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 Welcome fans! This is Dan Dierdorc broadcasting to you live, via cantrip. Here at Fantasy Sports News, we're committed to bringing you insightful, cutting edge commentary to keep you up on all your favorites here at the TOURNAMENT OF HEROES! Up first, we have the infamous 'King of the Hill' event. Fun fact for those of you at home, an orc has never won this particular event! Many attribute that to a certain level of bias inherent in the Regulamancers referring this match, but that's not for this announcer to say! Folks, this is the perfect challenge to warm us up here at the arena! What most people don't know is that there's an intelligence test required during arena auditions, instituted after a game of wits stumped the contestants for two weeks, bringing the games to a halt. It looks like the games have begun, as most of our contestants have begun scrambling towards the center of the arena in an obvious attempt to grab a tool to help them across the obstacles. You know, back in my day, with challenges like this we didn't dance around trying to find the best way to do a thing, we just did it. One time, I jammed a Merman's skull into a lock until it opened. Can't argue with results! It remains to be seen whether our contestants will use the tools that have been provided for them to construct some kind of long noose, but yours truly is hopeful! You can expect everything and anything at the TOURNAMENT OF HEROES, brought to you by Elminster Brand Deli Meats, with the taste of Forgotten Realms!
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