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ulmont posted:...as a Packer. His first NFL throw was as a Falcon. He threw 2 picks and 0 completions with the Falcons.
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marioinblack posted:He threw 2 picks and 0 completions with the Falcons. He REEEEEEEEEEALLY didn't want to play here.
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marioinblack posted:He threw 2 picks and 0 completions with the Falcons. ...and the first pick, Favre's first NFL pass, was a pick-6.
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TurboFlamingChicken posted:I'll take a page outta WugLyfe's book and do a similar Toxx: Sincerely hope you're enjoying a delicious Z Man or steak after Thursday.
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I'm half hoping the Bills game goes south to have an excuse to eat buffalo wings that aren't simply franks'n'butta
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Parmesan Basil posted:
http://gfycat.com/PlumpUnpleasantAfricanhornbill I'm tired as gently caress but I think I got one.
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Chromatic posted:http://gfycat.com/PlumpUnpleasantAfricanhornbill That's only 26ish from scrimmage but Parm didn't specify. So call it 35 bucks to a charity? Doctors without Borders is my vote.
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Chromatic posted:http://gfycat.com/PlumpUnpleasantAfricanhornbill That looks like it goes at least 33 yards through the air in that gif. He throws at about the 42 and it is caught on the 25, or so. Grittybeard posted:That's only 26ish from scrimmage but Parm didn't specify. So call it 35 bucks to a charity? He said through the air, not from scrimmage.  Edit I vote that he donates to the Battered Women's Justice Project. Chichevache fucked around with this message at 10:15 on Sep 22, 2015 |
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Pro football reference calls it a 30 yard gain and the ball did travel further than 30 yards in the air so I think that's a swish. http://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/201509170kan.htm
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WugLyfe posted:I'm half hoping the Bills game goes south to have an excuse to eat buffalo wings that aren't simply franks'n'butta Had to look up food popular in Detroit and I guess it's Coney dogs. How fun.
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Chromatic posted:Pro football reference calls it a 30 yard gain and the ball did travel further than 30 yards in the air so I think that's a swish. Yeah I've been waiting for an actual stat place to call on this. The broadcast called it 29 so I thought I'd eke by. My wife's between jobs right now so as soon as that's settled I'll post a confirmation from Doctors Without Borders for $30. There's one!
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Dammit Parm, I may not always agree with you (3 years later and I'm starting to about Smith), but that was respectable.
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 if the Green Bay Packers do not make the playoffs this year I will compose an original song about our failures, with my dulcimer and voice alone. It'll be really bad.
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If the Jets makes the playoff I will write a minimum 1500 word erotic fanfiction of Fitzpatrick and Todd Bowles where Fitzy is a Harvard student and Bowles is a professor. Or it could be a college football player/coach scenario, whatever.
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FeedingHam2Cats posted:Nah, if the Browns beat the Ravens I'm already defeated 
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No Butt Stuff posted:Dammit Parm, I may not always agree with you (3 years later and I'm starting to about Smith), but that was respectable. Of course! I am a man of my word and will respect my prior agreements! (I certainly couldn't claim to be a Justice Poster if I didn't.)
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crossposted from the Andy Dalton thread.Cole posted:Andy Dalton is not an elite quarterback.
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The highest of stakes.
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NC-17 posted:The highest of stakes. It is when you consider the choking hazard.
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Chichevache posted:It is when you consider the choking hazard. If you can choke on alphabet soup, seek medical attention immediately.
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Chili my man...
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Chilichimp posted:If you can choke on alphabet soup, seek medical attention immediately. Only on Sunday nights. Does that mean it's in my head?
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Chilichimp posted:If you can choke on alphabet soup, seek medical attention immediately. It would be a mirror of Andy Dalton in the playoffs.
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If Sean Payton and Drew Brees (unless it's injury) leave New Orleans, ban me.
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Toxx Fulfillment Part I: Andrew Lucks Passing Gives Me the Runs So as promised every time the Broncos lose I would post a gastronomic journey into the world of food that is popular to the city that they lose to. This week it was Indianapolis, and as is no surprise, Indiana is known for deep fried, bland, uninteresting food. I am of course talking about fried pork tenderloin sandwiches. I have never had one until this point, and though not terrible, will probably never have one again. There are only like 3 places in Denver that even serve this poo poo, so I went to the closest Irish Pub (mostly because green is not gender specific and I was feeling particularly immasculated) with my buddy and sat down to what would more than likely be the second disappointment of the evening after watching the game. Quarter 1: Started off with a Guiness, which much to my surprise, they served at an Irish pub. It was like CJ Anderson: thick, black, and ultimately unsatisfying. While waiting to order my buddy and I started watching Sunday Night Football(TM) against our will as it was on every TV despite it being Dallas and Philly, though Al Michaels was already way more drunk than I was at that point which helped me feel better.  Quarter 2: While watching Demarco Murray play Russian roulette with his ACL, our food arrived. First was the potato soup, which was a thick, white, creamy substance, which I can't possibly think of a humorous analogy to explain it, so we will leave it at that.  Then came the sandwich, which reminds me nothing of Peyton because it had no noodles. It was pretty salty, like me during the game, but all in all not the worst thing. It was like having a chicken-fried steak on bread, kinda juicy, and really brought together by the dijon whateverthefuck stuff they put on it. I will be honest it was definitely better put together than our drat offensive line.  Quarter 3: At this point the game is tied at 7 at the half and I have just about lost it listening to Cris Collinsworth talk about how he wants to have Dez Bryant's illegitimate butt baby that I decide it is time to step the game up:  Quarter 4: So I ask my buddy if we can go to an arcade bar which he obliges only to realize that fucker didn't bring his ID, AGAIN! He doesn't drink, and apparently decides that if he gets in a serious accident we will never know because they cannot identify him. Son of a bitch, they don't check ID at the pub but they do at the arcade bar so there goes a whole evening of hijinks I would have outlined here. Anyway, I hope this was as uninteresting for you to read as it was for me to eat. At least if Denver loses next week I can handle some loving KC BBQ. And quality will not get better on future posts as I do not plan to do this very much. gently caress me if I have to eat Boston Clam Chowder week 12.
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For future reference a proper deep fried heart attack pork tenderloin should be approximately 4 times the surface area of the bun.
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I can't wait until the Broncos lose to the Raiders so you have to consume your own body weight in sketchy truck tacos and Bud Light.
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Thank you TurboFlamingChicken for bumping the thread and keeping your word!
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TurboFlamingChicken posted:Then came the sandwich, which reminds me nothing of Peyton because it had no noodles. It was pretty salty, like me during the game, but all in all not the worst thing. It was like having a chicken-fried steak on bread, kinda juicy, and really brought together by the dijon whateverthefuck stuff they put on it. I will be honest it was definitely better put together than our drat offensive line. That's a really underwhelming tenderloin sandwich. They're supposed to look more like this where it's ridiculous that a bun is even involved: 
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Grittybeard posted:That's a really underwhelming tenderloin sandwich. They're supposed to look more like this where it's ridiculous that a bun is even involved: Give me this
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Grittybeard posted:That's a really underwhelming tenderloin sandwich. They're supposed to look more like this where it's ridiculous that a bun is even involved: I would eat that
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God drat it they make them THAT big? I got screwed!
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Grittybeard posted:That's a really underwhelming tenderloin sandwich. They're supposed to look more like this where it's ridiculous that a bun is even involved: 
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It's probably cheating since it's late in the season and this is like betting on the chalk but if the patriots don't go 19-0 I'll pay for a fancy dinner of a poster of whatever team beats us. Ex: if the Bills beat us I'll buy you a hooters gift card. OR if you'd rather that money go to charity I will only donate half to charity Editbut I also get to choose what you eat
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4 RING SHRIMP posted:It's probably cheating since it's late in the season and this is like betting on the chalk but if the patriots don't go 19-0 I'll pay for a fancy dinner of a poster of whatever team beats us. Ex: if the Bills beat us I'll buy you a hooters gift card. OR if you'd rather that money go to charity I will only donate half to charity I will take my dinner in the form of a steak when the Falcons with the Superbowl.
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4 RING SHRIMP posted:It's probably cheating since it's late in the season and this is like betting on the chalk but if the patriots don't go 19-0 I'll pay for a fancy dinner of a poster of whatever team beats us. Ex: if the Bills beat us I'll buy you a hooters gift card. OR if you'd rather that money go to charity I will only donate half to charity Prepare to ship that to the UK when Chips Wild Ride de-rails the evil schemes.
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4 RING SHRIMP posted:It's probably cheating since it's late in the season and this is like betting on the chalk but if the patriots don't go 19-0 I'll pay for a fancy dinner of a poster of whatever team beats us. Ex: if the Bills beat us I'll buy you a hooters gift card. OR if you'd rather that money go to charity I will only donate half to charity Gonna go get some Sushi at Morimoto's place out in Napa after Seattle defeats you in the Revenge Bowl.
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