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Pron on VHS posted:If the Chiefs win a playoff game I'll get whatever goons want tattooed in my armpit area for under 100 bucks. No hate speech or lewd images. ANDY REID LOVES GOLDEN CORRAL
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It'll be in the area the hair grows, I'll get that poo poo waxed beforehand. This is only for this coming season!
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Here's my loving toxx. We will win 9 games this year. If we do not, and win 8 or fewer games, I will make a video of myself singing the fight song of whoever quotes this while doing one shot for every game that we lose. Six losses equals six shots, etc etc.
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Ross Angeles posted:Here's my loving toxx.
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Ross Angeles posted:Here's my loving toxx. quoting this in case flikken dies before answering ross
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If the Raiders sweep the Chargers I will buy a Philip Rivers Jersey and recreate the video where he talks about saving his virginity until marriage in a shot for shot remake and post the YouTube video here
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Ross Angeles posted:What school do you root for Kent State University
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Flikken posted:Kent State University Done.
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If Seattle makes a third consecutive Super Bowl I will commemorate it with a tattoo no larger than my hand, though I reserve the right to get something bigger if I find a really cool one. This tattoo won't be hidden on my rear end cheek or anything lame like that either. If we make the postseason I'll start coming up with poo poo.  Febreeze posted:If Eli throws 5 ints in a game again, I will draw him farting in my face while eating a rocket pop Go... Giants? 
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Chichevache posted:If Seattle makes a third consecutive Super Bowl I will commemorate it with a tattoo no larger than my hand, though I reserve the right to get something bigger if I find a really cool one. This tattoo won't be hidden on my rear end cheek or anything lame like that either. If we make the postseason I'll start coming up with poo poo. May I design said tattoo?
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WugLyfe posted:May I design said tattoo? You can certainly submit one that I will absolutely consider! I'm torn between trying a very serious take on the Hapsburg crest as a Seahawk:  or just doing a ridiculously cartoonish smughawk.  Of course none of this will matter when the Giants stomp us in the divisional round on their way to making Tom Brady a joke.
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in the vein of how I ended up with this username after the 2013 NHL playoffs, if the New England Asterisks fail to secure 12 wins in the upcoming season, I will graciously accept and pay for a terrible humiliating username/title/avatar combo. I'll keep that combo until at least the end of the 2016 regular season. goes to the first person to either claim the rights to choose my fate or the first person to remember this poo poo in December lol EDIT: crazy catchall - if nobody claims it and/or nobody remembers and I DON'T make it obvious in some way that my toxx hasn't been fulfilled in an attempt to hide it, I will be banned barnold fucked around with this message at 14:31 on Jul 16, 2015 |
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If the Skins don't get over 5 wins this season I will continue to hate life and myself for following this dumb team.
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Febreeze posted:If Eli throws 5 ints in a game again, I will draw him farting in my face while eating a rocket pop Edit: nvm
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Chichevache posted:You can certainly submit one that I will absolutely consider! I'm torn between trying a very serious take on the Hapsburg crest as a Seahawk: This looks like a fun way to teach myself Illustrator. I was going to design a garish Brady head with watercolor fireworks behind it and Sailor Jerry text "Firework."
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If the 49ers win more than 8 games, I'll change my avatar from a Marshawn Lynch centaur to a Colin Kaepernick fawn.
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If the titans make the playoffs I will buy a mariota jersey and wear it while grilling/eating a pineapple and a duck. I will also donate ten flocks of ducks to some people in Bangladesh. http://www.heifer.org/gift-catalog/animals-nutrition/flock-of-ducks-donation.html
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If the Bills make the playoffs I'll record a Bills themed mixtape with one track for every one of their wins before the 2016 season starts.
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If Georgia Tech wins the ACC and beats Georgia I will buy five swarms of bees for some people in Guatemala. http://www.heifer.org/gift-catalog/animals-nutrition/honeybees-donation.html
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WugLyfe posted:This looks like a fun way to teach myself Illustrator. If I got a Brady tattoo I would reserve the right to put his mouth on my butthole. 
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If the Lions win a playoff game, for one whole year none of my posts will contain the letter 'e'. Abbreviations and contractions of words containing 'e' will also be prohibited; for example, 'QB' (quarterback) and 'NFL' (National Football League) won't fly. If the Lions win the Super Bowl, for one whole year the only vowels I will use will be 'i' and 'o'.
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Chichevache posted:If I got a Brady tattoo I would reserve the right to put his mouth on my butthole. It'd be appropriate wrt letting out air, anyway. Or maybe have Brady on a buttcheek and a football on your rear end in a top hat.
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If Texas A&M doesn't get at least the same number of SEC wins as last year (3) I will change my avatar to something Longhorn related. If the Lions make the Super Bowl I will buy a Matthew Stafford jersey. If they win it I'll also buy a Megatron jersey.
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Renewing my annual If the Bengals win the superbowl I never say anything negative about football or any of the players, coaches, management, etc. on SA ever again.Only exception is that I can be as vitriolic as I want if there's credible news about the possibility of Cinci losing the Bengals.
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I'll give  to St. Jude for each titan winEdit: Chichevache posted:Ties should count double. Fine ties are $20 Metapod fucked around with this message at 06:25 on Jul 23, 2015 |
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Metapod posted:I'll give Ties should count double.
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Repeatin' my Toxx from last year. If Rashed Hageman gets 10+ sacks in 2015, I'm buying his Jersey for me and Shath hole If The Falcons Finish the year with 50+ sacks, I'll donate 100 dollars to Children's Healthcare of Atlanta
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If Tim Tebow is made the official starter of the Philadelphia Eagles at QB at any point this season I will accept whatever punishment* is decided upon by the forum in that week's Aftermath thread *-nothing financially extravagant or irl humiliating please.
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If the packers win the SB, I will donate 100 dollars to North Memorial Medical Center, Robbinsdale
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This is absolutely going to gently caress me isn't it
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Mel Mudkiper posted:This is absolutely going to gently caress me isn't it We can only hope
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Mel Mudkiper posted:If Tim Tebow is made the official starter of the Philadelphia Eagles at QB at any point this season I will accept whatever punishment* is decided upon by the forum in that week's Aftermath thread So all we have are internet humiliations or cheap punishments? Video of you wearing a Tebow Jersey donating money to whatever charity he has to promote virginity.
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Mel Mudkiper posted:This is absolutely going to gently caress me isn't it TebOWNS, so yeah.
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Mel Mudkiper posted:This is absolutely going to gently caress me isn't it Hey, have faith—maybe we come up with something hilarious that isn't terrible or godawful.
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WugLyfe posted:Hey, have faith—maybe we come up with something hilarious that isn't terrible or godawful. I originally was going to make it whoever quotes me first but I figured all of y'all might be funnier than one of y'all
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I vote for a handwritten note to Tebow explaining your history with him, guaranteeing a donation to his charity if he responds.
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I think you should only be allowed to watch Broncos games instead of Steelers games from now on, personally.
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buy a tebow jersey and upload a video explaining how/why he is better than every single player on the steelers roster, one by one
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Eifert Posting posted:I vote for a handwritten note to Tebow explaining your history with him, guaranteeing a donation to his charity if he responds. Do this anyway
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