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George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this






Hey, since when does a game of mafia need 12 lynchbombs and a governor to be fun? Who says you need 8 superheroes, executioners and a nexus in order to get your mafia thrill buzzed? Who even needs a dayvig, nightvig and 2-shot cursed vig to feel the same edge you felt when you were just a child, watching the mafia moving pictures and wondering when you too could join their ranks!

Behold, an absurdly vanilla game of mafia for 14 players. It's still closed-setup, gotta retain a little WIFOM, but overall it's one of those games that will take you back to a simpler time, when organized crime impacted the streets, not just the House of Representatives.

Standard mafia rules apply. Don't be petty or make it personal.

Days will last 72 hours, at least at first, and nights will be 24. This may vary, of course. Thread will be closed at night. Don't post after hammer.

Sign-up sheet

1. uranus
2. Hazdoc
3. MC Eating Disorder
4. Poison Mushroom Look Under The Rock
5. chaoslord
6. Kashuno
7. EXAKT Science
8. Hiipfire
9. WHICH WAY MADNESS
10. Horsebanger
11. paradoxGentlemen
12. JakeP
13. Epsilon Plus
14. Scrap Dragon

George Kansas fucked around with this message at 14:27 on Jul 29, 2015

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derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

Okay.

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011



huh (not a sign up)

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this


MMM Whatchya Say posted:

huh (not a sign up)

I have decided to run a game without flavor, since in my last game my flavor was very time-consuming and it was looking to be that way again for my next.

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011



i just trying to figure out how sincere this op is

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this


MMM Whatchya Say posted:

i just trying to figure out how sincere this op is

It is sincere.

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

Woah send in out role pms before everyone has signed up is not exactly 'vanilla'

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Lipstick Apathy

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww if I didn't have a strict 1 game at a time rule and wasn't in 2 games already I would soo play this, I love vanilla setups. Props for running this though, its something we need more of!

Hazdoc
Nov 8, 2012

Muscovy Ducks are a large tropical breed, famous for their lean and extremely flavorful meat.

Hazduck!

~SMcD

I'll play. I sure hope I get vanilla townie!

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless


Down as gently caress

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this


Sweet. Only 11 more!

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?


Sure, count me in.

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011



Doin it

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this


Awesome. the recruiting has been kind of slow but there were a lot of mafia games that came up at once so it's no big deal.

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011



Oh wait there's probably not wifi at the cottage I'm going to nvm

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

MANIKIN MAN YOU COKCTEASE!!

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum




I'll help :toot:

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?


Grimey Drawer

One crazy as hell game and one vanilla as hell game. Sounds like a plan to me.

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this


Only 8 more! One day, one day soon, this game will get off the ground.

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale


I'm in assuming I die in one of my other games first.

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

spam it more

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES


I guess I'm down to play

WHICH WAY MADNESS
Apr 28, 2009

You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.


Put me in coach, I'm ready to play.

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this


:toot: only 5 away! :toot:

Horsebanger
Jun 25, 2009

Steering wheel! Hey! Steering wheel! Someone tell him to give it to me!


Yeah sure I'm in.

paradoxGentleman
Dec 10, 2013

wheres the jester, I could do with some pointless nonsense right about now



One's first experience should probably be as vanilla as possible, so this seems like a good game for me to join.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Lipstick Apathy

this still recruitin? im redy now

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this


Awesome. 2 more!

death cob for cutie
Dec 30, 2006

A dreadful undead cob of maize. Look, this one was probably a mistake. We're sorry.



okay sure thing

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this


Sweet! Only one more. If anybody needs to back out, please do so soon, before the game starts, so we can get a full 14. :)

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

##fartz

Scrap Dragon
Oct 6, 2013

SECRET TECHNIQUE:
DARK SHADOW
BLACK FALLEN ANGEL!




I'll play if you can't find anyone else to fill the last spot.

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

i might be scum this game everyone, i havent been in a while and laymans understanding of probabilities tells me my chances are increased

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this


Scrap Dragon posted:

I'll play if you can't find anyone else to fill the last spot.

No half measures dude. YOU'RE IN NOW.

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this


I'll send out role PMs soon. If anyone has any questions either pm them to me or post them in thread depending on the secrecy of the question.

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

Hello thread. I got my pm.

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this


Role PMs have been sent.

Day 1 starts now!

sample vt role pm

"You are Vanilla Town.

You win when all threats to town have been eliminated and at least one member of the town is alive."


btw all of your role pms were titled "Absurdly Vanilla Role PM" so don't try to use that to clear yourselves or w/e

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Lipstick Apathy

BottleKnight posted:

Role PMs have been sent.

Day 1 starts now!

sample vt role pm

"You are Vanilla Town.

You win when all threats to town have been eliminated and at least one member of the town is alive."


btw all of your role pms were titled "Absurdly Vanilla Role PM" so don't try to use that to clear yourselves or w/e

confirmed

votefinder
Jul 6, 2010

scoop scoop


Votecount for Day 1



Not Voting (14): chaoslord, Epsilon Plus, EXAKT Science, Hazdoc, HiipFire, Horsebanger, JakeP, Kashuno, MC Eating Disorder, paradoxGentleman, Poison Mushroom, Scrap Dragon, uranus, WHICH WAY MADNESS

With 14 alive, it's 8 votes to lynch. The current deadline is July 30th, 2015 at 9:30 p.m. EDT -- that's in about 3 days, 1 hour.

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EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale


confirming that I received my pm
only vanilla roles in this game, huh?
pretty sure that means we can't win just by fullclaiming day 1 :(

##vote derp for beating me to first post :argh:

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