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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > SHUT THE FUCK UP BERMAN (DINGERFEST 2k15)

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

Bryant/Rizzo finals plz

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 00:05

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# ¿ Dec 1, 2023 09:12

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

The Head and Shoulders Flake Free Zone™

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 00:11

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

There we go. Crushed that one.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 00:15

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

Berman can't count

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 00:17

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

will_colorado posted:

ESPN and their piss-poor camera work

It'd be nice if we could see the normal angle they show in literally every baseball game.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 00:19

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

Welp Rizzo's done.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 00:21

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

ALFbrot posted:

Haha Rizzo was like "No pressure, I got eight!" all arrogant

I don't think he was like that at all!

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 00:24

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

R.D. Mangles posted:

they should do an old timer's version so they can bring out piazza to hit zero home runs like a chump

Jason Bay

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 00:28

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

will_colorado posted:

add two brackets and 4 minor league guys to this if MLB keeps this format.

Schwarber should be in for being the futures game MVP

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 00:29

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

Hoping Frazier gets a big goose egg for the home crowd.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 00:31

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

oh my god Berman just did a loving Hawk impression :ughh:

:ughh:

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 00:32

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

DeepDickPizza posted:

What the gently caress? Berman's stealing Hawk's obnoxious catchphrases now?

I hope he tosses out a "YOU GOTTA BE BLEEPIN KIDDIN ME" for a huge homer

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 00:33

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

Audience member Jeffrey Maier'd it

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 00:34

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

It's so much easier rooting for Prince now that he's no longer a Brewer :allears:

:allears:

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 00:35

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

Frazier's brother is throwing perfect meatballs down the middle.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 00:41

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

R.D. Mangles posted:

Only America would put timeouts in a dinger contest

45 seconds is just enough time to order a pizza

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 00:42

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

I want to hear some audible player cursing

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 00:43

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

Goodnight, sweet Prince

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 00:46

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

I hope Machado's backswing hits the catcher in the head and the benches clear

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 00:54

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

"IS THAT MACHALSA?!?!" :haw:

:haw:

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 00:55

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

GZA Genius posted:

Can someone fill me in on the bonus time rule?

If you hit at least one over 420 feet, you get an extra 30 seconds, I believe.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 00:57

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

Has Berman made up any Jeff "Brown Paper" Bagwell type nicknames yet?

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 01:02

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

Want a Joc/Bryant rookie final now

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 01:04

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

I can't be the only Cubs fan praying Bryant doesn't hurt himself. :ohdear:

:ohdear:

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 01:11

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

Bumming Your Scene posted:

I thought he had blonde hair. -1 handsome point

Whatever you say, Hitler

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 01:12

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

Popete posted:

Diggin the new avatar.

Chicago's handsomest athlete got traded, so I had to shift to the second-handsomest.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 01:14

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

"DAAAAAAAAD, COME OOONNNNNNNN!"

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 01:16

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

Bryant's gonna win the derby by never reaching 10 homers in any round.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 01:21

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

At least I can stop worrying about them hurting themselves.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 01:25

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

streetlamp posted:

need some NBA refs out here

He still had 30 seconds of bonus time, so it's pretty much a moot point.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 01:31

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

Abel Wingnut posted:

yea for maybe the next 10 years until the cardinals draft him and he becomes the greatest hitter in the history of the game

Maybe he'll end up like Ted Williams' son.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 01:31

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

Choooooooookin'

e: haha there we go

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 01:44

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

Going second appears to be a distinct advantage!

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 01:45

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

Abel Wingnut posted:

hasd every first hitter lost? i think so, right?

Yep. Chalk is boring.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 01:45

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

Goetta posted:

Eric Davis also owns

I miss Billy Hatcher and Chris Sabo. I wonder how well a corked bat would do in the home run derby.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 01:48

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

gently caress Cancer :patriot:

:patriot:

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 01:52

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

R.D. Mangles posted:

want to hear more about those big thick bats

:agreed:

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 01:56

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

DeepDickPizza posted:

Frazier vs. Pujols is going to be the biggest wet fart

Pujols is gonna ruin everything because once a Cardinal, always a Cardinal.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 01:57

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

I think Joc's found his swing.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 01:58

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# ¿ Dec 1, 2023 09:12

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

Abel Wingnut posted:

joc is what i thought jay bruce would turn into

When winning the derby ruins his swing forever, he probably will turn into Jay Bruce.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 02:02

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