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Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
This new format is kinda livened things up - berman still sucks; water wet.

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Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

mattfl posted:

They did the golf tournament this year and it was loving horrible.

What was so bad about it? I didn't watch one second of it but I'm curious...

Besides Joe Fuckin Buck, of course.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

mattfl posted:

they had pro tracer everywhere and mics on the players/caddies a lot of the time.

Ohhhhh maaaaaaaaaan I bet all the cranky, old, white hair, purist tv-watching folk were *literally shaking* at putting pro tracer on for everything :getin:

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Shear Modulus posted:

how many points if they hit the jumbotron

None but extra fireworks shoot out and the announcer says boomshakalaka and tracers fly off your bat.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

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- FUCK THE HABS -
jesus gently caress yeah that was up there.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Popete posted:

Bryant ain't getting good stuff to hit. Dads trying to strike him out.

"You ain't no son of mine if'n ya can't hit these meatballs I'm putting up for you." :clint:

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
"HERE'S ANOTHER ONE!!!! ....errr maybe not"

oh berman you're awful. :allears:

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
wtf why did the stream just cut to commercial?

ed: weird.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

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- FUCK THE HABS -
please beat puljos

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

ALFbrot posted:

abelrt puljos

allbrecht pullhose

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

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- FUCK THE HABS -
poo poo. poo poo.


shiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
oh wow my feed is way behind.


Also Berman has no depth perception.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

ALFbrot posted:

Keep the format for next year, ditch the gently caress out of "balls gotta land" rule


edit: wait I'm coming at that wrong - I was thinking clock you were talking about next-pitch duuuuuuurp

Duke Chin fucked around with this message at 03:16 on Jul 14, 2015

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
We're about to watch a man's forearms and shoulders literally explode like someone shook up and popped the top on a 6' tall can of blood soda.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

R.D. Mangles posted:

joc pedersen looks like the olderst brother on home improvement

The most punchable Taylor

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

streetlamp posted:

replace the kids with a bunch of dogs

Keep the kids just add dogs.



Mental stability and disposition of dogs notwithstanding.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Squall posted:

Todd Frazier nearly killed a man.

"Pitch them better ya poo poo. Also mom likes me more."

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
Yep. It's official.



New format best format.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

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- FUCK THE HABS -
hey no showboatin' you're disrespecting the (totally made up) game :colbert:







hah jk that was fun

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
A bowl full of nasty salsa or whatever in front of three fat dudes.


ESPN

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

tarlibone posted:

One thing I think would be hilarious would be an all-pitcher bunt derby. Get some rookies or AAA players for designated runners on 1st, and watch the antidingers!

"WELCOME TO THE 2016 NATIONWIDE INSURANCE BEST BUNT CHALLENGE THAT BALL IS GOING BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK OHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh JUST rolls behind homeplate!"

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
The Legends & kinda-sorta-I-guess-if-you-squint-they're-celebrities game. :shrug:



No Corbin Bernsen no deal. :colbert:

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp time to put this poo poo on mute - this EEEEEEEYUK YUK YUK ZANY TIMES play by play schmuck is loving atrocious.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
WHIPLASH guys I said WHIPLASH did I mention WHIPLASH he was in a movie called WHIPLASH I hope he doesn't get WHIPLASH from running so fast like a WHIPLASH

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

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I mean, he could have at least made a rushing or dragging joke IT'S NOT THAT HARD

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

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Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Jokes about drummers are quite rudimentary

See? Not that hard. :hfive:

Also that hunger games dude is loving tiny

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

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- FUCK THE HABS -

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D. posted:

Whiplash is a good film btw.

As a drummer I was able to suspend my disbelief enough to be able to enjoy this movie cause JK Simmons loving owned in it. I'm pretty much down w/ never seeing another movie w/ miles teller in it, though. Dude is a poor man's whiny ralph macchio

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
oh poo poo he's sizzafe

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

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- FUCK THE HABS -

Bruce Kison posted:

it's a dizzouble

I agrizzo yeah that doesn't work :suicide:

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

DeepDickPizza posted:

Ok, that Herby Fully Loaded pun was pretty good.

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh but... :agreed:

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

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- FUCK THE HABS -
One love: One out.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
Jordin Sparks built like a high school softball player. All the power in her swing is down there

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

DeepDickPizza posted:

I hate that they truncate this stuff. Seriously, this is way more fun than Sportscenter highlights and you have two other ESPNs for that poo poo already.

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D. posted:

The Legends and Celebs softball game has long been my favorite part of the Allstar festivities.

It's like the Alumi game just before the NHL Winter Classic the last few seasons - they've almost been better than the real game. Funnier, too. I love toque's-on-goalie-helmets.



Nice catch Boooooooooooone

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
Mack LeMore playing True to the Blue™ like any good Mariner should.





:sigh:

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
Kinda looked like snoop got him on the bizzutt

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
Yep, definitely a day/not a primetime game

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

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- FUCK THE HABS -

DeepDickPizza posted:

Pathetic baserunning, 14 year old girl.

In true chewed-up former disney channel star fashion I expect her to be slammin' some blow and getting DUI's any month now.

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Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
Aww I missed the Griffey-to-Griffey pitch at the beginning. :3:

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