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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > SHUT THE FUCK UP BERMAN (DINGERFEST 2k15)

Shadow Ninja 64: May 21, 2007; "I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."

They got a DJ to provide some sick beats while they introduce 8 dudes who lost their day off due to hitting baseballs too hard too often.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 00:01

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# ¿ Jan 19, 2025 00:48

Shadow Ninja 64: May 21, 2007; "I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."

R.D. Mangles posted:

gently caress you cubs

hehe

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 00:02

Shadow Ninja 64: May 21, 2007; "I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."

It will rain dingers

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 00:03

Shadow Ninja 64: May 21, 2007; "I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."

The sad truth of dingers: sometimes they just don't come.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 00:13

Shadow Ninja 64: May 21, 2007; "I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."

C. Everett Koop posted:

much like penises hence wy only tits are allowed on tv

There will be approx 100 commercials just for this topic during this event

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 00:15

Shadow Ninja 64: May 21, 2007; "I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."

Bonus time is actually ok but it'd be better if it was Multiball like pinball instead.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 00:19

Shadow Ninja 64: May 21, 2007; "I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."

DeepDickPizza posted:

I thought the rules were that you get 30 seconds extra for each dinger over 420, with a maximum of 60 seconds.

They changed it to what they just did, with 2 over 425 feet giving 30 seconds.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 00:20

Shadow Ninja 64: May 21, 2007; "I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."

DeepDickPizza posted:

Was that the change they made due to the possible bad weather?

I think they also cut rounds down from 5 minutes to 4? I dunno.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 00:21

Shadow Ninja 64: May 21, 2007; "I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."

White dude in suit sensually stroking Junior's back

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 00:24

Shadow Ninja 64: May 21, 2007; "I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."

He just did a Hawk Harrelson

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 00:32

Shadow Ninja 64: May 21, 2007; "I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."

This man has a grudge against baseballs

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 00:43

Shadow Ninja 64: May 21, 2007; "I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."

MassaShowtime posted:

i'm glad berman took a toilet break or wherever the gently caress he went

He went back back back back back to the concession stand for another round of nachos.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 01:01

Shadow Ninja 64: May 21, 2007; "I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Has Berman made up any Jeff "Brown Paper" Bagwell type nicknames yet?

He revisited Albert "Winnie the" Pujols but I don't think I've heard any others.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 01:03

Shadow Ninja 64: May 21, 2007; "I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."

Bryant's dad is throwin poo poo that dips too much.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 01:14

Shadow Ninja 64: May 21, 2007; "I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."

Man this dude crushes balls

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 02:19

Shadow Ninja 64: May 21, 2007; "I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."

Famous for holding a ton of balls in his hand

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 02:29

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# ¿ Jan 19, 2025 00:48

Shadow Ninja 64: May 21, 2007; "I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."

A Good HRD, who woulda thought

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 02:33

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