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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > SHUT THE FUCK UP BERMAN (DINGERFEST 2k15)

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I can't be the only Cubs fan praying Bryant doesn't hurt himself.

Diggin the new avatar.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 02:13

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# ¿ Oct 15, 2024 22:08

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Bryant ain't getting good stuff to hit. Dads trying to strike him out.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 02:15

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Chicago's handsomest athlete got traded, so I had to shift to the second-handsomest.

I assume this in regards to your Ditka avatar.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 02:15

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Ouch, his dad kinda mucked that up.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 02:18

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Of course Bryant has to go up against Albert "The Rock" Pujols.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 02:19

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Ok this is going well.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 02:21

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Pujols is hitting balls at his head.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 02:23

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

That was after 0, bullshit.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 02:24

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

I know its been said a million times. But the ESPN announcers are miserable, I would watch with no sound but dingers sound too sweet.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 03:02

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Ok Jocs brother is pretty cool

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 03:05

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Poop holes can't beat the Joc

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 03:07

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Joc Jams is cool

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 03:09

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Grittybeard posted:

I wish I'd thought up that excuse for having no power when I played, I had some sweaty rear end hands playing in the summer.

It's humid as hell here in Chicago. I went to the batting cages after work and the bat was slipping out of my hands after only a couple rounds. Like holding a pool noodle.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 03:10

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

The camera tracks the ball to closely as it is. Id prefer if they had a broader stationary camera view so you could see the ball off the bat and into the stands.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 03:15

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

DeepDickPizza posted:

stop booing this beautiful ball-murderer you loving hillbillies

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 03:17

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Hes no Cespedes/Fielder but Joc can jam.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 03:18

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

bandman posted:

HOW IS JOC STILL HITTING THESE? His arms have got to be about to fall the gently caress off.

Honestly this is the most impressive part of this new format. I couldn't even hold a bat at this point.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 03:20

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Joc for the love of God go stick your arms in liquid nitrogen right now.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 03:22

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Chevy progressively showing us the murder of some poor sap. I guess that's one way to advertise cars.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 03:25

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

All movies and sports events should be banned from using that "all that power" song, its been beaten to death.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 03:26

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Metapod posted:

Give these men some aluminum bats

This is wrong for many reasons. Feel bad.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 03:28

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Wow I didn't think it would even be close.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 03:31

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Wowie, awwwww man. Poor Joc.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 03:32

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Oh gently caress hahahaha

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 03:32

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Haha, loving cameraman making every swing look like a homer

It's driving me crazy. Zoom all the way in on the ball.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 03:33

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Awwwww man, poor Joc.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 03:33

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

DeepDickPizza posted:

That was a pretty drat fun derby even if the wrong guy won.

But Bryant won our hearts.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 03:35

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Oh wow the GMs of two huge conglomerates! What an honor!

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 03:36

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

His mom is great

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 03:39

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# ¿ Oct 15, 2024 22:08

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

AsInHowe posted:

In 2018, this will be at Marlins Park.

So a total of 3 homeruns all from Stanton.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 03:40

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