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MagicCube
May 25, 2004

El Chapo just broke out of prison and now Alberto is missing??? Coincidence? I think not.

What is the worlds most dangerous cartel leader doing in the LUCHA ZONE?!

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Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

Sources at AAA are saying he's apparently at home and doing fine

https://twitter.com/ToqueFiltrado/status/620726042756386816

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Joey McChrist posted:

Sources at AAA are saying he's apparently at home and doing fine

https://twitter.com/ToqueFiltrado/status/620726042756386816

Translated:

quote:

Despite some rumors that put him as ' disappeared ' , the fighter Alberto ' El Patron ' is at home , according to sources from AAA .

Is he alive at home

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
Donate to his El Patreon and at $500 per month he'll return to wrestling

Another Person
Oct 21, 2010

EugeneJ posted:

Is he alive at home

no

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Now he's okay we can all laugh about bustin' for autism

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Solomonic posted:

Donate to his El Patreon and at $500 per month he'll return to wrestling

lol

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

oatgan posted:

Now he's okay we can all laugh about bustin' for autism

no no no, he didn't bust for autism that's how this whole thing started in the first place!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Hello all, I have a report. I'm sorry to say, that Albert Rio has died.

He will be missed. rip

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
I'm hearing that in a tragic coincidence, Alberto El Patron has developed autism

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Tragic news tonight: Alberto Del Rio is dead and I'm gay

electric funeral
Oct 16, 2004

ACCIO PANTIES
*swoosh flick*

Marquis de Pyro posted:

I'm hearing that in a tragic coincidence, Alberto El Patron has developed autism

On the plus side he's now immune to rubella.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Marquis de Pyro posted:

I'm hearing that in a tragic coincidence, Alberto El Patron has developed autism

Let us bust in his honor.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

EugeneJ posted:

Tragic news tonight: Alberto Del Rio is dead and I'm gay

nah man it's cool, you can get married now :shobon:

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
I'm sorry, your Patron is in another castle.

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

Chokes McGee posted:

nah man it's cool, you can get married now :shobon:

yeah but he was gonna marry alberto el patron :smith:

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

EugeneJ posted:

Tragic news tonight: Alberto Del Rio is dead and I'm gay

Did gbs tell you this?

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Fauxhawk Express posted:

yeah but he was gonna marry alberto el patron :smith:

It's legal in Mexico

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

First El Chapo escapes from prison and now Alberto El Patron is nowhere to be found. :tinfoil: Not a coincidence.

Edit: MAGIC CUBE!!! :argh:

MagicCube posted:

El Chapo just broke out of prison and now Alberto is missing??? Coincidence? I think not.

What is the worlds most dangerous cartel leader doing in the LUCHA ZONE?!

Jiro fucked around with this message at 00:41 on Jul 14, 2015

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Jiro posted:

First El Chapo escapes from prison and now Alberto El Patron is nowhere to be found. :tinfoil: Not a coincidence.

You all thought he was yelling SI! SI! SI! but in reality he was chanting for the release of his best friend, C! C! C!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
it's okay guys we found him!!



Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Where in the world is Albert El Patron?

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

EugeneJ posted:

Tragic news tonight: Alberto Del Rio is dead and I'm gay

And a fireball destroyed France.

Optimist with doubt
May 16, 2010

Scoop Lover

:vince:

he knows...
If every wrestler who no-shows an event gets put on death watch things will get pretty crazy.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Alberto del Rio es ahora una granja

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

Optimist with doubt posted:

If every wrestler who no-shows an event gets put on death watch things will get pretty crazy.

I'm still worried over God's whereabouts after Backlash '06.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


electric funeral posted:

On the plus side he's now immune to rubella.

You can look but you can't touch

electric funeral
Oct 16, 2004

ACCIO PANTIES
*swoosh flick*

Fat Lowtax posted:

You can look but you can't touch

Quintuplet magic!

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters

Semprini posted:

Stone Cold Steve Autism, surely?
IF YOU WANNA SEE STONE COLD WHIP AUTISM'S rear end, GIVE ME A HELL YEAH BECAUSE I CAN'T PICK UP ON FACIAL CUES

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


something like this happens, its usually because of crack.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
Has anyone seen the Malaysian plane and Alberto Del Rio in the same room?

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
Whatever they do, don't send Chavo to his house to go check on him

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Gentlemen I have received a text from Alberto. It reads "Ricardo Rodriguez is in the enclosed pool area. Garage side door is open "

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

keevo posted:

Has anyone seen Yottsume and Alberto Del Rio in the same room?

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!

sticklefifer posted:

Los perros are in the enclosed piscina area.

Those bastardos!! Perros del Mal will PAY for... oh. :(

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Albertooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Discount Trombones
Jan 22, 2014
Milk Cartóooooooon!

CoolCat
Jun 29, 2015

Midnightghoul posted:

Whatever they do, don't send Chavo to his house to go check on him

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

super macho dude posted:

something like this happens, its usually because of crack.

Coming from a city where Rob Ford was mayor, I can confirm this is correct

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

EugeneJ posted:

Translated:


Is he alive at home

Alberto is fouundoooooooo

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