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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

by Smythe


Some assholes are playing some song right now and I don't give a gently caress about them I wanna see men hit dingers.

There's supposed to be some new format with a clock and like distance extenders and a tournament but weather might throw the whole thing off.

Berman's gonna Berman as hard as he loving can and we're all gonna gas out after the first round like usual.

Hit some goddamn homers already assholes.

e - berman on this year's derby https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjWn-KySlFI

C. Everett Koop fucked around with this message at 00:29 on Jul 14, 2015

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DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS


Will it rain?

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007



is it at warm as it was in Kansas City to cause plenty of Berman BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK sweat?

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




gently caress you cubs for making me watch this

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012



wtf is this song

Shadow Ninja 64
May 21, 2007

"I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."




They got a DJ to provide some sick beats while they introduce 8 dudes who lost their day off due to hitting baseballs too hard too often.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!




Go Prince


And yes, this song blows

Shadow Ninja 64
May 21, 2007

"I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."




R.D. Mangles posted:

gently caress you cubs

hehe

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006



Fun Shoe

DEAR RICHARD posted:

Will it rain?

No

Shadow Ninja 64
May 21, 2007

"I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."




It will rain dingers

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012



lol 'seeds'

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS


How do I turn off the music?

edit: will they pitch from the stage?

edit 2: do you get points for hitting the dj?

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




CRUSH PUJOLS

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006


Oh good a national anthem

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012



who is this marlana vanhoose

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




you shouldn't get the anthem for the loving derby, they should play the hulkamania theme song

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

"Walking Schwindel, smart move."


is this singer 12 or 35

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!




DEAR RICHARD posted:

How do I turn off the music?

edit: will they pitch from the stage?

edit 2: do you get points for hitting the dj?


They should get a time bonus at least for hitting him

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
:shrek:

R.D. Mangles posted:

you shouldn't get the anthem for the loving derby, they should play the hulkamania theme song

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




sweet glitch-anthem, they are having some sound issues

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Bryant/Rizzo finals plz

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

"Walking Schwindel, smart move."


Prince Fielder confirmed America hater without his hand on his heart

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich


That's some hair kid.

A young Kid Rock

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010





Didn't that girl sing the national anthem at some other recent televised sporting event

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004



two rookies in the HRD, seems kind of unusual

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




they need a rack of bats so they can bat flip after every dinger attempt

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004



DEAR RICHARD posted:

Will it rain?


Shadow Ninja 64 posted:

It will rain dingers

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006


And a first pitch too? They could have cancelled all of this poo poo instead of cutting time in the Derby.

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007



They should let a few old retired dudes play as well.

Griffey could still smash the poo poo out of a ball.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




no griffey you're not allowed to look disconcertingly old

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS


Oh come on, Griffey

Reds jersey? :smith:

alpha_destroy
Mar 22, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night


It's weird to see a fat old Junior. I don't like it.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

ホームラン!


The Head and Shoulders Flake Free Zone™

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!




berman is so bad


dont like the camera angles here

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS


They should be forced to hit home runs at the same time

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




Bruce Kison posted:

berman is so bad

he is a piece of poo poo rear end in a top hat and he should be arrested

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

"Walking Schwindel, smart move."


DEAR RICHARD posted:

They should be forced to hit home runs at the same time

this absolutely.

come on Rizzo you bum

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010





rizzo seems to be bad at dingers

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

by Smythe


holy poo poo the dj is just loving out there for no reason should be like 15 seconds for pegging that sob

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Shadow Ninja 64
May 21, 2007

"I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."




The sad truth of dingers: sometimes they just don't come.

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