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CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

LTI won't protect your house from being covered in poo poo, piss, and cum

# ? Jul 14, 2015 16:10

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 01:16

Jackard: Oct 28, 2007; We Have A Bow And We Wish To Use It

Yeaaa no. Just play ARK: Survival Evolved instead. It has dinosaurs!

The Clap posted:

I'm going to hunt, enslave, and force feed my enemies. They will watch as I eat their poo poo and my own poo poo simultaneously, use the poop button to force myself to poop out the ComboPoop and eat that as well. After I'm dead from eating too much of their poo poo, we'll all die from starvation and have to start anew.

We'll spawn on the same beach and I'll turn slowly toward them, grinning. There will already be poo poo in my teeth.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 22:10

Thunderbro: Sep 1, 2008

only $443 real life dollars for a video game house less impressive than the most meagre skyrim house!

# ? Jul 14, 2015 22:16

PST: Jul 5, 2012; If only Milliband had eaten a vegan sausage roll instead of a bacon sandwich, we wouldn't be in this mess.

Thunderbro posted:

only $443 real life dollars for a video game house less impressive than the most meagre skyrim house!

Pathfinder Online charged $5k for the right to have a tavern, which someone else could burn down, or that you'd lose if you stopped paying rent on it. 6 people bought them during their kickstarter.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 23:46

Alexander DeLarge: Dec 20, 2013

PST posted:

Pathfinder Online charged $5k for the right to have a tavern, which someone else could burn down, or that you'd lose if you stopped paying rent on it. 6 people bought them during their kickstarter.

Jesus, I legitimately feel badly for them. Shame it's riding so much on the IP rather than the actual game.

# ? Jul 15, 2015 00:32

randombattle: Oct 16, 2008; This hand of mine shines and roars! It's bright cry tells me to grasp victory!

Alexander DeLarge posted:

Jesus, I legitimately feel badly for them. Shame it's riding so much on the IP rather than the actual game.

Is it really?

The only cool thing about pathfinder is the hundreds of insane classes like literal JoJo stand user and the game doesn't have any of that.

# ? Jul 15, 2015 01:43

Adventure Pigeon: Nov 8, 2005; I am a master storyteller.

CharlestonJew posted:

LTI won't protect your house from being covered in poo poo, piss, and cum

Experience Revival today by inviting a hobo to live with you

# ? Jul 15, 2015 02:31

Alexander DeLarge: Dec 20, 2013

randombattle posted:

Is it really?

The only cool thing about pathfinder is the hundreds of insane classes like literal JoJo stand user and the game doesn't have any of that.

It is pretty much the worst sandbox MMO on the market right now. I heard that they made experience based on when you started paying for early access, meaning older players will ALWAYS be better than you.

# ? Jul 15, 2015 03:09

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

If this game is ever released in a few years there could be some goon fun, at least on the free servers. When you die in revival you are sent to hell and have to work your way back to the living. It is hard and time consuming. For some reason some people there think this will discourage ganking.

https://www.revivalgame.com/forum#/discussion/377/pvp-pve

quote:

3: Death hurts. In other MMOs, death is nothing but a minor inconvenience. You die, you respawn, you rush back into the fray. In Revival, you die, you go to hell! (Essentially). From there, you have to struggle to return to the living world which will be an adventure all its own. This right here is EXTREMELY important as it eliminates the quick fix that many gankers seek. A ganker ganks and gets killed themselves in the process, they don't just respawn and keep on killing their fellow players. They gotta work to get back to life, get new gear and head back out into the world again. Sure, it wont outright stop all gankers (like impulse gankers) but it will eliminate the quick and instant gratification other MMOs provide. Ganking and surviving the gank are now a bit of a chore.

Hmm, a suicide gank squad might only be able to take out (and majorly inconvenience) a few targets a night before having to play the escape-from-hell minigame? Yes, that will surely discourage them.

I mean, it might make you think twice if you're playing solo, I guess. But if you are out with a few friends gathering resources there's absolutely no reasons not to gank any solo PVE guys you run across. You get to steal all their stuff, and they can't come back with their friends for like an hour because they are stuck in hell. LOL.

# ? Jul 15, 2015 03:13

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Lady with six titties and crotch antlers: :nws:

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/SH-IX7Wy9Td5h07-Y_adrfD2I0i04y-ppJjZGNVpq3lfN8lz0iCg_NBCn182bVFZrBQMPQ=w1315-h778 :nws:

Not sure how that ties into the game, but it is part of their official fan kit. https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B6zFOWgNu4UQU0FVNkVzUHV4V2M&usp=drive_web#list

# ? Jul 15, 2015 07:03

Jackard: Oct 28, 2007; We Have A Bow And We Wish To Use It

Immature Lovecraftian MMO

# ? Jul 15, 2015 13:34

Soup du Journey: Mar 20, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

Angela Christine posted:

Lady with six titties and crotch antlers: https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/SH-IX7Wy9Td5h07-Y_adrfD2I0i04y-ppJjZGNVpq3lfN8lz0iCg_NBCn182bVFZrBQMPQ=w1315-h778

Not sure how that ties into the game, but it is part of their official fan kit. https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B6zFOWgNu4UQU0FVNkVzUHV4V2M&usp=drive_web#list

appropriately named Anime

# ? Jul 15, 2015 18:17

CountingWizard: Jul 6, 2004

Angela Christine posted:

Lady with six titties and crotch antlers: https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/SH-IX7Wy9Td5h07-Y_adrfD2I0i04y-ppJjZGNVpq3lfN8lz0iCg_NBCn182bVFZrBQMPQ=w1315-h778

Not sure how that ties into the game, but it is part of their official fan kit. https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B6zFOWgNu4UQU0FVNkVzUHV4V2M&usp=drive_web#list

Actually that is metal as hell, I think everyone should put that lady in their game.

# ? Jul 15, 2015 18:41

Soup du Journey: Mar 20, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

i like the yog-sothoth marveling at his new verganis

# ? Jul 15, 2015 18:51

Soup du Journey: Mar 20, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

props also for casting Skeleton Jelly as azathoth. that dude could use the work

# ? Jul 15, 2015 18:52

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Doctor Schnabel posted:

props also for casting Skeleton Jelly as azathoth. that dude could use the work

LOL.

At some point they went full retard and started posting fan fiction of their game that doesn't exist in the weekly developer blog. Starting with 'A Day in the Life of a Cook' because cooks are fascinating. Here is the spellbinding tale of Marlena and the Mutton Pies:

quote:

Recent immigrant Marlena has decided that people will always need to eat, so she has chosen to strike out as a commercial cook. Her home has an upgradeable room, which she has equipped with a kitchen, so she has the basics to make just about any common recipe. A player merchant at the market sold her a book of recipes the day before, and Marlena is pretty sure that she�s got the stuff in her inventory to make some of the moderately difficult recipes in there. She double checks her pantry and finds that, while she�s got bread, almonds, and even some pastry (an item she made the day before with flour, egg, and water) she hasn�t got any meat or vegetables. So, it�s to be the market then.

On her way to market, Marlena thinks over some concerns about her business as it stands. She�s been mostly sticking to common fish pies, and recently experimented with her recipe and hit on a slightly better, spiced fish pie by adding powdered peppercorns to her recipe, but even these aren�t making her the kind of money she�d like. Also, those spicy fish pies weren�t all that challenging to her. Worse, when she was at the market last, there was a merchant selling fish pies at half what she did. She was going to have to try something new.

What she can find at market is sure to inform what she makes in her kitchen, so Marlena shops around, and checks her recipe book from time to time until she hits upon a recipe that she thinks is challenging, but manageable, and isn�t being sold at all the other merchants. Many of which, Marlena notices, are selling fish pies like the ones she was trying to make her way on, and that stands to reason as fish is cheap here on the �Rock. Marlena is going to make something different though, this time, she�s going to make mutton pies.

She buys mutton from a merchant that sells local sheep, raised in the North Gate Farms, and buys red wine from the Lonely Rock Brewery. But she cannot find the mushrooms called for in the recipe at any of the merchant stalls. Luckily, she knows where some grow, just outside of the walls. Marlena is good at the gathering game, so she hurries to her favorite spot and sure enough, there are mushrooms there. She initiates the gathering minigame, then brushes aside the leaves and ground clutter to expose the precious fungi. She deftly cuts away all of the exposed mushrooms and succeeds well enough to gather many mutton pies worth of mushrooms from the location.

Now, time to go home and cook. Marlena returns to her Kitchen, where she can now pull the rest of her ingredients from her pantry, and get to work. Before she does, Marlena remembers to go to her shrine of Hylathe, where she spends a moment asking for The Rose of Summer�s grace and guidance in her cooking.

When Marlena activates the cooking minigame, she is presented with a list of what she can make, given the tools and ingredients at her disposal. She quickly locates the Mutton pie recipe from the list, as the recipes that she could not access have greyed out. She has the tools and the ingredients for the mutton pie at the ready, and thus the minigame begins.

Marlena sees before her the preparation surface, where she�s got mutton to chop. The meat is before her on the cutting board, and Marlena must swipe or chop the meat. There is a mechanic that she must master for each process involved in the recipe, like punching at dough when kneading and proofing, swiping along lines for cutting, and stirring at regular intervals when mixing or boiling. She is good at most of these processes, and the one she�s worst at, grilling, doesn�t feature in this recipe.

For the final step, Marlena puts these all together into her pie, performs the baking minigame, which she finds a breeze. She is very successful, and as she looks over the results of her crafting, Marlena sees that she has achieved five mutton pies of high quality. This is likely to fetch a great price at market, and she�s pretty sure that she can experiment with ground pepper to improve the recipe even more. She�ll want to go back to the Cullwarren Market and get these to the pie monger soon, as they�ll cool and lose value if she waits until tomorrow, so off she runs.

Someday though, Marlena dreams of being able to buy herself a storefront, where she can have an employee sell her signature foods for her, and get back to her kitchen all the faster. That�s the real way to make a name for herself. Perhaps she�ll work out a personal deal with the sheepherder in North Gate to lower her costs by cutting out that middleman in the market (besides ensuring a predictable supply chain!) Or ask the farmer if they�d cultivate mushrooms for their mutton pie enterprise? One thing she�ll be sure to do is to ask her journaling friend to help her write down her spiced fish pie recipe, too, so she can start up a sideline in experimental recipes. Some cooks on Crowns Rock swear that cookbooks are where the real money is! Just another day on Marlena the cook�s culinary adventure!

TL;DR, I know. But just look at the size of that thing. Some dev must have spent hours on that. Then the other 3 guys all had to read it and jack off on it. And then the did several more just like it.

https://www.revivalgame.com/blog/24-weekly-blog-update-24-a-day-in-the-life-of-a-cook
https://www.revivalgame.com/blog/31-weekly-blog-30-a-day-in-the-life-of-a-crook
https://www.revivalgame.com/blog/28-weekly-blog-update-27-a-day-in-the-life-of-a-mercenary
https://www.revivalgame.com/blog/34-weekly-blog-update-33-a-day-in-the-life-of-a-magickal-practitioner

# ? Jul 15, 2015 19:51

Soup du Journey: Mar 20, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

oh my god that is the dullest thing ive read in my life. why are they marketing a farmville soccer mom game to lovecraftian rape enthusiasts?

# ? Jul 15, 2015 23:38

Thunderbro: Sep 1, 2008

Marlena paid $100 for an upgradeable peasant hovel to cook video game pies in. Then thieves broke in, raped her, and burned down her hovel because she didn't buy insurance. Truly a tale of bootstraps for the ages!

# ? Jul 15, 2015 23:39

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Doctor Schnabel posted:

oh my god that is the dullest thing ive read in my life. why are they marketing a farmville soccer mom game to lovecraftian rape enthusiasts?

Um, have you heard of 50 Shades of Grey? Soccer moms totally dig kinky poo poo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqajRj1yQuU

Facebook Aunt fucked around with this message at 00:26 on Jul 16, 2015

# ? Jul 16, 2015 00:23

jestest: Feb 12, 2014; Ancient Aliens: Closer Encounters

PST posted:

Pathfinder Online charged $5k for the right to have a tavern, which someone else could burn down, or that you'd lose if you stopped paying rent on it. 6 people bought them during their kickstarter.

drat, if half of this man-child money was going to decent developers instead of the semi-indie SC/KSers we would have a whole new gen of awesome games. to bad these will be a long string of zero results followed by full overseas accounts and bankruptcies.

# ? Jul 16, 2015 01:40

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

This terrible game is like catnip to me. I can't stop reading about it. Just read a devblog that claims there will be no rape. No rape! Also no marriage, no way that bitch is getting half my stuff. Slavery is fine though.

https://www.revivalgame.com/blog/18-weekly-blog-update-18-sex

quote:

With that being said, you will see a lot of features in the game that you don�t usually see in a game. Some of these are things most developers won�t touch with a ten foot pole because they are scared of the backlash. These things range from taking a poo poo, pissing, having sex, slavery, serial killing abilities, and more. These are not features that are in the game �just because�. These are features that enrich the living, breathing world as a whole.

Let�s talk about sex. For starters, yes, you can have graphic sex in Revival. With that in mind, we want to make it very clear that we are not putting a lot of focus here. We�re not going to get into stuff like you being able to do crazy positions or anything like that. The animation sets will all be predetermined and you can turn on censoring if you don�t want to see it in your gameplay experience.

Now, let�s talk about why, how and limitations. Sex is a natural thing. I�m not going to sit here and say it�s a beautiful thing, because it�s pretty disgusting when you really think about it. But most of us do it and have a great time with it. I don�t think it�s anything to shy away from. Why wouldn�t you want it in a world where you are trying to live in with another character? Sex in Revival can be about love, but it usually isn�t. In the fictional universe of Revival, there is no such thing as marriage. People just bump uglies and enter into an agreement to raise a child if they have one together. But there are no marriages, its a pretty free-spirited world.

Sex is a feature you can use to give yourself perk bonuses. A character with a healthy sex life can maintain strong perk bonuses. A character with an overly strong sex life can suffer karma damage from it. A character with no sex life won�t really be missing out (if you believe the absence of bonuses is not a negative). There is no substitution for sex, but there are certainly other ways to get a �perky�. This is great for players who do not want to get involved in this area of the game. We don�t want to punish you for not getting dirty. The amount of bonuses that sex gives is varied. These bonuses can impact combat, karma, luck and more.

Sex is a cooperative mini-game. You do not control anything other than a simple mini-game during sex. In the background of the mini-game, the animations run for the sexual experience. The mini-game goes on as long as you can �maintain�. Both female and males are sustainable to �losing� the minigame when their characters orgasm. The amount of perk bonuses you get is based on how long you can play the mini-game successfully. However, there is a minimum threshold too. If you enter a sexual encounter and don�t meet the minimum time required for the sexual encounter, you can have a negative buff instead (sexual frustration). This minimum time is determined by the each partner's skill level in sex. It�s like if you were to take a virgin to a porn star, who do you think would be KO the quickest? However, you would also level up by engaging with a more experienced partner faster.

Sex is a skill that you can raise high. With a high level of sex, the mini-game is easier which means you will be able to get a higher perk out of it. Your sexual stamina grows higher, meaning you can have sex more frequently (low stats means you have longer �recharge� times.) When really good at sex, you can gain master skills that are engineered specifically to help the minimum threshold/ease of the mini-game for partners that may not be so good at sex. The downside here is the fact you won�t be able to speed up their experience gain through this, but they will be able to get your �master sex�. Why bother with this? So you can sell it, of course.

Prostitution is a very real thing in the world of Revival and has an important role. You can find brothels in most cities, but not all. If you don�t want to deal with interacting with other players for partners, brothels are a good place to visit. You can also hire NPC prostitutes to travel with you for perks on the road. It is important to note, NPCs won�t be able to top player�s skills. Like everything else in the world, the maximum benefit will be from other player controlled partners. Your character can be a prostitute and do contract deeds for sex just like any other transaction in the game world. Your level in the prostitution also enables you to have sex with NPCs for money. If your skill is high enough, it is very possible to be a prostitute for a guild or traveling group of characters.

So what can you expect out of this? Well, yes, you will see players having sex with each other before they decide to explore a cave or go on an adventure. Sex is a healthy part of Revival and we embrace it with open arms. It is funny when you think about it, hell i even get the 12 year old giggle out of it from time to time. But, that is not the goal with it in Revival. It is part of this game�s universe and has actual impact.

With that being said, it is a touchy subject for a lot of people. So we do have limitations. First and foremost, sex is between humans only. Yes, the same gender can have sex, so you can engage with whatever partner you want to equally. There is no rape in the world of Revival, while I feel it could add to the dark feelings an evil character could provoke� I feel that this mechanic would be abused too much by trolls to be included. There is no bestiality or sex with other things that do not support the sex mini-game. And of course, absolutely no sex with children. Most cities do not allow open sex on the streets, it must be done in privacy. Sexual stamina is a big thing, so don�t expect to be running around having sex non-stop unless you�ve dedicated your character to it. Only when you are in a very high level in sex can you do it multiple times within an hour. The sex skill drains faster than other skills, so its something to keep in mind. We also won�t let new players unlock the ability to have sex until they have gained a certain amount of SP to help prevent trolls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vldh7oQD-a4

# ? Jul 16, 2015 01:59

tamphex: Jun 21, 2003

"Sex is a natural thing. I�m not going to sit here and say it�s a beautiful thing, because it�s pretty disgusting when you really think about it."

LOL what the gently caress is wrong with these people?!

# ? Jul 16, 2015 14:32

Sindai: Jan 24, 2007; i want to achieve immortality through not dying

I don't think I've ever wanted to see a game exist exactly as envisioned so badly.

quote:

Also new on the forums this week is the discussion of privacy screens or ways to hang a �sock on the door� to avoid the potential embarrassment of being walked in on in the middle of a session. I can assure you that players will never escape the eye of the Storytellers, but what you guys come up with to subtly hint to each other is all up to you. What are some of your ideas? Let us know here.

https://www.revivalgame.com/forum#/discussion/535/privacy-screens

Sindai fucked around with this message at 19:16 on Jul 16, 2015

# ? Jul 16, 2015 19:09

CountingWizard: Jul 6, 2004

Sindai posted:

I don't think I've ever wanted to see a game exist exactly as envisioned so badly.

All this makes me want to do is log back into hellmoo, drink a ton of energy drinks and then go gently caress a sexdoll in my private apartment and work out at the gym while occasionally jizzing in the Jacuzzi.

Aside from the making GBS threads and loving, the scope of this MMO is so unbelievably large that even 10 years and a full development team with unlimited budget couldn't make this game.

CountingWizard fucked around with this message at 20:00 on Jul 16, 2015

# ? Jul 16, 2015 19:57

WarLocke: Jun 6, 2004; You are being watched.

Angela Christine posted:

Okay, I think I have a plan: If the game ever comes out and is good, instead of dropping $400 I'll just marry someone with a nice house. Everybody will be looking to hook up to get that 'healthy sex life' buff, so it should be easy.

This game gonna have perma-death, right?

Does the widow inherit their husbando's possessions/house? :getin:

# ? Jul 16, 2015 20:09

Jackard: Oct 28, 2007; We Have A Bow And We Wish To Use It

A clever plan, madam. But remember, the Storytellers are always watching.

# ? Jul 16, 2015 20:33

Digital Decay: Dec 16, 2007; Reiteration #6,637,776,216

They've already said they would allow their equivalent of GMs to interact with players based on a sort of bribery system using their exclusive bribery currency. This didn't work in Ultima Online, Asheron's Call, or Everquest. Unless the GM team is composed of the most ethical and upstanding people on the internet, it will become very corrupt. It will become very corrupt.

# ? Jul 16, 2015 21:39

Adventure Pigeon: Nov 8, 2005; I am a master storyteller.

Angela Christine posted:

This terrible game is like catnip to me. I can't stop reading about it. Just read a devblog that claims there will be no rape. No rape! Also no marriage, no way that bitch is getting half my stuff. Slavery is fine though.

https://www.revivalgame.com/blog/18-weekly-blog-update-18-sex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vldh7oQD-a4

Someone looked at Second Life and asked "How can we get the same quality of community?"

# ? Jul 16, 2015 21:48

Zaphod42: Sep 13, 2012; If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Angela Christine posted:

LOL.

At some point they went full retard and started posting fan fiction of their game that doesn't exist in the weekly developer blog. Starting with 'A Day in the Life of a Cook' because cooks are fascinating. Here is the spellbinding tale of Marlena and the Mutton Pies:

TL;DR, I know. But just look at the size of that thing. Some dev must have spent hours on that. Then the other 3 guys all had to read it and jack off on it. And then the did several more just like it.

https://www.revivalgame.com/blog/24-weekly-blog-update-24-a-day-in-the-life-of-a-cook
https://www.revivalgame.com/blog/31-weekly-blog-30-a-day-in-the-life-of-a-crook
https://www.revivalgame.com/blog/28-weekly-blog-update-27-a-day-in-the-life-of-a-mercenary
https://www.revivalgame.com/blog/34-weekly-blog-update-33-a-day-in-the-life-of-a-magickal-practitioner

This is... game design fanfiction.

What in the gently caress. :stonk:

Angela Christine posted:

It has non-instanced housing? I love housing!

https://www.revivalgame.com/store/housing

A basic house costs 200 real life US dollars? ???

This post made me laugh out loud for a good while.

# ? Jul 16, 2015 21:59

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

CountingWizard posted:

Aside from the making GBS threads and loving, the scope of this MMO is so unbelievably large that even 10 years and a full development team with unlimited budget couldn't make this game.

Yeah, almost every pie in the sky idea suggested on the forums is met with 'Yeah, we'd like to have something like that'. They've learned a lot from Chris Roberts.

tamphex posted:

"Sex is a natural thing. I�m not going to sit here and say it�s a beautiful thing, because it�s pretty disgusting when you really think about it."

LOL what the gently caress is wrong with these people?!

You can really tell that the designer team are all men. Probably single men. Graphic sex = yes! Marriage = NO!

https://www.revivalgame.com/about

quote:

Team

President - Charles Brungardt
In order to make a game like Revival we need people with different perspectives. We believe diversity in our creators is important, as long as those creators understand the vision. Our combined knowledge and backgrounds across various games contribute to an amazing mixing pot of knowledge.

Creative Director - Kedhrin Gonzalez
Widely diverse, foul mouthed and lacking serious manners, Kedhrin has designed games across many genres and different game styles. Starting with levels with Quake, Kedhrin sprouted from the internets MOD community as a young teenager and grew into a powerhouse of game development direction and vision. With an obsession of traditional sandbox MMOs like Ultima Online, Kedhrin brings the edge of the gritty, dark, and intense world that Revival thrives in.

Lead Designer - Adam Maxwell
With a career that spans nearly twenty years, Adam has been a part of teams to ship games on everything from the original PlayStation to modern consoles. As a developer and designer on three previous MMOs, including the fantasy MMO Rift where he was lead designer, Adam has gained a unique perspective on what works and what does not in the realm of online play. But, his experiences on other games, including small games for phones and full scale games for the glorious shrine to gaming that is the PC, have also instilled in Adam a passion for immersive worlds, compelling stories and killer systems. Adam�s focus on Revival is making the best damned sandbox players have ever seen, providing them the greatest stage for adventure an MMO can give them.

Lead Designer - Christopher Holtorf
Chris is a consummate storyteller and gamemaker with a career stretching all the way back to 2001, and a passion for games that begins in the halcyon days of Wizardry, Imagic and Vectrex. Chris sharpened his game-mastering skills running role-playing tourneys at conventions, and moved into testing video games in late high-school. In 2001, Chris got a job building content on an Xbox launch title, and he hasn�t looked back. Since then, Chris has written hundreds of stories for games spanning multiple generations of console, handheld, even mobile! Penning world histories, character biographies, race origins, and epic quests, Chris has been content lead on three shipped MMO titles, and was one half of the writing team for a published novel based on the lore of a world-famous MOBA. Chris�s job on Revival is to build a massive immersive world, dense with history and rich in intrigue. But it doesn�t end there, Chris�s obsession is with immersion, and it is his passion to assemble the most amazing storytelling team ever created, and to deliver the best fantasy content ever seen.

We believe diversity is important. *team is composed entirely of 30-something white males*

# ? Jul 16, 2015 22:35

Thunderbro: Sep 1, 2008

even wildstar has the decency to not include automatically playing music in the year of the lord 2015

# ? Jul 16, 2015 23:55

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Hey there revival fans. The weekly update has dropped featuring more game development fan-fiction: A Day in the Life of an Archologist.

Lovecraft, y'all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlFHzQ7pq0Y

# ? Jul 18, 2015 04:59

Soup du Journey: Mar 20, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

that vids p. racist and has no place in the world of lovecraft

# ? Jul 18, 2015 14:36

neonbregna: Aug 20, 2007

Angela Christine posted:

LOL.

At some point they went full retard and started posting fan fiction of their game that doesn't exist in the weekly developer blog. Starting with 'A Day in the Life of a Cook' because cooks are fascinating. Here is the spellbinding tale of Marlena and the Mutton Pies:

TL;DR, I know. But just look at the size of that thing. Some dev must have spent hours on that. Then the other 3 guys all had to read it and jack off on it. And then the did several more just like it.

https://www.revivalgame.com/blog/24-weekly-blog-update-24-a-day-in-the-life-of-a-cook
https://www.revivalgame.com/blog/31-weekly-blog-30-a-day-in-the-life-of-a-crook
https://www.revivalgame.com/blog/28-weekly-blog-update-27-a-day-in-the-life-of-a-mercenary
https://www.revivalgame.com/blog/34-weekly-blog-update-33-a-day-in-the-life-of-a-magickal-practitioner

Why not just murder all other fish pie sellers and cover their corpses in poo poo in piss as a warning to others?

# ? Jul 18, 2015 15:28

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

this entire thing seems to be about people writing about videogames and ugly people sex instead of videogame code

# ? Jul 18, 2015 20:01

Thunderbro: Sep 1, 2008

Putty posted:

this entire thing seems to be about people writing about videogames and ugly people sex instead of videogame code

loving my bro Slutbot (not actually a girl, but homosex isn't possible in-game...) for those dungeon buffs. wading through the cum mines. find a six titted satan monster, sink my face directly into that milky bosom and motorboat my heart out. a permanent buff!

# ? Jul 18, 2015 21:03

A Tartan Tory: Mar 26, 2010; You call that a shotgun?!

I don't know what it says about me, that I am much more interested in the serial killing aspect, than the sex.

# ? Jul 18, 2015 21:23

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

'Sex is a natural thing. I�m not going to sit here and say it�s a beautiful thing, because it�s pretty disgusting when you really think about it.'

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