 2015 02:39
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im going to die., i woke up with a bloody nose and blood all over my sheets. i went to the skin i coughed up blood.
this is the end.
lucky...
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Jul 12, 2015 02:48
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all the cool byob posters are dying... why not me?
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Jul 12, 2015 02:49
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I am a congenital optimist.
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turns out making yourself start dying is pretty easy
everyone in the idf must die
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Jul 12, 2015 02:53
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it's easy, but not "cool." you have to make your death seem graceful and effortless, like you didn't even really want to die, anyway
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Jul 12, 2015 02:58
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I keep misplacing my blood
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Jul 12, 2015 03:03
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Grandma keeps losing blood... I guess you get really forgetful when you're a grandma
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Jul 12, 2015 03:04
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I am a congenital optimist.
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it's easy, but not "cool." you have to make your death seem graceful and effortless, like you didn't even really want to die, anyway
secretly ingest carcinogens until you develop a rare cancer like cancer of the artery walls or something
everyone in the idf must die
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I am a congenital optimist.
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loved one: "Angio sarcoma? How...what are the odds? Oh god..."
me: "Hmm, yes, what are the odds...hah hah..."
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