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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > SHUT THE FUCK UP BERMAN (DINGERFEST 2k15)
 
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ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
 Haha Rizzo was like "No pressure, I got eight!" all arrogant, now he's like "oh"

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ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
 Let Griffey hit

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ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I don't think he was like that at all!

It was a faux arrogance, but still

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ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
 2 commercials in a 45 second timeout

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ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
 Did he say it like he just had a stroke, Berman? Or he was really sleepy?

"my.. sons.. want to see me do .. this"

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ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
 Todd Frazier would win this poo poo so loving easily if he brought a Pirates pitcher to throw to him

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ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
 Haha, did you see that stat at the bottom

"Machado has hit one HR of at least 430 feet in his career (first round opponent J. Pederson has 11 such HR this season)"

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ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
 This format is way better, holy moly this is actually marginally interesting to watch

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ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
 I hate Berman but I love how terrible he is as predicting distance

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ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
 I want a kid to leap up and rob a home run in a derby someday

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ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

Goetta posted:

Uh can we please trade Cueto for this guy thanks

the pitcher?

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ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
 Haha Cubs

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ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
 Did you know: first hitter gonna win this time

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ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

ALFbrot posted:

Did you know: first hitter gonna win this time

jinxed

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ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

Duke Chin posted:

please beat puljos

abelrt puljos

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ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

DeepDickPizza posted:

"He's gotta hurry here. Go Goooo!"

Shut up, Karl. He's following the rules.

Frazier isn't, it seems to be working for him

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ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

Moneyball posted:

Albutt Pooholes

Huge take

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ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
 "He's halfway to Joc Pederson MAKE IT LESS THAN HALF"

oh boomer

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ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
 Keep the format for next year, ditch the gently caress out of "balls gotta land" rule

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ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
 This poo poo is gonna be over by 10:30! God bless the new format

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ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
 OH AND HE SAVES THIS LIGHT TOWER FOORRRR

*ball hits warning track*

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ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
 I would be aiming at the DJ if I were him

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ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
 Congrats to Joc Pederson, derby champ

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ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
 YHaha Boom you dumb motherfucker

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ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
 Holy loving poo poo

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ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

ALFbrot posted:

Holy loving poo poo
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ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
 Ok, so hopefully Frazier used up all his remaining homers for the year so he doesn't hit 15 more against Pittsburgh in the second half

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