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Shadow Ninja 64
May 21, 2007

"I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."




They got a DJ to provide some sick beats while they introduce 8 dudes who lost their day off due to hitting baseballs too hard too often.

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Shadow Ninja 64
May 21, 2007

"I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."




R.D. Mangles posted:

gently caress you cubs

hehe

Shadow Ninja 64
May 21, 2007

"I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."




It will rain dingers

Shadow Ninja 64
May 21, 2007

"I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."




The sad truth of dingers: sometimes they just don't come.

Shadow Ninja 64
May 21, 2007

"I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."




C. Everett Koop posted:

much like penises hence wy only tits are allowed on tv

There will be approx 100 commercials just for this topic during this event

Shadow Ninja 64
May 21, 2007

"I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."




Bonus time is actually ok but it'd be better if it was Multiball like pinball instead.

Shadow Ninja 64
May 21, 2007

"I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."




DeepDickPizza posted:

I thought the rules were that you get 30 seconds extra for each dinger over 420, with a maximum of 60 seconds.

They changed it to what they just did, with 2 over 425 feet giving 30 seconds.

Shadow Ninja 64
May 21, 2007

"I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."




DeepDickPizza posted:

Was that the change they made due to the possible bad weather?

I think they also cut rounds down from 5 minutes to 4? I dunno.

Shadow Ninja 64
May 21, 2007

"I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."




White dude in suit sensually stroking Junior's back

Shadow Ninja 64
May 21, 2007

"I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."




He just did a Hawk Harrelson

Shadow Ninja 64
May 21, 2007

"I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."




This man has a grudge against baseballs

Shadow Ninja 64
May 21, 2007

"I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."




MassaShowtime posted:

i'm glad berman took a toilet break or wherever the gently caress he went

He went back back back back back to the concession stand for another round of nachos.

Shadow Ninja 64
May 21, 2007

"I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."




Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Has Berman made up any Jeff "Brown Paper" Bagwell type nicknames yet?

He revisited Albert "Winnie the" Pujols but I don't think I've heard any others.

Shadow Ninja 64
May 21, 2007

"I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."




Bryant's dad is throwin poo poo that dips too much.

Shadow Ninja 64
May 21, 2007

"I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."




Man this dude crushes balls

Shadow Ninja 64
May 21, 2007

"I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."




Famous for holding a ton of balls in his hand

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Shadow Ninja 64
May 21, 2007

"I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."




A Good HRD, who woulda thought

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