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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
There are no happier kids in Ohio than the ones in the OF right now. 10-year-old me would have shot my grandmother for an opportunity like that.

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hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake


We put our faith in Blast Hardball

William T. Hornaday
Nov 26, 2007

Don't tap on the fucking glass!
I swear to god I'll cut off your fucking fingers and feed them to the otters for enrichment.
I keep expecting these to barely clear the fence, and then they end up halfway up the bleachers.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Glad to finally have a chance to watch a bunch of Joc Jams.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


jesus, that was really impressive

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
That was so easy

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
this format owns. time for Bryant to murder some baseballs.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

jesus joc

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



those are some dingers holy poo poo

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
the HRD makes me jealous of these teams that have big bats like this.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Retail Slave posted:

There are no happier kids in Ohio than the ones in the OF right now. 10-year-old me would have shot my grandmother for an opportunity like that.

Terrible grandchild

Smashlampjaw
Aug 16, 2008

MANLEY SMASHBALL

Sexual Pushups
Jul 14, 2002

Joc just dropped his hairless nuts onto the table

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
jesus gently caress yeah that was up there.

Doom Sleigher
Dec 29, 2004



drat I'm getting the feeling Pujols is gonna get stomped

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Poque posted:

you monster.

I don't have a ton of faith that Kris can mash this much. Joc is the next best option.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Bumming Your Scene posted:

drat I'm getting the feeling Pujols is gonna get stomped

I hope he is ground into the dust

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


Smashlampjaw posted:

MANLEY SMASHBALL

JOC VANDERHUGE

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Bumming Your Scene posted:

drat I'm getting the feeling Pujols is gonna get stomped

stomp a Pujol and walk it dry

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


right before the first pitch, david eckstein is going to cash in his world series mvp briefcase and replace pujols

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^⩊^=

I can't be the only Cubs fan praying Bryant doesn't hurt himself. :ohdear:

Doom Sleigher
Dec 29, 2004



I thought he had blonde hair. -1 handsome point

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^⩊^=

Bumming Your Scene posted:

I thought he had blonde hair. -1 handsome point

Whatever you say, Hitler

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I can't be the only Cubs fan praying Bryant doesn't hurt himself. :ohdear:

Diggin the new avatar.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Mike should've spent twenty more years practicing for this imho

Shadow Ninja 64
May 21, 2007

"I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."


Bryant's dad is throwin poo poo that dips too much.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^⩊^=

Popete posted:

Diggin the new avatar.

Chicago's handsomest athlete got traded, so I had to shift to the second-handsomest.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Bryant's dad loving sucks.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Bryant ain't getting good stuff to hit. Dads trying to strike him out.

Reformed Pissboy
Nov 6, 2003

code:
S
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  L
   F
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     B
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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
get your poo poo together bryantdad

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

This format kinda hurts Bryant because he's hitting them so high

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Chicago's handsomest athlete got traded, so I had to shift to the second-handsomest.

I assume this in regards to your Ditka avatar.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
"I know where my son likes his home run pitches....low and inside!"

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^⩊^=

"DAAAAAAAAD, COME OOONNNNNNNN!"

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
I hope Pujols hits zero and Kris advances because someone else has an even sadder showing.

alpha_destroy
Mar 23, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night
lol the Cubs are a disappointment once again.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Get one or two more in BONUS TIME and he's got a chance

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Pretty decent considering the poo poo his dad is throwing him

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


cubs blow at this bring back sammy

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