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Day 75: Trump accepts the challenge of McMahon. In preparation, he begins a super soldier serum regimen of his own design. First side effect: a full body pelt of day-glo orange fur.
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Day 76: We are trapped in the belly of this horrible machine. And the machine is bleeding to death. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9thvHDskYvA&t=38s
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Day 77: Trump has to respond to critics saying he hit from the womens' tee during a golf outing; Trump declares his handicap to be 5. Later that night, declares it to be 3 in an interview.
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Day 78: Trump relieved Social Media Act passes Congress, all @realDonaldTrump now retweeted by all accounts, automatically posted to all Facebook walls
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Day 79: In a 5-4 decision the Supreme Court affirms The Donald's net worth as $1 Trillon
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Day 80 - John McCaine returns to POW camp
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Day 81: In an attempt to get even more profit from the yoogest, most luxurious nation ever, Trump signs into act the Nuclear Silo Realignment Act, effectively selling the US Nuclear Arsenal to the Chinese government. He claims that he has beaten them once again.
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Day 82: Trump declares nuclear war on Mexico; bankrupts the entire country to pay the Chinese for use of their missiles with which to conduct said war. Draft reinstated.
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Day 83: The moon laser project accidentally cuts across the part of the moon rigged with lights to display Trump's tweets. The subsequent explosion knocks the moon out of orbit and sends it plummeting toward the Earth. TASA predicts just sixteen days before impact. Trump promises to make Bruce Willis destroy the moon with a nuclear weapon before being reminded that all American nuclear weapons had already been used to destroy Mexico and Kenya.
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Day 84: Trump burns his tongue while eating chili, orders bulldozers to the Cincinnati riverfront.
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Day 85 - John McCaine is sent to the hole of POW camp without his insulin. chokes on a peanut and falls on an array of wooden stakes covered in human feces in a dramatic fashion. dies. Biotech co, ltd. revives his corpse using an elite enchant purchased from an auction on ebay, and he is groomed for top secret clearance, in hopes he chooses to manage the central geofront hub of walmart goods distribution as an independent contractor.
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Day 86 - Trump nationalizes male and female haircuts to match his style.
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Day 87 a meeting with the leaders of microsoft, apple, intel and HP results in the CEOs of these companies drafted and sent to EOD units in afghanistan
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Day 88: People are starting to get a bit nervous over the plummeting moon, a few 99.9%ers manage to gather some twigs, paper towels, and dogs blood to make anti apocalypse picket signs. They get dangerously close to the Trump House gates before Bret Michaels lays down suppressive fire from floor 21 of the half finished expansion. Trump declares war on the moon and the several dead bodies outside the Trump House.
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Fat and Useless posted:Day 88: People are starting to get a bit nervous over the plummeting moon, a few 99.9%ers manage to gather some twigs, paper towels, and dogs blood to make anti apocalypse picket signs. They get dangerously close to the Trump House gates before Bret Michaels lays down suppressive fire from floor 21 of the half finished expansion. Trump declares war on the moon and the several dead bodies outside the Trump House. Day 89: Lasered Moon with Trump's face becomes sentient with personality of Trump. Begins to demand be leader of the world.
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Day 90: Donald Trump gets the Chinese government to stop manipulating their currency in exchange for Louisiana.
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Day 91: in the morning, Trump proclaims this day No More Erectile Dysfunction day, and retires to Camp David. By 5pm, he rescinds the holiday.
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Day 92: Donald Trump declares that he will have the yoogest, most luxurious boner the world has ever seen. He is incorrect.
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Day 93: George H. Ross shoots Piers Morgan in the face on a hunting trip. Piers later apologizes.
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Day 94: With the moon threat looming, Trump calms the citizenry by replacing all TV and Streamed media with re-runs of the early 90s sensation, American Gladiators*. *(Opening credits and actual gladiators may be digitally altered with Trump's likeness). As the day winds to a close, a surprise Anything Goes No Holds Barred Grudgematch displays the ferocity of a steroid-pumped Trump against Vince MacMahon. Trump decapitates MacMahon on live television, then smears his blood over his toupee. FilthyImp fucked around with this message at 09:20 on Jul 19, 2015 |
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Day 95: The daring mission to blow up the incoming sentient moon fails miserably. With all of the world press present Bruce Willis and his loveable rag-tag team of ex oil drillers is forcibly put into a space shuttle, Bruce Willis is heard shouting "This is madness, please don't do this I'm an very important actor!" before a goldplated riflebutt to the side of the head sends him sprawling through the shuttle door. The shuttle takes off, cameras from inside the shuttle shows the crew panicking as they realise no one has given any training in how to fly a real space shuttle. The space shuttle spirals out of control and crashes into the gathered crowds that were there to watch the launch. Trump blames it on Hollywood liberals.
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Day 96: The last British resistance has fallen. Las Malvinas son Argentinas, thanks to The Donald.
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Day 97: The Donald spends most of the day playing the Donald Trump board game against Secret Service agents. Otherwise uneventful.
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Day 98: Tidal shifts and gravitation pull from the sentient Trump Moon are felt as massive earthquakes and flooding effects the earth. London and New york disappear into the sea. While the other side of the world faces a massive drought as the ocean receedes. Civilization faces certain doom.
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Day 99: Anarchy reigns as the world economy is in tatters, knowing that America will soon be stricken from the world due to one man's arrogance. Major cities are decimated by looters as widespread food riots break out. Coastal nations are beset by tidal disturbances. Global trade has ground to a halt due to the many climate disasters that are occurring. In America, Trump Rumps are burned by the barrel to provide warmth. Trump Security Forces are overwhelmed at the border, as they shoot people attempting to flee to the great glass desert of Mexico. Those that can survive the trek to Trump's Vegas, or an equivalent TrumpZone property, are able to dull their last moments on earth with cheap buffet foods and terrible liquor. With only moments left before the moon impact, Trump ascends to the heights of the newly completed Donald Trump Luxury addition to the Trumphouse and surveys his domain. The sentient moon has now gathered space-trash to serve as a toupee, as its hideous voice bellows I AM THE YOOGEST. The fortunate are deafened instantly by the raspy bellow. Others are driven to madness. President Trump sighs, then takes out his Hanzo SteelDrum and plays the Song of ... Trump snaps to attention in the middle of his inauguration. Supreme Court Justice Gene Simmons asks if The Donald is alright. Trump turns to the camera and whispers what attendees later describe as sounding like " yooooouger!" day 1. beginning of the mass incarceration of hispanic americans... FilthyImp fucked around with this message at 09:17 on Jul 19, 2015 |
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FilthyImp posted:Day 99: Anarchy reigns as the world economy is in tatters, knowing that America will soon be stricken from the world due to one man's arrogance. Major cities are decimated by looters as widespread food riots break out. Coastal nations are beset by tidal disturbances. Global trade has ground to a halt due to the many climate disasters that are occurring. In America, Trump Rumps are burned by the barrel to provide warmth. Trump Security Forces are overwhelmed at the border, as they shoot people attempting to flee to the great glass desert of Mexico. Those that can survive the trek to Trump's Vegas, or an equivalent TrumpZone property, are able to dull their last moments on earth with cheap buffet foods and terrible liquor.  Time to goldmine.
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