[Mafia] Restrictive Diet Mafia: I have no stomach and I must eat.

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derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

okay i guess i'll play. i will be one of those cheese injected hot dogs

# ¿ Jul 13, 2015 17:12

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 20:08

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

hello beach dog

# ¿ Jul 13, 2015 18:17

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

JakeP posted:

like 3x as long as it takes to finish a game of the hit Blizzard Entertainment team brawler Heroes of the Storm

is this true??? maybe i will try the blizard games cause im a casual player who cant be focused or care about something for longer than 10 or 15 minutes at a time

# ¿ Jul 16, 2015 22:33

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

other than go. go is life.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2015 22:34

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

i am coffee

# ¿ Jul 16, 2015 23:30

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

oops i just claimed. onh no

# ¿ Jul 16, 2015 23:30

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

uh oh we are all foods who are about to get eaten.

what was that cartoon with all the foods in teh frige who were alive and wanted to be eaten. i remember it being kind of weirdly creepy.

or i imagined it all

# ¿ Jul 16, 2015 23:56

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

King Burgundy posted:

What about Picard?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOnPXcjuGaE

# ¿ Jul 16, 2015 23:56

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

i am coffee

# ¿ Jul 17, 2015 00:21

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

coffee is a drink

# ¿ Jul 17, 2015 00:33

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

lets join up drinks and take on the foods

# ¿ Jul 17, 2015 00:33

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

jasmine is a flower, jake

# ¿ Jul 17, 2015 00:33

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

who wouldnt want to eat a princess

# ¿ Jul 17, 2015 00:34

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

i meant that as a cannibal joke but it probably reads as a sex joke

# ¿ Jul 17, 2015 00:35

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

irregardless, jasmine is not rice.

# ¿ Jul 17, 2015 00:38

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

it literally begs the question to why you would of chosen to eat jasmineflowers instead of rice

# ¿ Jul 17, 2015 06:04

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

alright its time to play mafia. who are all the drinks?

# ¿ Jul 17, 2015 06:29

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

am i the only drink, what the hell

# ¿ Jul 17, 2015 07:17

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

HiipFire posted:

I was honestly voting him more to see his reaction than thinking he was scummy for posting the list

im trying new things okay people please

this is a scummy post

# ¿ Jul 17, 2015 20:22

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

Ghastly Gangsta posted:

Joke or Soft Claims
uranus - Coffee
JakeP - Massive Tub of Lard & Chips for Dipping (flavor can barely be considered food - cauliflower rice dish)
King Burgundy - Claims he's healthy & delicious but he doesn't like his ingredients.
TMM - What about pecans? comment. Pecans?
Somberbrero - Seasoning profile lacking, still food
GG(Me) - Fowl Loaf
Sandwolf - Said their food was easy to make and that they could make it for lunch with a banana and apple. Could be a vague setup, but it's a crumb regardless.

Strange Responses
TMM - About not wanting to kill KB. Newer player, but still strange.
Kashuno - All of their posts so far. Just read them.

how do you think this is going to help anything at all

# ¿ Jul 17, 2015 20:34

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

easy way for a scum to try to appear towny and helpful while actually contributing zero or less than zero to the game

# ¿ Jul 17, 2015 20:34

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

Ghastly Gangsta posted:

The only difference is, I'm making an effort to generate content. I understand your concern, but it's misplaced.

Also what type of coffee are you?

why are you so interested in flavor

# ¿ Jul 17, 2015 20:57

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

i think your an idiot if you think the scum dont have fake claims. even if they didnt have fake claims you've given them enough info already to easily make up some weird health food on their own, and cross check against your list so they dont pick one someone else already has.

how bout you tell me who you think is scum instead of going around collecting flavor

# ¿ Jul 17, 2015 21:02

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

Ghastly Gangsta posted:

Why are you so against answering the question?

I think reflecting on the type of foods we are early on will give us an advantage in trying to filter out scum. I feel like scum will have a better chance to fake claim and play off of flavor as the game continues.

seriously this is such a bizarre statement. is it just this game that you think analysing flavor is any use at all? or do you do this in every game? in what world would this be the first thing you think to do, collect everyones flavor an expect it to mean anything or be useful at all. very fake. would kill

# ¿ Jul 17, 2015 21:04

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

Ghastly Gangsta posted:

The thing to take away from the interaction with uranus and I is that there is a contradiction in his logic.

My flavor requests get called out as scummy, fake and helpful to scum, but he immediately turns around and calls it useless.

Seems like he's just trying to discredit it early on.

Just knowing a few details about the dish won't lead to brutal dunks IMO.

youre an idiot who is grasping at straws. or are a boop beep logic robot. it is useless, because flavor is meaningless.

under the rare scenario that scum dont have fake claims, then it is helpful to scum

# ¿ Jul 17, 2015 22:45

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

there is no contradiction. now since you got called out for making useless, pointless posts about flavor, you are now latching on to some percieved 'contradiction' that makes zero sense if you think about it for longer than the time it took you to read it

# ¿ Jul 17, 2015 22:46

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

lol what

# ¿ Jul 17, 2015 22:58

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

i didnt mean to hurt your feelings ghost man. lets let bygones be past and kill hiipfire together

# ¿ Jul 17, 2015 23:00

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

##vote gg

# ¿ Jul 18, 2015 05:09

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

try to describe why you're voting me without sounding like a scumlord.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2015 05:10

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

Sandwolf posted:

I was actually thinking you were scum and then I remembered I always think that, so I didn't say it! I feel like we do this dance a lot JakeP.

i feel like this is a scummy thing to say

# ¿ Jul 18, 2015 18:47

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

hello. sand man who is the lurker you want to lynch today?

# ¿ Jul 20, 2015 17:23

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

have you presented your flavor papers to ghost man yet?

# ¿ Jul 20, 2015 18:02

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

Sandwolf posted:

I don't like this post (it seems reactionary to me calling out people who've said nothing)

i want to know who you'd pick, you dingus. i think its pretty lame that you just list people who arent posting, pick one and give a reason why

# ¿ Jul 20, 2015 19:01

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

if sand man is scum, then scum psychology tells us that at least one of the people on his list of three is likely scum with him.

# ¿ Jul 20, 2015 19:55

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

##vote sand bro dawg

# ¿ Jul 20, 2015 19:59

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

Sandwolf posted:

It's this post. This post makes Uranus scum.

##vote uranus

you are either being dishonest or you've never been scum. im pretty sure its not the latter.

# ¿ Jul 20, 2015 20:28

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

Sandwolf posted:

Lemme clarify here.

Uranus post implies he's certain I'm scum. If I'm not scum, his post doesn't make any sense.

how the hell are you getting that. quit twisting words, scumbo. i said "if you are scum then the list likely contains a scumbro' its basic reading skills dummy.

# ¿ Jul 20, 2015 20:30

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

feels like sand man is really trying hard to find a reason to vote me, the vote count leader. how can a native english speaker read this:

uranus posted:

if sand man is scum, then scum psychology tells us that at least one of the people on his list of three is likely scum with him.

and then say this about it:

Sandwolf posted:

Lemme clarify here.

Uranus post implies he's certain I'm scum. If I'm not scum, his post doesn't make any sense.

just read those two posts in a row and try to imagine what frame of mind you'd have to be in to say that

# ¿ Jul 20, 2015 20:33

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 20:08

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

i am always the vote count leader on day one. i dont need votefinder to tell me

# ¿ Jul 20, 2015 20:37

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