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Don Lapre
Mar 28, 2001

If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

bobbilljim posted:

sometimes its nice to just drink hot water but it can makes you poo poo fyi

#gaygamers

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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
wait i thought this thread was about drinking cocks not coffee

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
coffee is not very good

cold brew can be okay I guess

Don Lapre
Mar 28, 2001

If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.
I just fixed a cup of Kirklands Best ground medium roast coffee
AMA

Fayez Butts
Aug 24, 2006

Don Lapre posted:

I just fixed a cup of Kirklands Best ground medium roast coffee
AMA

Does it taste like the hot garbage that it sounds like?

Don Lapre
Mar 28, 2001

If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.
It tastes of caramel, sage, and nutgrass

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
i also call pubic hair nutgrass

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

PLATONIC ANAL VORE posted:

coffee is not very good

cold brew can be okay I guess

actually, cold brew is bad

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




I am an adult and I don't like to drink coffee. there are many others like me.

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag
brown drank reprezant

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
coca-cola (tm) is a great subsitute if you dont liek coffee. although it might ruin your teeth, guts, and of course artificial sweeteners cause margellons disease

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
coffee stains your teeth too

Don Lapre
Mar 28, 2001

If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.
Coffee is healthy for you

Don Lapre
Mar 28, 2001

If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

Suspicious posted:

coffee stains your teeth too

You wont need your teeth when you're dead

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




you will if someone wants to dna test you in 500 years time

Don Lapre
Mar 28, 2001

If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

you will if someone wants to dna test you in 500 years time

No woman gonna be alive in 500 years

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




pull me out of the car park

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Rexicon1 posted:

what a stupid loving thing to do. did dr. oz tell you to do this dumb loving thing or something?

Rexicon is the world's meanest internist

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
*man seeks to better himself through dietary improvement* rexicon: fag

faxlore
Sep 24, 2014

a blue star tattoo for you!

coffee is cool and good, this thread however, is not

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Dr. Honked posted:

brown drank reprezant

listen to the honker

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



hello fellow coffee drinkers. please do not troll this thread. It is a safe space for those who do not like coffee. if you would like to talk about how much coffee owns, please make a new thread, bump the old coffee thread, or poast in cjs using the #sludge


thank u

Zam Wesell
Mar 22, 2009

[Zam is suddenly shot in the neck by a toxic dart; Anakin and Obi-Wan see a "rocket-man" take off and fly away, and Zam dies]

faxlore posted:

coffee is cool and good, this thread however, is not

truepost (A True Post)

Don Lapre
Mar 28, 2001

If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.
I brought my own coffee to work this morning.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
i drank some cold water from teh cooler with lunch :yum:

Zam Wesell
Mar 22, 2009

[Zam is suddenly shot in the neck by a toxic dart; Anakin and Obi-Wan see a "rocket-man" take off and fly away, and Zam dies]

bobbilljim posted:

i drank some cold water from teh cooler with lunch :yum:

acceptable

Zam Wesell
Mar 22, 2009

[Zam is suddenly shot in the neck by a toxic dart; Anakin and Obi-Wan see a "rocket-man" take off and fly away, and Zam dies]

Granbar posted:

acceptable

actually, probably the proest choice you can make as a Human Being

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




:agreed:

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




it does not taste very nice.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






FACE TO SLUDGE :sludgepal:

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
coffee is good with cocaine

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka
i don't hate coffee OP i just hate my life

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




having a cool glass of water with my burger

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



you can only refer to coffee as sludge if its turkish

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

triple sulk posted:

you can only refer to coffee as sludge if its turkish

i always get so wired after one of those

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spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






protip: your suppose to leave sludge

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