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A Winner is Jew posted:Biden has always dropped the best insults in debates. I loving love you Joe Biden, I wish your life was less tragic. Also I love how The Onion was always really kind to him, making him out to be a cool, weird uncle figure
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A Winner is Jew posted:Biden has always dropped the best insults in debates. i have always thought this but didn't know this was said in public 
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Jul 17, 2015 19:33
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Joe Biden is a real american treasure and hero 
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Jul 17, 2015 19:36
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A Winner is Jew posted:Biden has always dropped the best insults in debates. I don't really like this one, it's obviously pre-written material he was just waiting for a good chance to use. In his Ryan debate he is just extremely well-informed and seems utterly comfortable with all his policies and knowledge, and Martha Raddatz has to hold him back from just spitting FACTS all the time. Then whenever Ryan tries to recite empty party slogans like a magic spell, Biden just looks over at him like "what the gently caress are you even talking about dude? Really??" then back to the moderator with a big grin "Haha can you loving believe this guy? Getta loada this!" That's what made "please proceed, governor" so devastating, it couldn't have been scripted or choreographed. Bernie Sanders is super well-informed too, and passionate and well-spoken about important issues of equality etc, but I just don't know if Bernie can express a fraction of the condescending disdain that Biden pulls off so well.
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Jul 17, 2015 19:48
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I can't find the clip, but there's some moment in the 2008 Dem primaries where everyone's asked their favorite Bible scriptures, and Biden says he likes the ones about Pharisees and says, "There's a lot of... Pharisees in Washington," and it was one of my first endearing memories of him.
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Jul 17, 2015 20:14
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Ralp posted:Bernie Sanders is super well-informed too, and passionate and well-spoken about important issues of equality etc, but I just don't know if Bernie can express a fraction of the condescending disdain that Biden pulls off so well. That's not Bernie's style. He just rips people another rear end in a top hat instead. So I look forward to debates if he can ream people with facts and sticks to the topics, which he always does. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPh-qGcYruw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCWXrMCGJT4 Biden is charismatic, and it worked for him against Paul Ryan because Paul Ryan has one of the most punchable faces I've seen while stammering republican rhetoric like a lost child in a shopping mall.
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Jul 17, 2015 21:48
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A Winner is Jew posted:Biden has always dropped the best insults in debates. Diamond Joe 2016 and ~*~4-EVA~*~
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Jul 17, 2015 21:59
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Lastgirl posted:That's not Bernie's style. He just rips people another rear end in a top hat instead. So I look forward to debates if he can ream people with facts and sticks to the topics, which he always does. I guess that's good for a presidential candidate, but he could probably use a running mate with a bit more panache... might I suggest, oh, Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.???
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Jul 17, 2015 23:30
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Ralp posted:I guess that's good for a presidential candidate, but he could probably use a running mate with a bit more panache... might I suggest, oh, Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.??? 
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Jul 17, 2015 23:39
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Biden has been a real treat, and I'm going to remember him fondly when it's all said and done.
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Jul 17, 2015 23:56
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hah, if biden was a republican d - d would never shut up about this, of course he gets a free pass for being on the same team.
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Jul 18, 2015 04:09
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that said biden owns
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Jul 18, 2015 04:10
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tsa posted:hah, if biden was a republican d - d would never shut up about this, of course he gets a free pass for being on the same team. Those animes had it coming.
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Jul 18, 2015 04:10
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Something Else posted:Edit: now that this is about JB, it's ok to bump. He'd make a great VP for Bernie
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Jul 18, 2015 05:13
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Jul 18, 2015 21:15
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If Joe Biden ran I would vote for him, but I totally get why he probably won't.
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Jul 18, 2015 23:38
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he can be vice president forever according to the constitution if he runs again
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Jul 19, 2015 00:52
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:turning the VP into a royal position held by the Biden Dynasty until the end of times would be a lot better than what it is currently But all of his children are dead.
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Jul 19, 2015 01:39
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Caithness posted:But all of his children are dead. His daughter Ashley and son Hunter as both still alive.
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Jul 19, 2015 01:52
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I thought about looking that up before making the joke but decided not to.
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Jul 19, 2015 04:03
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Top City Homo posted:he can be vice president forever according to the constitution Joe Biden runs as Bernie's VP, soon as he's back in the white house he starts reenacting onion articles.
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Jul 19, 2015 07:12
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:Joe Biden runs as Bernie's VP, soon as he's back in the white house he starts reenacting onion articles.
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Jul 19, 2015 07:55
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point of return posted:He would never reenact Onion articles. C'mon, man, he's a Corvette guy, not a Trans Am guy! I can definitely see him dicking around with a butterfly knife though.
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Jul 19, 2015 19:27
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Obama surprising Biden on his birthday with cupcakes Here is a biker chick getting some attention from the veep  Here is Biden pulling a James Bond 
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Jul 20, 2015 02:34
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Can't forget the classic.
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Jul 20, 2015 15:32
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Greatest Joe Biden interview
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Jul 21, 2015 15:18
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Shalebridge Cradle posted:Here is a biker chick getting some attention from the veep That dude on the right is terrified his biker wife is gonna get that VP dick
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Jul 22, 2015 03:55
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Broenheim posted:That dude on the right is terrified his biker wife is gonna get that VP dick he's right to be scared, Diamond Joe slangs dick like no one's business
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Jul 22, 2015 03:59
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Lastgirl posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPh-qGcYruw The first one is great (it's always nice to see Greenspan get called on his BS), but the Bernanke video is full of complete misfires. I get that Bernie was furious about the bailouts and he's right to think that the Fed's lending practices are ludicrously opaque (not that there's a lot Bernanke personally could do about it) but half of Bernanke's answers were basically just "that's not how the Fed works." The part where Bernanke has to explain that all the credit card stuff is actually handled by Treasury and Bernie just kinda changes the subject is especially embarrassing. Diamond Joe would never go off on a center-left (seriously read what Bernanke's written since he left the Fed) technocrat who's mostly just doing his job. He saves his scorn for Republicans and Anita Hill.
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Jul 22, 2015 12:12
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Joe B has a lot of great stories about him but the one that really got me somehow was recently when the SCOTUS affirmed gay marriage, apparently he put on a rainbow flag like a cape and ran around the white house hugging people and smiling and carrying on, and the thing that made it amazing for me is here is a guy whose son has just died and he's still able to get fired up for the joys and victories of others. Nobody would have noticed if he hadn't done anything at all.
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Jul 22, 2015 14:08
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dogcrash truther posted:Joe B has a lot of great stories about him but the one that really got me somehow was recently when the SCOTUS affirmed gay marriage, apparently he put on a rainbow flag like a cape and ran around the white house hugging people and smiling and carrying on, and the thing that made it amazing for me is here is a guy whose son has just died and he's still able to get fired up for the joys and victories of others. Nobody would have noticed if he hadn't done anything at all. That was a story from a fake twitter account. Reality itself bends to Joe Biden
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Jul 22, 2015 15:22
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McDowell posted:That was a story from a fake twitter account. No..really? I read it in the Washington Post (http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/wp/2015/06/26/joe-bidens-rainbow-flag-cape-and-how-the-white-house-celebrated-gay-marriage/) aaannd... quote:Correction: This post and its headline initially included a tweet from a parody account of Jill Biden. It has been removed. Journalism is dead.
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Jul 22, 2015 16:23
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I hate Joe Biden now, for humiliating me, via proxy.
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Jul 22, 2015 16:24
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dogcrash truther posted:I hate Joe Biden now, for humiliating me, via proxy. 
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Jul 22, 2015 16:27
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dogcrash truther posted:I hate Joe Biden now, for humiliating me, via proxy. Looks like you got owned by Biden. Happens to us all.
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Jul 22, 2015 19:40
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Probably Magic posted:Looks like you got owned by Biden. Happens to us all. hell, i'd be proud to get owned by Joe Biden. that's a story you can tell again and again, and nobody's gonna look down on you for it Lumberjack Bonanza posted:I loving love you Joe Biden, I wish your life was less tragic. I've heard Biden isn't actually all that fond of the "weird uncle Joe" vibe or at least he wasn't back when he still thought about running for the big chair.
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Joe Biden is the best VP this country has ever had. I will demonstrate with evidence: 1. He eats ice cream every day.  2. He always slips a little tongue.  3. He spends time to let folks get nice looping gifs of him being swell.  4. He likes to laugh.  5. He always notices when the ladies show a little skin.  6. He never backs down from a pushup challenge.  7. Artist's do good renditions of him saving cats.  I know you're wondering, why hasn't he announced his run for President yet? Don't worry, he's just Biden his time. 
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