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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003




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Bryant/Rizzo finals plz

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The Head and Shoulders Flake Free Zone™

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Dec 25, 2003




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There we go. Crushed that one.

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Dec 25, 2003




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Berman can't count

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will_colorado posted:

ESPN and their piss-poor camera work

It'd be nice if we could see the normal angle they show in literally every baseball game.

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Dec 25, 2003




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Welp Rizzo's done.

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ALFbrot posted:

Haha Rizzo was like "No pressure, I got eight!" all arrogant

I don't think he was like that at all!

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R.D. Mangles posted:

they should do an old timer's version so they can bring out piazza to hit zero home runs like a chump

Jason Bay

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will_colorado posted:

add two brackets and 4 minor league guys to this if MLB keeps this format.

Schwarber should be in for being the futures game MVP

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Dec 25, 2003




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Hoping Frazier gets a big goose egg for the home crowd.

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Dec 25, 2003




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oh my god Berman just did a loving Hawk impression :ughh:

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DeepDickPizza posted:

What the gently caress? Berman's stealing Hawk's obnoxious catchphrases now?

I hope he tosses out a "YOU GOTTA BE BLEEPIN KIDDIN ME" for a huge homer

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Audience member Jeffrey Maier'd it

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It's so much easier rooting for Prince now that he's no longer a Brewer :allears:

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Dec 25, 2003




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Frazier's brother is throwing perfect meatballs down the middle.

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R.D. Mangles posted:

Only America would put timeouts in a dinger contest

45 seconds is just enough time to order a pizza

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I want to hear some audible player cursing

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Goodnight, sweet Prince

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I hope Machado's backswing hits the catcher in the head and the benches clear

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"IS THAT MACHALSA?!?!" :haw:

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GZA Genius posted:

Can someone fill me in on the bonus time rule?

If you hit at least one over 420 feet, you get an extra 30 seconds, I believe.

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Dec 25, 2003




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Has Berman made up any Jeff "Brown Paper" Bagwell type nicknames yet?

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Want a Joc/Bryant rookie final now

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I can't be the only Cubs fan praying Bryant doesn't hurt himself. :ohdear:

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Bumming Your Scene posted:

I thought he had blonde hair. -1 handsome point

Whatever you say, Hitler

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Popete posted:

Diggin the new avatar.

Chicago's handsomest athlete got traded, so I had to shift to the second-handsomest.

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Dec 25, 2003




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"DAAAAAAAAD, COME OOONNNNNNNN!"

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Dec 25, 2003




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Bryant's gonna win the derby by never reaching 10 homers in any round.

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At least I can stop worrying about them hurting themselves.

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streetlamp posted:

need some NBA refs out here



He still had 30 seconds of bonus time, so it's pretty much a moot point.

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Abel Wingnut posted:

yea for maybe the next 10 years until the cardinals draft him and he becomes the greatest hitter in the history of the game

Maybe he'll end up like Ted Williams' son.

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Dec 25, 2003




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Choooooooookin'

e: haha there we go

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Going second appears to be a distinct advantage!

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Abel Wingnut posted:

hasd every first hitter lost? i think so, right?

Yep. Chalk is boring.

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Goetta posted:

Eric Davis also owns

I miss Billy Hatcher and Chris Sabo. I wonder how well a corked bat would do in the home run derby.

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gently caress Cancer :patriot:

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R.D. Mangles posted:

want to hear more about those big thick bats

:agreed:

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DeepDickPizza posted:

Frazier vs. Pujols is going to be the biggest wet fart

Pujols is gonna ruin everything because once a Cardinal, always a Cardinal.

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I think Joc's found his swing.

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Abel Wingnut posted:

joc is what i thought jay bruce would turn into

When winning the derby ruins his swing forever, he probably will turn into Jay Bruce.

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